When I was a boy I used to live in corduroy OP shirts and slip-on Vans. My life was so simple I had not one pimple, My everyday was made up of these plans: To ride my bike to Thrifty's, Run past the balls and ice cream and find the Star Wars figurines. Thinking of my action men Kung-Fu grip and all, What happened to them all? Running through my old life Looking for my lost toys Where has all my fun gone? (Chorus) When I was a little man Playdough came in a little can I was Star Wars' biggest fan But now I'm stuck without a plan GI Joe was an action man Shaggy drove the mystery van Devo was my favorite band Take me back to my happy land Now my brothers and sisters I don't mean to make a scene But I lost my action figures and it makes me want to scream Greedo, Chewbacca, Luke, R2, Han, 3PO, Yoda, Bobafett, Obiwan Thinking of that Kung-Fu grip and all What happened to it all?
Here's a story that must be told It's kind' new, not very old About a Martian girl with a wild grin Big orange eyes and green skin Blue was her hair She came from way up there She wore silver underwear Almost naked but she didn't care Why oh, why did she come from Planet V? I don't know woh who who (chorus) Martian girl from Planet V Will you marry me? Woh woh woh woh who She came from outer space She came to see if earth was good Woh woh woh woh She got distracted at the supermarket In the meat department woh woh woh woh who Now she's looking at me She's looking hungry Think she's gonna eat me! Woh woh woh woh who She's not a bird She's not a plane She's got green blood pumping through her veins. Saw a light in the sky and then I found her Now I'm having my own close encounter She smiled at me as she fixed her hair And then she kissed me right then and there I started bleeding, that's the weirdest part 'Cuz this alien's teeth were razor sharp! Who, Oh Baby, What a wacky alien she was I'll tell you why, It's just because She had an appetite that couldn't be beat She came from space to eat people meat I guess I didn't taste good anyway 'Cuz when she kissed me, she flew away! (Chorus)
They're coming to take over Huh! Look out behind you and BEWARE OF THE SKA ROBOT ARMY! They're coming to take over To terrorize the earth They're skanking in their best suits, so BEWARE OF THE SKA ROBOT ARMY!
Now now now I'm just a boy I watch too much TV Nobody knows, nobody knows Casper the ghost is so friendly Nobody knows, nobody knows Sitting in my living room With nothing left to do I think I'm going blind Just like Mr. Magoo I know every single ending Of every Scooby Doo Now (chorus) Turn off the idiot box It's a disease just like the Chicken Pox Turn off the idiot box Now Find yourself a partner Turn on the television and let it control your mind Friends, Romans, countrymen, I've got something to say Nobody knows, nobody knows Get up off the couch Get up go out and play Nobody knows, Nobody knows (Chorus) Children I want to warn 'ya 'Cuz I've been to California where Mickey Mouse is a demon Turn it off If you are able Nobody knows, nobody knows Take a pair of scissors And cut off that cable Nobody knows, Nobody knows
Everyday when I get in my car It's a Honda, you know I sit on down but I don't get too far You wanna know why? 'Cuz I've gotta reach down And scratch an itch In an area, an area That's so sensitive So I do a (Chorus) Pinch and Roll (x2) Everybody do a Pinch and Roll (x2) If you're itchy do a Pinch and Roll (x2) We don't scratch, we do a Pinch and Roll (x2) So if you've got a problem You know what to do Whether you're watching TV Or sniffing airplane glue Which we don't do Now the girls don't know But us guys we all know How to do a little dance We call the Pinch and Roll And we do the (Chorus) (Untranslatable nonsense A sorry attempt at toasting) (Complete jabber in a Terrible Jamaican accent) Pick it up Now if you've got a rash Or a minor glitch Stick your hands on down And give yourself a big pinch Then you roll it around Around and round it goes But after you're done Make sure you know where it goes Not in your nose For Pete's sake (chorus)
Marianne was a good girl The daughter of Professor Jones One fateful day during a walk through the jungle She fell into the catacombs Now it's dark and damp And she's without a lamp Will the Professor hear his daughter's cry? Little does he know she's fallen into the pit Of the beast with sixteen eyes (Chorus) Professor Jones He did not know Professor Jones He did not know Where was his daughter? Where did she go? She's fallen to the beast of the webby hole Tarantula!(x5) With giant fangs And eight hairy legs The monster lives in an underground maze Beneath the carpet of the Amazon jungle It lies and waits for helpless prey Now Professor Jones knew the legend of the monster He found the mouth of the webby hole Armed to the teeth he ventured forth If he'd live or die he did not know (Chorus) Tarantula, Tarantula, Tarantula...
Hey big fella I see you're outta jail You got a brand new hat You're walking big You're walking tall With your brand new baseball bat You've got your beeper You've got your gun And a whole bunch of cool tattoos Start fights at the pits at all the shows So everybody will look at you You're ignorant It's knowledge you lack You gotta fight everything you can You're such a fool A big puffy head You're the marshmallow man Straight outta Compton Is your battle cry But you're from a suburban track Didn't your mom and dad teach you That ghetto stuff is really whack? What happened to the little Puffy headed boy we all once knew? Marshmallow man you better watch yourself Before someone steps on you Check yourself before You wreck yourself A little man with a gun in his hand You're such a fool Big marshmallow man
There's so much to be happy about Is this life what a wonderful chance We have to work hard, play hard And even find yourself a little girl And make some romance So don't you think It'd be so lame To get all crazy drunk And start a fight? We'd much rather dance with some girls So if you want to fight Get the heck outta here you fool! Please don't kill us We're just the Aquabats We're just trying to have A little fun Ha ha ha ha So if you want to fight We can duke it out Just please don't kill us With your gun We're all just peaceful little Aquabats We would never take a life We don't want to fight But if we must, Please be cool No guns or knives.
(Chorus) CD Repo Man He can go where I can't go CD Repo Man He'll infiltrate your stereo CD Repo Man He'll sneak up around the back CD Repo Man He'll get your CDs back Some people who seem to Call themselves my friends Take my CDs Then they all pretend That they lost my music But I've got a plan To find the nearest pay phone And call the Repo Man (Chorus) When CD Repo Man The guy is on a roll He'll jump through windows To get what the suckers stole He looks tame, but You know he will attack He does his job To get your CDs back (Chorus) When your possessions are gone And something is wrong There is action to take Don't call him unless you're really ticked Because there is no escape He wears a suit, it looks like he's strapped Don't mess with him Or you'll get smacked Don't steal my CDs That don't make no sense Because a Repo Man is always intense Hey!
Permanecer Sentado! Churro Tonight's the night baby Let's go to the show Spend some money honey? Sure, I'll spend some dough We got to the spot I knew something was wrong When you opened your mouth To sing along Whoa, baby, don't say it's true I don't know what to do It's such a waste, you know I'm sorry baby, but I've got to go (Chorus) It's time to say goodbye It's been real fun I've got to run I'll be real busy but Maybe I'll call you later Can I be honest with you? I'll be real brief You're such a beautiful girl But go brush your teeth! (Chorus) Iki ga kusakute Aurivaderchi