I had a small friend, who had a fat friend, who had a big friend, who gave birth to many friends, with our flashlights to the sky, we waited for them to land. I got two tall friends, who know my small friend, who seems to have a problem with you. They got roman candles, bottle rockets for the vandals who covered our lockers in glue. We're on our way, here we go, we're gonna take over. Se it off, one last time, he're we come again. We were strangers, and we were pilgrims, role models of the family man. Pioneers & patriarchs, patriots * matriarchs, staking out the promised land. Our little army - we were commandos, guerrillas with decoder rings. We felt opposition from some villains who were wishing they could be cadets and kings. We're on our way, here we go, we're gonna take over. Se it off, one last time, he're we come again. <chorus> All systems go! Soon the world will know, the fury of attack, feel the wrath of THE SUPER RAD, THE SUPER RAD, SUPER RAD! And if we die, before the battle's through, tell our mom's, tell our dads, we were SUPER RAD! We're on our way, here we go, we're gonna take over. Se it off, one last time, he're we come again. <chorus twice> All systems go, as we step into the octagon. Feel the wrath of mission code name APPLESAUCE. SUPER RAD!
Well I met you in the third grade , I didn't know that you liked lemonade (lemonade). I met you another year later, you wore a RED SWEATER with an alligator. We chased the ice cream truck across the street and I thought you seemed kind of neat. We held hands as we walked to the swings in the park. <chorus> You're my girl, I'm your man. I don't care if we live in a garbage can. I'm your man, you're my gal, I'm so glad that we are pals. You're not fat - you don't smell bad. You're always smiling - never sad. I bet you take a shower every day... hey hey hey hey hey. But then when I saw you playing soccer with your friends, I knew that day our love would never end. And this whole time it blows my mind, oh well whatever - we're so good together, when you matty me you'll be my wife. <chorus> I'm in love, its great, see you again - can't wait, there's so much to do. You're such a pretty girl, we'll travel round the world, to see this love through. And if you ever went away from me. I would cry, I would fall down on one knee. And I would pray, Yes I would pray, that you would come back to me someday.... <chorus> I'm in love, its great, see you again - can't wait, there's so much to do. You're such a pretty girl, we'll travel round the world, to see this love through. Oh well whatever, you and me and that RED SWEATER. Oh well whatever, you and me and that RED SWEATER. Are go!
I was born out back, behind the CHICKEN shack, I was raised in a cardboard box. And before when I was single, I used to hear the chicken jingle, that's how I learned the CHICKEN rock. When I'm in the mood dude, I get some nuggets and stuff. And head on down to the fight, I'm rolling in my wheelchair, zipping down the hill, I'm yelling "CHICKEN" in the middle of the night. <chorus> Ooh ooh, ooh ooh. Chicken makes me feel so good. <x4> When I first met me baby, I was sipping chicken gravy, and I thought I had to close up shop (weee bang). Now were wedding in a chapel, eating CHICKEN, drinking Snapple, our CHICKEN love you just can't stop. When I'm done a working, a sweating and a jerking, and the boss-man comes and tells me when... I'm going home to baby, got my CHICKEN, got my gravy, and we do the CHICKEN dance again... <chorus> Do the popcorn chicken. (Do the popcorn chicken). Do the K-F-C (Do the K-F-C). Do the buffalo wing (Do the buffalo wing). Do the pioneer (Do the pioneer). Can you dig it? We got the CHICKEN. Cut it up, cut it up, cut it up, we got some CHICKEN guts in a CHICKEN CUP. I'm a CHICKEN ma-chine <x4> Roscoe's - we got the CHICKEN. Goldenbasket - we got the CHICKEN. Popeye's - we got the CHICKEN. Pappy Parker's - we got the CHICKEN. <chorus>
Science brings gifts of convenience, to the modern man. Modern man then continues, continues to expand. but what happens when man creates something oh so wrong. Nature bites back in a big way, good heavens, what have I done! I kept it in a box, I watched it grow a lot. It chewed right through the lock, and ate all the new kids on the block. A scientist creates a beast, in a secret laboratory. Nature plots revenge, it's blood that it seeks, that's where we begin our story! <chorus>The Cat with 2 Heads, Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads! <x2> College brough education, to this privileged man. High school diploma, science major, with a government grant. four years later an experiment, to mutate domestic pets. It turned into a nightmare, so lock your doors - hide your hot dogs, this cat's upset. I kept it in a box, I watched it grow a lot. It chewed right through the lock, and ate all the new kids on the block. Society's been so good to me, my parents paid for my college education. Majoring in biotechnology, created a beast and now it's after me! <chorus> <chorus> Two heads..... of terror!
Once upon a time, she was fine, and good people knew her name. I was from the ocean floor, but I remember the look in her eyes. True love the birds would sing and the trees would call her name as she walked by. Love was grand until that magic day she turned me into NOTHING. <chorus> Let's talk about something else. I'm starting not to see myself. She went so far away but I still see her everyday. NOTHING, let's talk about something else before I cry.... waa, waa, waaaaa She can't see me, but I can, I guess I am the invisible man. She can't see, what would be, nothing hurts worse than being NOTHING. The invisible man, some things are hard to understand. The invisible man, nothing worse than turning into..... Once upon a time, she was fine, and good people knew her name. I was on the outside where all the animals and all the trees were happy. What's wrong, I'm standing over here, it's just weird that she can't see me. It's as if she waved her magic wand and somehow turned me into NOTHING. <chorus> The invisible man, some things are hard to understand. The invisible man, nothing worse than turning into..... She can't see me, but I can, I guess I am the invisible man. She can't see, what could be, changed her mind and turned me into NOTHING.
Young Jim, as a lad, he looked for adventure, calamity, danger, whatever was free. So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings and he left home to find his destiny. Jim just a boy, who's head full of legends of dungeons and dragons and pirates and stuff. So that summer he nuck on a schooner to harpoon tuna and get real buff. The Captain he said, "There's danger ahead, we need some brave men to sail and then, we'll find us those pirates, stop them with violence, to make the ocean safe once again." <chorus> Cleaning up the oceans CAPTAIN HAMPTON and his crew. Trouble in the seven seas, he'll know what to do. CAPTAIN he hates rubbish to him pirates are just soot. Scallywags and scurby dogs are crushed under his foot. CAPTAIN HAMPTON, CAPTAIN HAMPTON, Ahoy, Ahoy. Pillaging the Pillagers, triumphantly he'll sail away, hey, hey! Now, seven weeks into the trip, and Jim was sick to death of being sick. Some kind of action he wanted as he searched the seas, for everyday was the same old... stuff. The night he felt like jumping ship but then he heard a crash hit the starboard side of the ship and bumped him out of his bunk, onto his bottom. Our heroes drew their swords as the MIDGETS swarmed aboard. The PIRATES surprise attack, the tiny buccaneers caught us by surprise as we tried to battle back. <chorus> La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. CAPTAIN HAMPTON, CAPTAIN HAMPTON, Ahoy, Ahoy. Pillaging the Pillagers, triumphantly he ran away!
Night falls and I'm taken by sleep, hot night air blows up balloons in my dreams. Ding dong rings the bell, something's at the door, so I put on my slioppers and I creep across the floor. For the door from hence I heard another ding dong. I peep through the door hole, but something's very wrong, as on my porch there are thousands of SNAKES ready to strike. I feel queasy and my knees start to shake. My perilous fate, I see no escape as serpents lay siege to my country estate. The Devil must have opened hell's gate and called up millions of snakes to take me from this place. <chorus>Big ones, little ones, fat ones, skinny ones. Protect me from their venomous drug. That springs from the needles of fangs, attacked by SNAKES. By SNAKES, so many SNAKES you could fill the Greak Lakes with SNAKES. Ha ha ha run, I try to hide, but SNAKE bites on my face testify I've been attacked by SNAKES. By SNAKES, so many SNAKES it would take a thousand crates to contain the SNAKES after me. I'd rather be burned at the stake than be attacked by SNAKES. Welcome to my world, or should I say this land of SNAKES? Serpents lie and wait, at every take my knees quake as my life these SNAKES invade. SNAKE invaders show their fangs on the snake Parade. My perilous fate I see no escapse s my family prays and waits, I fight them off with shovels and rakes and bats and phones, but I just can't seem to shake these bones that slither from the dark to destroy my home. <chorus> One SNAKE, two SNAKES, are there any more? There's two more, knocking at my door....
The wind blows, and I see dust. A cloud of white upon the horizon. My pallet knows, this is a bust, breakfast is wrecked for the chidren of the nation. These cheerios, soggy and tainted have gone to waste in this MILK of devastation. Taste is based from the bones of zombies, the dust is ground it's not safe to eat or drink when POWDERED MILK's around. Call in the troops cause here's a scoop for you and your group. There's a drink around town and it tastes like foo. The man in the tin suit bearing bitter fruit, breakfast cereal turns to soup, tastes like puke. Oh no! It's the POWDERED MILK MAN. Oh no! Holding the POWDERED MILK can. The super villain comes a creepin' when you're sleepin' and must be stopped anyway we can. <chorus> You stand before me, I will defeat you. You will not break me, I will not take you. You're just another, unearthy poison. Someone will stop you, you and your kind, step back! Whoa ho ho ho, POWDERED MILK MAN. Whoa ho ho, you must die! Whoa ho ho ho, POWDERED MILK MAN. Whoa ho ho ho whoa! <chorus> Whoa ho ho ho, POWDERED MILK MAN. Whoa ho ho, you must die! Whoa ho ho ho, POWDERED MILK MAN. Whoa ho ho ho, you must die!
As one sits and waits for something to happen. I too sat and waited for you to call. Well, I waited too long and thought hey maybe I should call you. But by then, you had already gone. <chorus> Its Friday night, I wanted to go out. I didn't want to go t no show. Didn't want to cruise main street, I didn't want to go to no disco (no no). I just wanted you to come over, sit on the couch and hold me tight. But you went out with some dumb jock and left me alone with MY SKATEBOARD tonight. Now I'm out on MY SKATEBOARD, and I'm pushing so hard, I'm pushing so hard. I want to see if I can see if you're still home. But the lights aren't on and you were gone. So on my way home, alone, I took a short cut through the park. And just my luck you were sitting in his truck, you were making out with him in the dark! <chorus> Why'd you go and change your mind? You can pick and choose but with him you'r gonna loose every time. <chorus>
There are times when you find, lobsters in a bucket, can't climb out. Why won't they climb away? Because other lobsters pull them down. Cherry pits and paper clips and people talking smack. Giant squid will come right up and pull your train right off the track. Mammoth broom swoops on down. and sweeps you in a whole. Friends help each other any way they can. When you're up at bat, they'll be your biggest fan. When you're in a pit, they'll pull you out of it. It ain't wrong to write a song, for all your friends to sing along. People too, me and you, can also be like LOBSTERS in BUCKETS. It's all just one big mess. Please don't be a LOBSTER, friends are best. Making lunch for the baseball bunch, while playing violin. Feeding bands to giant clams, that's where the fun begins. cantaloupes and cowboy ropes, hone those whittleing skills. Friends help each other any way they can. When you're up at bat, they'll be your biggest fan. When you're in a pit, they'll pull you out of it. It ain't wrong to write a song, for all your friends to sing along.
We came from an island in the sand and the sun. Hidden away from the world is that home of fun. We surfed all day and ate food all night. When there was no more food eating sand was alright. But then one dark day our of the sky, Space Monster "M" and friends. Invaded our world and we had to escape, but we vowed to return again. First we'd take over the world, and then we'd return again. WE floated across the ocean in a hollowed out log. From the blue beaches to the land of smog. We washed up on the beach, the Professor took us in. And that's when the experiments begin. He gave us super powers from chemicals. Then he gave us instruments so we could rock and roll. Now we're here to fight, to make our foes and friends. To take your money and go home again. Dum dilly dum dilly dum dilly dilly dilly, dum dilly dum dilly dum dilly dilly dilly. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Come fight along we're the AQUABATS. We're super super guys we're the AQUABATS. Join in our journey to battle our foes. Watch us every week on our TV show. The wacky wacky world of the AQUABATS. We're zippy zippy dudes we're the AQUABATS. We're the AQUABATS and that's that. So watch us every week we're the AQUABATS!