My Hatred For Leonardo DiCaprio
Fans beware!


First, I have to admit something: I WAS a fan of Leo's. About 2 years ago, he was the HOTTEST AND SEXIEST MAN ALIVE to me...and then my friends started to like him because I did. We had posters gallore of him. Any and everything on him, we had and/or loved. When I was in 5th grade, an 8th grader was in envy of me cause I had so much on Leo, and she loved him a LOT. Probably more than I did at that time.

But definitely more than I like him now.

He CAN act, I know that much. But, tell me something, exactly how many females like him because of his acting?!? Not many, I can assure you! I mean, sure there are some females who keep their hormones under control and like him JUST for his acting, of course there are, I'm not saying there isn't. But I never met a female fan whos actually like that!

Some of Leo's movies are good. But only SOME. What's Eating Gillbert Grape was a fantastic movie, but thats basically all Leo was ever acknowledged for. Coinsidence? I think not. In the words of Melissa, "You know, I bet he was hired to act in Titanic just so that teen girls would watch it." And collect a whole lotta dough? That could very well be true! Who knows?

Ok, by now I'm sure you saying to yourself, "So get on with why you hate him already!" So I will. I can't say that I hate him cause he's stupid or gay or something, cause I don't know if its true. I've never met him in person, so I can't say he's mean. Its just that SOOO many people started to like him since Romeo and Juliet, and frankly, its becoming sick and disgusting!

Did you ever notice that Leo ALWAYS smokes in his movies? No matter what it is! He SMOKES in EVERY SINGLE ONE! Ever wonder just WHY he does?? Think about it for a minute will you.....! ITS BECAUSE HE'S A FRIGGIN' CHAIN-SMOKER! That's also why he's SO FRIGGIN' SKINNY! Don't deny it you teenyboppers! You KNOW he is! I quote from a magazine article on an interview with James Cameron, director of Titanic: "...Leo walked in, slumped down in a seat in the screening room and had a cigarette." HA! Proof! Right there!

In the words of Melissa, "TAKE THAT, YOU DAMN TEENYBOPPERS!"

Playing the part of Romeo REALLY boosted his fans' likeness to LOVEness. (Did that even make sense?) And Romeo was definitely NOT the right role for him! Everyone I talked to (and even in magazines!) called him "Romeo" all the time! It wasn't right...just didn't seem right...not at all. I got really tired of it, even though I DID like him then.

And what makes me REALLY mad is all the magazines out there. They NEVER reveal the REAL Leonardo. They always give us this posterized, perfected image of him (and every other celebrity for that matter), we don't have a CLUE what he is really like in person. Wow, he played Romeo Montague in Romeo and Juliet, so what?

Why does that AUTOMATICALLY make him a real-life Romeo?


New Discovery

I was looking through my bedroom at my dad's house, and I found my old diary from 5th grade. And guess what the first two lines were in the ENTIRE thing...

"I love Leonardo DiCaprio. He is so completely gorgeous......"

GAG ME!!


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