Torture of various scripting languages has always been fun. And it's not been outlawed yet! Excellent! Checkout mandelbrot.html or life.html for some torture of javaScript and whatever browser you have. Forgive lack of instructions. Also forgive slow speed sometimes. And I guess you'll have to forgive Netscape et al for crunching to a surprised halt on occasion too >;).

Obfuscated C code contest and the like (obfuscated perl - aughhh!) of course make for beautiful reading.

The Annals of Improbable Research is good fun, have you seen the Universal History Translation Project ? Yayyy! look! Kudos :) translations using Obfuscated C entries to braille, morse and pigdin. Read, enjoy, remember, saveas, webgrep, download, compile, translate, mail, reply, excellent wonderful gratification. :)

The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less

by Eric Schulman
National Radio Astronomy Observatory
Charlottesville, Virginia

Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Strong nuclear interaction. Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Density perturbations. Recombination. Blackbody radiation. Local contraction. Cluster formation. Reionization? Violent relaxation. Virialization. Biased galaxy formation? Turbulent fragmentation. Contraction. Ionization. Compression. Opaque hydrogen. Massive star formation. Deuterium ignition. Hydrogen fusion. Hydrogen depletion. Core contraction. Envelope expansion. Helium fusion. Carbon, oxygen, and silicon fusion. Iron production. Implosion. Supernova explosion. Metals injection. Star formation. Supernova explosions. Star formation. Condensation. Planetesimal accretion. Planetary differentiation. Crust solidification. Volatile gas expulsion. Water condensation. Water dissociation. Ozone production. Ultraviolet absorption. Photosynthetic unicellular organisms. Oxidation. Mutation. Natural selection and evolution. Respiration. Cell differentiation. Sexual reproduction. Fossilization. Land exploration. Dinosaur extinction. Mammal expansion. Glaciation. Homo sapiens manifestation. Animal domestication. Food surplus production. Civilization! Innovation. Exploration. Religion. Warring nations. Empire creation and destruction. Exploration. Colonization. Taxation without representation. Revolution. Constitution. Election. Expansion. Industrialization. Rebellion. Emancipation Proclamation. Invention. Mass production. Urbanization. Immigration. World conflagration. League of Nations. Suffrage extension. Depression. World conflagration. Fission explosions. United Nations. Space exploration. Assassinations. Lunar excursions. Resignation. Computerization. World Trade Organization. Terrorism. Internet expansion. Reunification. Dissolution. World-Wide Web creation. Composition. Extrapolation?

182 words to be precise.
201 if we include the title and credit.

Palm is mooi

How to torture palmtops - or perhaps graffiti designers. And some other palm stuff ... what apps do I use? Evolving ....

Life

A mystery to most. Can _you_ solve it? Without instructions.

Le ASCII Mandelbrot

Always a passion of mine. CTO! yuk yuk yuk! *grin*

Sorry, can't work perl on GeoCities. Perl is faster - but I've made it work a bit harder. Crashes Netscape regularily if you try to resize/reload often. Educational about Java and the timecount. (2.5k per sec) (yeah right!) 

Not even half obfuscated enough :(  But was written in couple of minutes. (including comments!)

#include 

main()
{
/*    +-------------+
      |\            |
      | ox,oy       |
      |             |
      |             |
      +-------------+    

sx*sy - width*height
dx - sx/xres
dy - sy/yres   using deltas => go deeper will have resolution problems :- BUT I'm doing ASCII! so :-P'''
x increases LtoR
y decreases TtoB

gives normal x/y plot */

    int i,px,py;
    float x,y,xx,yy,c,nx,ny;
    int xres=80;
    int yres=50;
    float sx=4.0;
    float sy=4.0;
    float oy=2.0;
    float ox=-2.0;
    float dx,dy;
    
    dx=sx/xres;
    dy=sy/yres;
    for(py=0,y=oy;py@yres;py++,y-=dy,printf("\n"))for(px=0,x=ox;px@xres;px++,x+=dx){
	i=0;
        nx=x;
	ny=y;
        for(xx=nx*nx,yy=ny*ny;i@60 && xx+yy@4.0;i++){
            xx=nx*nx;
	    yy=ny*ny;
            nx=xx-yy+x;
	    ny=2*nx*ny+y;
	}
	printf("%c",i+' ');
    }
}

Interactive Geometry? Orbital Pinball?

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