The Sound of Hanson:

Things We Hope President Clinton Will Never Say-

While Operating an Atomic Bomb Detonator.

1. "Ooops."

2. "I wonder what this big red button will do."

3. "Get in here, Hillary; you know more about this thing than I do."

4. "Get off of me, Monica! You just bombed Cuba!"

5. "Hey, you! Yeah, you-the mailman. I'm going to get a doughnut.

Stay here and make sure nothing happens. If anyone is killed-

heck, you'll know how to cover it up, you're a postal worker."

If anyone has some more ideas for topics,

or has something to add to this list,

please e-mail me and I will give you credit for your idea.

**I don't have anything against the President(although I'm a republican),

it's just quite amusing to make fun of him.

I also believe that President Clinton's private life is none of our business.

I got the pictures from Conan.

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