S.O.S. (Too Bad)

(Tyler)

stagecoach lady, hourglass body

making things glow in the night

well, she would if she could, and she'd be good if she would only

tell her lover she be out tonight

'cause I'm a bat

a lonely school boy

and I'm a rat

and it's too bad, can't get me none of that!

Salt Lake City, salt-lickin' bitties

*** stinkin' of gin

well my daddy was hard, his face was pretty scarred

from kickin' ass and playin' poker to win

it's too bad

and it's too bad

can't get me none of that!

*** lady

my mama Cady *

chivalry was born at her feet

well she shoulda thought twice

when pa showed his dice

*** put my daddy to sleep

It's too bad

Lord, it's too bad!