"The Top 10 Ways Imaginary Friends are Better than Real Friends"
10. When imaginary friends spend the night, they don't wet the bed.
09. Imaginary friends don’t take away the Peach Schnapps.
08. When you end a friendship with an imaginary friend, they don't stalk you.
07. Imaginary friends are ticklish!
06. Lose at strip poker with imaginary friends---no big deal!
05. Unfortunately, win at strip poker with imaginary friends---no big deal!
04. Imaginary friends don't call you up in the middle of the night crying about the bad cheese they ate and make you come pick them up and drive them to the hospital and then on the way there throw up your car.
03. Imaginary friends don't mind if you pick your nose.
02. Imaginary friends can sneak into the theatre to save you a seat without getting caught.
01. Imaginary friends don't let friends drive imaginary cars drunk.