You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Your job is interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps being hit by the toilet seat.
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
You fall off the floor...
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.
Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
These signs of drunkenness were stolen from:
http://www.bookcase.com/library/humor/lists/too_drunk.html
If you have any signs I could add, send them to Juklia@yahoo.com and make the subject "Signs you are too drunk"