Top ten ways to know you are a loser!
10. On job applications, when asked whom to notify in case of emergency, you write, "Anyone would be fine."
09. When people talk to you, they generally begin with, "Hey, loser!"
08. You have a T-shirt that says, "I'm not with stupid, or with anyone else for that matter.
07. Your name is Joel and you were fired from urban sound! :)
06. At your funeral, the entire eulogy is, "Yep, he's dead."
05. You go to a James Taylor concert. He begins singing "You’ve got a friend," then spots you in the audience and stops.
04. Recently you mistakenly drank paint . . . for the fifth time!
03. You try to join "Losers Anonymous" but they turn down your application.
02. You have a New Kids on the Block tattoo.
01. Your parents said so.