1. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

2. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

3. End the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite commercial

5. Stutter the letter "p".

6. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then act like they called you.

7. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.

8. If they repeat the order make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

9. Say, "Are you sure this is the Pizza Place?" When they say yes, say "Well so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"

10. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream at the top of your lungs.

11. Put them on hold.

12. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said, 'sauce smothered in meat'."

13. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say, "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.

14. If (s)he suggests a side order ask why (s)he is punishing you.

15. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?"

16. When they say, "Will that be all?"--snicker and say, "We'll see, won't we?"

17. When you're given the price, say, "Oooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."

18. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.

19. Burp directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.

20. If using a touch-tone phone press 9-1-1 every five seconds throughout the order.

21. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

22. Order two toppings, then say, "No. they'll start fighting.

23. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.

24. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.

25. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.

26. Start the conversation with, "My call to Pizza Place. Take 1, and...action!"

27. Call and complain about he survice. Later, call back and say you were drunk and didn't mean it.