Charlie
 

Charlie can run,
Charlie can dance,
Charlie can sing.

Charlie stepped on the traffic cops foot,
Charlie spilled his drink on the mayor,
Charlie's pants fell down at the matinee.

Charlie lives on the street,
Charlie has watch,
Charlie has no dime.

Charlie,
Oh Charlie,
you've done it again!

You've sucker punched the bully,
Saved the girl,
Played the hero,
Only for her to find out your a bum.

Charlie can run,
Charlie can dance,
Charlie can sing,
but instead he walks down the old path with a tear in his eye