1.) The female Always makes the rules.
  2.) The rules are subject to change at any time
         without prior notification.
  3.) No male can possibly know ALL the rules.
  4.) If the female suspects the male knows all the rules
        She MUST immediately change some or all the rules.
  5.) The female is NEVER wrong!
  6.) If the female is wrong, it is becuase of a Flagrant
        misunderstanding which is a direct result of some-
         thing the male did or said WRONG!
  7.) If rule 6 applies, The male must APOLOGIZE immediately
         for causing the misunderstanding.
  8.) The female can change her mind at anytime!
  9.) The male must NEVER change his mind without express
        written consent from the female.
10.) The female has every right to be angry or upset at
          any time!
11.) The male must remain calm at ALL times, unless the
          female wants him to be angry or upset.
12.)  The female must under NO circumstances let the
          male know whether or not she wants him to be
           angry or upset!
13.)  ANY attempt to document these rules could result
           in bodily harm.
14.)  If the female has PMS, ALL rules are null and void!