AT AMBER 

I'm calling you from the foyer 
Of the Sans Hotel 
Where the men and the women 
Are acquainted quite well 

And the drunkards keep on drinking 
And oh, my room is cold 
I'm disputing the bill, I will sleep in my clothes 

And you, my invalid friend 
You slam the receiver when you say 
"If I had your limbs for a day 
I would steam away" 

I'm calling you from the foyer 
Of this awful hotel 
Where the slime and the grime 
Gel 

And I cannot, or I do not ...
And oh, my room is cold 
And I'm envying you never having to choose 

And you, my invalid friend 
You slam the receiver when you say 
"If I had your limbs for a day 
I would steam away" 

I'm calling you from the foyer 
Of the Sans Hotel 
It's not low-life, it's just people having a good time 

And oh, my invalid friend 
Oh, my invalid friend 
In our different ways we are the same 







BLACK-EYED SUSAN Black-eyed Susan You make us nervous Because we're very aware that you do not care Oh, Black-eyed Susan What don't you believe in ? 'No' is always easier than 'yes' Whoo ! Black-eyed Susan You must insist You are a born-again atheist, oh Oh, heavy rings on Bitten fingers Black-eyed Susan sometimes Shakes to break So, watch it ! Oh ... Black-eyed Susan Rest and do nothing 'Cause it's the only thing that you do quite well Aah ... Black-eyed Susan Rest and do nothing 'Cause it's the only thing that you do quite well Aah ... Black-eyed Susan Rest and do nothing 'Cause it's the only thing that you do quite well Aah ... Black-eyed Susan Please remember We were the first We were the first Oh ...




COSMIC DANCER (LIVE) I was dancing when I was twelve I was dancing when I was twelve I was dancing when I was ... oh I was dancing when I was ... oh I danced myself out of the womb I danced myself out of the womb Is it strange to dance so soon ? Is it strange to dance so soon ? Is it wrong to understand The fear that dwells inside a man ? What's it like to be alone ? I liken it to a balloon Oh ... I danced myself into the tomb I danced myself into the tomb Is it strange to dance so soon ? Is it strange to dance so soon ? Is it wrong to understand The fear that dwells inside a man ? What's it like to be alone ? I liken it to a balloon Oh ...




EAST WEST East West Over the ocean Perpetual motion Travelling around No rest Singing and playing Night out and day in Doing the rounds What a great life this must seem ! Swelled joints Everything classy Nothing is tacky Only the best Lush girls Older and dying Sighing and crying "This is success !" What a great life this must seem ! But when I hear your voice Singing out The Bells Of Home Are ringing out And I feel all alone (And I think of my home) Cold times A wind through the houses The bleakness arouses A longing to leave Time flew I wanted to see you Somehow I could not do Because of success What a strange life this can be ! But when I hear your voice Singing out The Bells Of Home Are ringing out And I feel all alone (And I think of my home)




GET OFF THE STAGE Oh, you silly old man You silly old man You're making a fool of yourself So get off the stage You silly old man In your misguided trousers With your mascara and your Fender guitar And you think you can arouse us ? But the song that you just sang It sounds exactly like the last one And the next one I bet you it will sound Like this one Downstage, and offstage Don't you feel all run in ? And do you wonder when they will take it away ? This is your final fling But then applause ran high But for the patience of the ones behind you As a verse drags on like a month drags on It's very short, but it seems very long And the song that you just sang It sounds exactly like the last one And the next one I bet you it will sound Like this one So, get off the stage Oh, get off the stage And when we get down off of the stage Please stay off the stage - ALL DAY ! Get off the stage Oh, get off the stage And when we've had our money back Then I'd like your back in plaster Oh, I know that you say How age has no meaning Oh, but here is your audience now And they're screaming : "Get off the stage" Oh, get off the stage Because I've given you enough of my time And the money that wasn't even mine Have you seen yourself recently ? Oh, get off the stage Oh, get off the stage For whom, oh ... For whom, oh ... For whom, oh ... For whom, oh ... Get off the stage Get off the stage Get off the stage For whom the bell tolls




GIRL LEAST LIKELY TO How many times have I been around ? Recycled papers paving the ground Well, she lives for the written word And people come second, or possibly third And there is no style, but I say "well done" To the Girl Least Likely To Oh, deep in my heart, how I wish I was wrong But deep in my heart, I know I am not And there's enough gloom in her world, I'm certain Without my contribution So I sit, and I smile, and I say "well done" To the Girl Least Likely To Page after page of sniping rage An English singe or an American tinge "There's a publisher," she said, "...in the new year" (It's never in this year) I do think this, but I can't admit it To the Girl Least Likely To So one more song with no technique One more song which seems all wrong ... And oh, the news is bad again See me as I am again And the scales of justice sway one way In the rooms of Those Least Likely To Oh, deep in my heart, how I want to be wrong But the moods and the styles too frequently change From 21 to 25, from 25 to 29 And I sit, and I smile, and I say "well done" To the Girl Least Likely To Oh, one more song about The Queen Or standing around the shops with thieves "But somebody's got to make it !" she screams "So why why can't it be me ?" But she would die if we heard her sing from the heart Which is hurt So how many times will I shed a tear ? And another stage of verse to cheer When you shine in the public eye, my dear Please remember these nights When I sit and support with a dutiful smile Because there's nothing I can say So chucking, churning, and turning the knife On everything (except your own life) And a clock somewhere strikes midnight And an explanation - it drains me If only there could be a way There is a different mood all over the world A different tune on familiar views And dearest, it could all be for you So will you come down and I'll meet you ? With no more poems, with nothing to hear Oh darling, it's all for you... Darling, it's all for you ... Oh darling, it's all for you ... Oh darling, it's all for you ...




HEIR APPARENT I came back to my old city With fierce determination And I couldn't find my way out of the station It's all changed You were there Departing, starting A trek I had once took With that "no-one's gonna stop me when I feel this way" look Apparent, apparent Heir apparent You think it's so easy, I tell you - it isn't But you may change minds with your winning smile I fell down in my old city Such sad degradation So I tried to make my way back to the station You were still there Gleaming and leaving Wide-eyed and awestruck Saying "How can anybody hate me If I love them first off ?" Apparent, apparent Heir apparent You think it's so easy, I tell you - it isn't But you may change minds with your winning smile Heir, heir, heir Heir, heir, heir Heir, heir, heir Heir, heir, heir But you may be OK, I don't know I'll see you back here In a few bruised years Pray I'll see you here I'll see you here I'll see you here Apparent, apparent Heir apparent You say that you want it, I'm sure that you'll get it They'll seduce your heart and then they'll slap your arse Heir, heir, heir Heir, heir, heir Heir, heir, heir Heir, heir, heir




I CAN HAVE BOTH Staring in the window of the shop that never opens Planning my selection from all the treats inside Should I take as I desire - oh shall I, oh shall I ? Or should I hang around to be enticed inside ? I'm trying to explain to myself I can have both I'm trying to explain to the voice inside I can have both I can have both There's nobody around to say no Who've brain-washed the small shy boy inside He doesn't know he can have both Smiling through the window to the one who never serves you I've not been feeling myself tonight Should I take as I feel like it - well shall I, oh shall I ? Or should I wait and hope to be dragged inside ? Oh ... I'm trying to explain to myself I can have both I'm trying to explain to the voice inside I can have both I can have both There's nobody around to say no Who've brain-washed the small shy boy inside He doesn't know he can have both I can have both There's no need to choose Because I can have both There's no need to choose I can have both There's no need to choose Because I can have both There's no need to choose I can have both There's no need to choose




I KNOW VERY WELL HOW I GOT MY NAME A child in a curious phase A man with sullen ways Oh, I know very well how I got my name You think you were my first love You think you were my first love, but you're wrong You were the only one Who's come and gone When thirteen years old Who dyed his hair gold ? Oh, I know very well, I don't need to be told You think you were my first love You think you were my first love, but you're wrong You were the only one Who's come and gone You were the only one Who's come and gone




I'VE CHANGED MY PLEA TO GUILTY I'm standing in the dock With my innocent hand on my heart I've changed my plea I've changed my plea to guilty Because freedom is wasted on me See how your rules spoil the game Outside there is a pain Emotional air raids exhausted my heart And it's safer to be inside So, I'm changing my plea And no one can dissuade me Because freedom was wasted on me See how your rules spoil the game Something I have learned If there is one thing in life I've observed It's that everybody's got somebody Ooh no, not me So I've changed my plea to guilty And reason and freedom is a waste It's a lot like love




INTERLUDE Time is like a dream And now, for a time, you are mine Let's hold fast to the dream That tastes and sparkles like wine Who knows (who knows) If it's real Or just something we're both dreaming of What seems like an interlude now Could be the beginning of love Loving you Is a world that's strange So much more than my heart can hold Loving you Makes the whole world change Loving you, I could not grow old No, nobody knows When love will end So till then, sweet friend ... Time is like a dream And now, for a time, you are mine Let's hold fast to the dream That tastes and sparkles like wine Who knows (who knows) If it's real Or just something we're both dreaming of ? What seems like an interlude now Could be the beginning of love What seems like an interlude now Could be the beginning of love What seems like an interlude now Could be the beginning of love




I'D LOVE TO Again I lay awake and I cried because of waste I'd love to (But only with you Only with you) Oh, time is gonna wipe us out There, I've said it loud and clear So that you will hear There's no one in view Just you Just you And time will never wipe you out Now I've had enough I've had more than could be My rightful share Of nights I can't bear How can it be fair ? Time must wipe them out So, again, I lay awake In a trance Oh, I just want my chance But only with you Only with you That's all That's all Aah ...




JOURNALISTS WHO LIE Journalists who lie Stealing the money Prospering with spite Hate-In-A-Hurry Oh, see how : They're only trying to make their name By spreading Biz myth-lies About the ones who've made their name Stick in the knife Stick in the knife Journalists who lie The truth is, it happens Praise, then crucify Just follow this pattern And see how : They're only trying to make their name By spreading sickening lies About the ones who've made their name Mate, give us the knife Give us the knife Journalists who lie So happy in malice Rock star - out of line So happy in malice Oh ... Journalists who lie So sick and belaboured They only want to be favoured They only want to be favoured See how : They're only trying to make their name With unprovable lies About the ones Who've made their name In the black hole Of your soul Still bargaining away the Truth So easily Truth Journalists who lie Stealing the money Prospering with spite And Hate-In-A-Hurry Journalists who lie The truth is, it happens Praise, then crucify Just follow this pattern Journalists who lie So sick and belaboured They want to be favoured They only want to be favoured




LET THE RIGHT ONE SLIP IN Let the right one in Let the old dreams die Let the wrong ones go They cannot They cannot They cannot do what you want them to do Oh ... Let the right one in Let the old dreams die Let the wrong ones go They do not They do not They do not see what you want them to Oh ... Let the right one in Let the old things fade Put the tricks and schemes (for good) away Ah ... I will advise Ah ... Until my mouth dries Ah ... I will advise you to ... Ah ... let the right one slip in Slip in Slip in And when at last it does I'd say you were within your rights to bite The right one and say, "what kept you so long ?" "What kept you so long ?" Oh ...




LOST Jet trails in the sky Leave one word behind A hand bangs into sand a name And we all understand Everybody's Lost But they're pretending they're not Lost Oh, Lost Jet trails in the sky Leave one thought behind A hand bangs into sand a name And we all understand Everybody's Lost But they're pretending they're not Lost Oh, Lost So if I see you And I tell you How I've watched you I'm just Lost So if I see you And I tell you I've watched you Don't make fun of me later Cause I'm just Lost If I see you And I tell you How I've watched you Don't make fun of me later Cause I'm just Lost If I see you And I tell you How I've watched you Don't make fun of me later Cause I'm just Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost Lost




MICHAEL'S BONES Michael's bones Lay where he fell Face down on a sports ground Oh ... He was just somebody's luckless son Oh, but now look what he's done Oh, look what he's done Your gentle hands are frozen And your unkissed lips are blue Your thinning clothes are hopeless And no one was mad about you Michael's bones Were very young But they were never to know Oh ... Impetuous fun Mr. Policeman I don't know where you get such notions from His gentle hands are frozen And his unkissed lips are blue But his eyes still cry And now you've turned the last bend And see - are we all judged the same at the end? Tell me, tell me Oh, you lucky thing You are too brave And I'm ashamed of myself As usual Oh ...




MOONRIVER Moonriver Wider than a mile I'll be crossing you in style Someday Oh, Dreammaker You heartbreaker Wherever you're going I'm going your way Two drifters Off to see the world I'm not so sure the world Deserves us We're after The same rainbow's end How come it's just around the bend ? It's always just around the bend ? Moonriver Wider than a mile I'll be crossing you in style Someday Oh, Dreammaker You heartbreaker Wherever you're going I'm going your way Two drifters Off to see the world I'm not so sure the world Deserves us We're after The same rainbow's end It's just around the bend It's just around the bend It's just around the bend It's just around the bend Oh !




MY INSATIABLE ONE In the high life, I've got this feeling now I've got this horrible feeling On the escalator, they took it out on him As the ridiculous world went by Oh, he's gone He's my insatiable one Oh, he is gone He's my insatiable one Oh ... On the high wire, dressed in a leotard There wobbles one hell of a retard On the escalator, you shit paracetamol As the ridiculous world goes by Oh, he is gone He's my insatiable one Oh, he is gone He's my insatiable one Oh ... Oh, he is gone He's my insatiable one Oh, he is gone And he was my inflatable one Oh ...




NOBODY LOVES US Nine times fined Never mind Things can only improve We are just stood here Waiting for the next great wound And we just can't wait to make more mistakes And to fluff our breaks, and to stuff our faces with cake All in all, imagine this : Nobody loves us Dab-hands at trouble With four days of stubble We are ... Never loosen the grip on our hand Call us home Kiss our cheeks Nobody loves us So we ... oh ... we tend to please ourselves People think all we do Is lie around and think of how Rich we'd be if we didn't think Life could improve And we just can't wait to make more mistakes And we just can't wait till the whole thing blows up in our face Call us home Kiss our cheeks Nobody loves us Dab-hands at trouble With four days of stubble We are ... So, never loosen the grip on our hand Call us home Make our tea Nobody loves us So we ... oh ... we tend to please ourselves Call us home Tuck us in Nobody wants us Dreamers and schemers All pie-eyed, and bug-eyed, and cross-eyed Oh, never loosen the grip on our hand Whack us then Hug us hard Nobody loves us So we ... oh ... we tend to please ourselves And we just can't stress, oh, how more the mess And complete distress won't make much difference to us Sing us our Favourite song Nobody loves us Born-again athiest Practising troublemakers Make us our Favourite jam Nobody loves us Useless and shiftless And jobless But we're all yours




NOW I AM A WAS Once I was complete and Safe within your heart Me - with a preference for Making things worse So, now I am a was Now I am a was I started at the top And I worked my way down Once I was so smugly Foremost in your thoughts Me - with a talent for Making you cry So, now I am a was Now I am a was I started at the top And I worked my way down So, now I am a was So, now I am a was I am a was So, now I am a was I am a, I am a, I am a, I am a, I am a, I am a, I am a, I am a ...




OH WELL, I'LL NEVER LEARN Looking up at the sign It said: "PLEASE KEEP AWAY" And so in I ran You see ... I'll never learn Oh, I'll never learn I'll never learn Chapter one again Here I go again I found a fountain of youth And I fell in How could I ever win ? I'll never learn I'll never learn I'll never learn Why should I mind ? Why should I care ? I'll never learn I'll never learn




PASHERNATE LOVE Pashernate love In any form Whether real or a dream Pashernate love Could make your sister erupt Into wild blisters and boils Oh, as for me It still doesn't understand me It wouldn't lay one single finger on me Pashernate love Could make your grandmother zoom Roller-skating back from the grave Pashernate love Could make your old daddy feel Like he may have a reason to live Oh, as for me It still doesn't understand me And it wouldn't lay one single finger on me I'm always there It's always elsewhere Whoah, Pashernate love Oh, where are you ? Where are you ? Where are you ? Where are you ? Where are you ? Where are you ? Where are you ? Where are you ? Where are you ? Where are you ? Where are you ? Where are you ?




PLEASE HELP THE CAUSE AGAINST LONELINESS Please help the cause against loneliness Would you like to note my home address ? Please help the cause against loneliness Would you kindly note my inside leg ? Oh, I don't mind what time you come round If it's the daytime then I might be in bed - oh I'm so very young I am so really, really young ... oh, oh Please help the cause against loneliness Would you like a list of my dislikes ? There are people with problems I know this ... I've know this for years There are paupers and peers Who have problems, oh I don't mind what time you come round If it's the weekend then I have to be dead, oh I'm so very young I'm so really, really young ... oh, oh I'm so young - really, really (yeah yeah yeah) I am so young I am so young I am so really, really young I am so young So young




PREGNANT FOR THE LAST TIME Phlegm lapels for the last time Corn beef legs for the last time Oh, we're so glad That you've finally decided But then you see someone new And you want someone new So you have someone new I don't blame you We would all do the same as you If ever we had the nerve to Chips with cream for the last time The People's Friend for the last time Oh, we're so glad That you've finally decided Tiny striped socks for the last time Pokes and prods for the last time And the doctor said "Don't nod your head until June !" But then you see someone new And you want someone new So you have someone new I don't blame you We would all do the same as you If ever we had the chance to Sick at noon for the last time And who is going to clean up ? Would you be so kind ? Oh, everybody's staring At the strange clothes that you're wearing Bad advice for the last time And people being nice for the very first time Oh, we're so glad That you have finally decided !




SKIN STORM Delight See our faces are both shining And I've never felt so wanted Than when you cling with arms and legs I tremble You crush my burning lips like ashes With so much skin to travel over While my head spins (and you knew it would) And oh, what a storm ! And oh, what a storm ! We shelter in our skin storm I feel Feel your breath burn on my body You touch my senses, tingling brightly Slip-and-sliding into heaven Love could be a wonderful emotion With such a rush of pleasure motion When I'm dancing on our skin And oh, what a storm ! And oh, what a storm ! We shelter in our skin storm And oh, what a storm ! And oh, what a storm ! We shelter in our skin storm




STRIPTEASE WITH A DIFFERENCE This re-shuffled pack brings back the sickness of luck, Because the ace in my hand is such a shock Exchanging queen for your two while you're out of the room, Have a shufty over your shoulder (well it's a shady game) And I want to lose Oh, please let me lose Oh, please let me lose It's nothing to you It's nothing to you I'm cutting this queen (well, this six is chewed) You're all un-disguised (I'm stuck on shoes) So, have you ever met a bad winner ? "Well, how do you do..."




SWALLOW ON MY NECK Oh ... I have been smashed again With the men from the Old Valhalla Road Crematorium Boring men with the same old patter I am a simple man Not much to gain or lose And I don't know why I held out So long for me and you Until he drew A swallow on my neck And the more, I will not say He drew A swallow, deep and blue And soon, everyone knew Then I was wrecked again With the men full of bluff and ardour From a well-known funeral parlour I am a simple man Not much to gain or lose Older and wiser Never applies to me And so he drew A swallow on my neck And more, I will not say He drew A swallow, deep and blue And soon, everyone knew Aah ... Oh ... You have been telling me That I have been Acting childish Foolish, ghoulish and childish Oh, I know, I know, I know ! I know, I know, I know But I don't mind I don't mind I don't mind Ah ... I don't mind Ah ...







































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