Elavazhagan - 11/30/00 10:46:41 My Email:elavazhagan@lycos.com Favorite color: Red African or European swallow?: no, i am an inidan How did you find the site?: Thor altavista.com Do you love me?: yes Really?: yes

Comments: I love every one in this world, afterall we are here to enjoy our life not to fite with other.

George Mcmullen - 07/30/00 07:55:43 My Email:george512@earthlink.net Shoe size: 9 1/2 Favorite color: Blue African or European swallow?: European How did you find the site?: web Do you love me?: yes Really?: yes

Comments: I love Your Little Johnny Jokes, Why don't you show cartoons

Werner Neumann - 02/08/00 03:07:58 My Email:wildwill@dtgnet.com Shoe size: 11 1/2 Favorite color: Black (on Trucks) How did you find the site?: Search Engine Do you love me?: ????? Really?: ?????

Comments: Very good site, I'll be checking it out another day, Thanks.

Ruth E. Horsford - 02/01/00 23:19:12 My Email:ruthie29@hotmail.com Shoe size: Size 8 Favorite color: Peach African or European swallow?: African How did you find the site?: MSN Search Do you love me?: Oh! Yeah Really?: What do you think?

Comments: Wonderful laughs every time.

diana - 01/27/00 20:44:26 My Email:diana_castorina@hotmail.com Shoe size: 6 and a half Favorite color: black African or European swallow?: neither How did you find the site?: i have a brother name johnny who told me to look these up Do you love me?: not really Really?: someday over the rainbow

Comments: Yes it is true I have a real brother name johnny and he is the youngest so that makes him little johnny. please send anything you can to my e-mail if possible so i can tell my brother them. sincerely,diana 1/27/2000

Lexa responds: Just print out these pages; you don't need me to email you anything.

ken starnes - 01/19/00 23:36:40 My Email:fireballer13@hotmail.com Shoe size: 14...you know what they say about guys with big feet Favorite color: black African or European swallow?: my ass aint gonna get tossed off the bridge is it How did you find the site?: wanderin around Do you love me?: depends, do you love me Really?: answer me, damn it

Comments: kick ass site

Lexa responds: Depends if you know the capital of Assyria or not. And sure, I love you.... right.

i have a red shirt ...tee im wearing it now - sexy arent i? - 01/17/00 02:00:30 My Email:shinybunny@yahoo.com Shoe size: my socks hit the top of my leg ... so long .. so very very long Favorite color: twas blue at a young tender age .. then i threw up and liked that color more ... milk is yummy African or European swallow?: the difference? How did you find the site?: silly billy gave it to me and then i threw up again ... vomit ... on soccer balls the name is voit .. put in an m and it can spell voitm .... or voimt ... or movit .. i like that one .. movit .. Do you love me?: are you hot? Really?: reallY? .... no , i only use you occasionally at times when i despratly seek pleasure

Comments: ive said my peice . jamie

Lexa responds: *bunny noise*

jennifer sandefer - 01/10/00 03:41:39 My Email:gderrera@acrnet.com Favorite color: purple African or European swallow?: african How did you find the site?: luck Do you love me?: of course i do Really?: positively

Comments: if it wasnt for you i would never laugh

Lexa responds: I think that made all this hard work worth it... actually, no, some monetary reward would be nice, too. Ah well. Of course, African swallows aren't migratory...

morris - 01/02/00 20:35:15 My Email:morrisw@netdoor.com Shoe size: 11 Favorite color: black How did you find the site?: I searched for it Do you love me?: i don't know you Really?: i'm pretty sure

Comments: pretty good website, need more jokes

Lexa responds: I'm doing my best, but there are only a finite number of Little Johnny Jokes. Most of the ones I've been adding recently have been from submissions.

cajunbabydoll - 12/31/99 11:12:32 My Email:cajunbabydoll@msn.com Favorite color: ???? African or European swallow?: I don't swallow! How did you find the site?: ICQ Do you love me?: HELL NO! Really?: YEP!!!!!

Comments: You entered the drunk joke twice and your uncatagorized page link back to the start says "man page" !!!

Lexa responds: I fixed the typo but I couldn't find which joke you were referring to. I'll fix it if anyone else complains about it.

Jacki - 12/12/99 05:31:26 My URL:http://members.icq.com/48991598 My Email:wallgab40@hotmail.com Shoe size: 9 i think Favorite color: Blue African or European swallow?: European How did you find the site?: search engine Do you love me?: hell no Really?: yes, i'm not a lesbian

Comments: cool site...i love little johnny jokes...i wish i had some to submit, and if i find any, i will...luv y'all!! bye

Jacki - 12/12/99 05:30:14 My URL:http://members.icq.com/48991598 My Email:wallgab40@hotmail.com Shoe size: 9 i think Favorite color: Blue African or European swallow?: European How did you find the site?: search engine Do you love me?: hell no

Comments:

leigha - 12/11/99 16:50:40 My Email:kutie99pie@aol.com Favorite color: green African or European swallow?: European How did you find the site?: search engine Do you love me?: YES! Really?: NO!

Comments: KEWL SITE. LUV LITTLE JOHHNY JOKES!

Lexa responds: THANK YOU, I LIKE THEM TOO. THAT'S WHY I STARTED THIS SITE.

billy d - 12/09/99 19:28:59 My Email:shannonandpat@hotmail.com Shoe size: 10 Favorite color: b;lue African or European swallow?: eur How did you find the site?: netsearch Do you love me?: yes Really?: only kidding

Comments: cool jokes

??????? - 11/26/99 03:52:09 My Email:????? Favorite color: aqua African or European swallow?: European How did you find the site?: dogpile.com Do you love me?: no Really?: yes

Comments: Pretty good site . Where did u find the stuff??????????????|

Lexa responds: Most of them I got from joke mailing lists, hearing them from friends, and random places around the 'net. Recently, many have come from submissions, which makes my work a lot easier. Whenever I find one that I haven't heard and/or pu on here, I add it.

trudy - 11/17/99 05:50:11 My Email:sugarbaby103@hotmail.com Favorite color: green African or European swallow?: european swallow How did you find the site?: dont know Do you love me?: no way Really?: nooooooooooooooo

Comments: i thought you should have a few more up date it or something cause there a bit old

Lexa responds: I add new jokes whenever they're submitted to me, or whenever I find any myself. They best way to get this archive to grow is to send me any jokes you've heard that I don't have yet!

tom johnson - 11/13/99 23:05:38 My Email:desert53@inlink.com Favorite color: red African or European swallow?: white How did you find the site?: searching Do you love me?: do i know ya Really?: no

Comments: i love all the johnny jokes,keep them coming.

Lexa - 11/08/99 00:38:06 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Balcony/5451 My Email:LexaH@aol.com Shoe size: 9WW Favorite color: blue African or European swallow?: african... of course, african swallows aren't migratory... How did you find the site?: I made it myself! Do you love me?: Of course i love myself! Really?: Really!

Comments: Testing out the new, improved guestbook