You've never met any celebrities

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway

"Vacation" means driving through the Amanas or going to Adventureland

You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular

You measure distance in minutes

Down south to you means Kentucky

You know several people who have hit a deer

You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Terre Haute"

Your school classes were cancelled because of cold

Your school classes were cancelled because of heat

You know where all the Yoders live

You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day

You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."

You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July

Stores don't have bags, they have sacks

You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.

You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain

De-tassling was your first job

Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and accompanied only by ketchup and a dill pickle slice

You say catty-wumpus and kitty-corner

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked

You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows

When asked how your trip was to any foreign, exotic place, you say,"It was different."

You consider being called a "Pork Queen" an honor

You carry jumper cables in your car

You drink "pop"