*insert cryptic music here* *Hellbent looks up from her round card table in which a black sheet is draped over it*.. *Hellbent is wearing a purple cape with huge silver stars sewn all over it and a wizard's hat is perched jauntily on her head*.. *Kat rolls her eyes with a long suffering sigh... and slaps her hand to her forehead* *Hellbent giggles* Velcome, vone and all. Ziss iz zee place vhere all your qvestions vill be answered. *Kat reaches over and slaps Hellbent* *Hellbent tosses a glower over her shoulder at Kat* Sure.. ruin the image. *sigh* Anyway.. I sent a few people an e-mail asking for yes or no questions about 'N Sync without telling them why I wanted them. Well.. this is why I wanted them. You see, I got a Magic 8 Ball for an early Christmas present from my roommate because I've always wanted one. Well.. she and I started fooling around with it before I had to run to work.. and I came up with the idea of using it for my page.. strictly for HUMOR. So.. all the questions that are sent to me will be answered through the Magic 8 Ball.. enjoy.. have fun.. and if you have a question for me and the Magic 8 Ball.. send them to hells_fiction@hotmail.com with the subject title of Magic 8 Ball. Thank you. Just to break the ice.. I'll start off with some of the questions that have been swirling around me and Kat's minds for months.

Q: Okay, let's start off with an easy question. Is that Justin's real hair color?
Cannot predict now.

Q: Is Joe going to clown college now that his hair is flaming red?
Reply hazy, Try again
Without a doubt.

Q: Does JC have a monster case of puppy love for Gloria Estephan?
Yes.

Will Chris eventually act his age?
You may rely on it.

Q: Will Lance always blame everything on being from Mississippi?
It is certain.

*this next question is for all those people who are just dying to know.. NOT ME* Q: Are Britney and Justin dating?
Yes, defintely.

Q: Is Joe as dumb as he appears?
It is certain.

Q: Have any of the guys worn tutus?
As I see it, yes.

Q: Was it Joe?
It is decidedly so.

Q: Was it JC?
My sources say no.

Q: Was it Lance?
Yes, definitely.

Q: Was it Chris?
My sources say no.

Q: Was it Justin?
My reply is no.

Q: Okay, now that we've established that Joe and Lance were wearing tutus, were they together at the time?
Yes.

Q: Not that I really want to know, but, is something more going on there that meets the eye?
Cannot predict now.

Christina asks: Will Lance become the host of the New HeeHaw show?
As I see it, yes.

ROXY899040 asks: Does Justin pick his nose first thing in the morning?
As I see it, yes.

Rachel asks: Would 'N Sync pierce their tongues before or after the group?
It is certain.

Morgy asks: Will Justin, JC, or Lance ever get legally laid?
You may rely on it.
Do our boys from nsync really have girlfriends, and all the cover up is just one big conspiracy so the government can advert the attention spans of the younger audiences so they can plan to take over the world?
Ask again later.
Is Chris' (now ex) hairstyle alive underneath all that mess?
Without a doubt.
Do the boys from Nsync sit around all day watching old eighties moviescand listening to "Shock the monkey"?
Yes.
They're really in it for the money aren't they?
My reply is no.
Chris is the best right?
Cannot predict now.
If you combined Justin's and Chris' DNA would you get a short babyfaced blonde curly dreadlocked idiot?
It is decidedly so.
Will Jc please marry Hellbent?!? *snort.. falling off chair* I swear to God Morgy. I do not even think about that man...much.
Outlook not so good.
Will the REAL nsync please stand and come forward to accept your sentencing?
Without a doubt.
Aren't they all just a bunch of sellouts?
My reply is no.

Suzy asks: Does Justin shave?
Without a doubt.
Does he NEED to shave?
Very doubtful.
Does Chris really belong in a boyband at the age of 27...28..my bad..?
Most likely.
Does Chris really play with that dog 24/7?
It is decidedly so.
Is Joey REALLY an Italian Stallion or does he just wish he was?
Without a doubt.
Does Steve Fatone REALLY do anything productive on the 'N Sync tour?
Outlook not so good.
Is Justin black?
Yes.
Does Justin need to realize that he is white?
Signs point to yes.
Does Justin look in the mirror every morning and say, "DAMN, I'm fine."?
Yes, definitely.
Does Chris ever look in a mirror?
Reply hazy. Try again.
My reply is no.
Does Justin ever look away from a mirror?
My sources say no.
Is JC's spazziness natural?
Better not tell you now.
Is it legal for an 18-year-old to look that damn good?
Without a doubt.

Curly asks: Are they virgins?
Signs point to yes.

Mandee asks: Does Steve Fatone need to get a real job?
My reply is no.
Does Joe ever stop thinking about food or women?
Very doubtful.
Is a strand of JC's hair ever out of place?
As I see it, yes.

Holly asks: Have you ever found yourself strangely attracted to one of the other members?
It is certain.
Was there ever a time when you actually believed that Justin may be black?
Better not tell you now.
Did the thought that Lance was a woman ever cross your mind?
Very doubtful.
Have you ever had a sudden impulse to harm or injure the backstreet boys?
My reply is no.

Rachel Ives asks: Does *N Sync like the Backstreet Boys??
Cannot predict now.

Julie asks: When you see Justin's hair, do you think 'Brilo Pad' or 'Poodle Boy'?
My sources say no.
When you see JC's legs, do you think of chickens?
Outlook not so good.
Will Chris get married before he's 40?
It is decidedly so.
Will Chris still be in a boy band at age 40?
Very doubtful.
Will all the men of NSYNC hire someone to kick Lou's fat @$$ and get away with it?
As I see it, yes.
Can I do that for them?
Ask again later.
Would you like to help? (lol)
Without a doubt.
Will the guys dress in drag and do the hula for part of their next TV appearence (aka, while their in Hawaii for New Years)?
My reply is no.

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