A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED:

GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THE
THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE,
THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CANNOT ACCEPT
AND THE WISDOM TO HIDE THE BODIES OF THOSE PEOPLE
I HAD TO KILL TODAY BECAUSE THEY PISSED ME OFF.
AND ALSO, HELP ME TO BE CAREFUL OF THE TOES I STEP ON TODAY
AS THEY MAY BE CONNECTED TO THE ASS
THAT I MAY HAVE TO KISS TOMORROW.
HELP ME TO ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT
WORK....12% ON MONDAY,23% ON
TUESDAY, 40% ON WEDNSDAY, 20% ON
THURSDAY, 5% ON FRIDAY.
AND HELP ME REMEMBER.......
WHEN I'M HAVING A REALLY BAD DAY
AND IT SEEMS THAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO PISS ME OFF.
THAT IT TAKES 42 MUSCLES TO FROWN AND ONLY
4 TO EXTEND MY MIDDLE FINGER AND TELL THEM TO BITE ME
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