EPHELENTS AND MONKEES (inspired by our first show that turned into a riot thanks to some stupid jocks)

100 people at our first show
The bands packed up, it was time to go
But Ohhh, They didn't want to go
Okay they did want to GO but in a different way
They had too much beer and too much to say
And now, they wanted to stay

(chorus)
Somebody started up a fight
They're punching out each other's lights
They're breaking bottles on their heads They're rolling in the flower bed

Why? Why you gotta be this way?
What's wrong with you kids today?
We're supposed to go to shows to unite!
Why you gotta fight???

(chorus)