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You are the nd person to visit this site! You win a donut that was dropped in motor oil! This is my favorite band in the whole wide world

If you don't like it, I really don't care

Ya wanna E-mail me? me? Go ahead. Don't say I didn't warn yo' bitch ass.
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This page has no affiliation with Geocities.com, Yahoo.com, its associates, or a female aardvark.
The opinions expressed on this page are soley that of its proprietor Brendan H.D. Sweeney, a man who thinks Jimmy Hoffa talks to him in his sleep.
If the language on this page offends you in any way, FUCK OFF.
Don't say I didn't warn you.