MASS Confusion's Wall Of Quotes

Modeled after the similar, yet more lame version on Scott's wall.

"When I was a kid, my grandfather used to say to me that a fella's life wasn't worth mentioning if he hadn't shared it with some folks along the way."

-MacGyver

"If you are a normal person like me..."

-Comrade Chris Johnstone

"Good. I'm glad I screwed up that little computer geek."

-TJL

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

-Anonymous, what Mark lives by on the air.

"Trust in Allah, but tie your camel."

-Moslem proverb

"Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer light as to what is best to be done."

-Aaron Burr

"The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."

-Harlan Ellison

"The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

-Paul Fix

"I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body."

-Adam Clayton

"Hey did I ever claim to be an english major?" [sic]

-Repulsive Mark Richard

"Everything that's underground sooner or later has a box above ground. That's a fact."

-Dave Crary: Crew Boss

"I Work with idiots...I'm surrounded by idiots"

-Dan V.

"Brian is a paratrooper in the 82nd airborne , which means he parachutes out of planes."

-Alex Trabek

"What a wanker you have for President."

-Bono, in reference to French president Jacques Chirac. MTV Music Awards: Paris