Last Updated: 5.23.01
Quotes too!
IAMPSYDUCK.COM is undertaking a huge ass re-vamp-age.  It'll be back (someday) with new stories, new quotes, better friends (pages! Better friends PAGES!) and perhaps a layout that doesn't completely blow chunks.

in the meantime, amuse yourself
here.  It's an excellent time waster.
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There's also a livejournal (link below), so you can keep up with the sorry trail of events that seems to be my life these days.  My life "is like a bad soap opera. Not even a quality one, like on CBS, but the ghetto public broadcast soap operas, with the flickering screen and recast characters.  And not as much nudity." (ben)
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