Name: Andrew Sutherland James

Occupation: Kiwi, future ruler of the world, "internet buddy"

Residence: Somewhere in Kiwiland. (New Zealand), at a "uni" i've never really heard of, in a town that is the "9th biggest" in all of Kiwiland.

Likes: Movies, Francesca, transformers, filling out surveys and sending them to me, Shihad, bad jokes, my brother

Dislikes: ICQ, being in another timezone, my lack of a scanner, delays in his plan for world domination, my brother

Future prospects: Ruler of the World, world famous indie movie producer, professional sporkist.  Not neccessarily in that order.
A very silly, horribly pixelized version of Andy.  Andy version 2.0, if you will.
(and I stoled it from his webpage.  sorry, dearest.)
Forgive me Bob, for I have sinned.  I have sold my soul to a Kiwi, in exchange for for posession over my favourite continent.  (Antarctica, you buffoons...)
The sole person I've ever honored and entrusted with my REAL secret identity -- that is, only person that I've never really met, and trusted with my secret identity.  He's my only internet-based friendle.  Thank god, really, 'cause if anyone else ever turned out to be like him... the world might spontaneously combust or something.
Tho I hope it doesn't, 'cause then we wouldn't get to rule it together, and that'd suck.
Mostly because I can't think of a better person to take over the planet with then Andy the Kiwi.

He is also about 80 trillion times funnier then I will ever be (I know, i know.  "Inconveivable!", you're thinking.  Well, conceive it.  'Cause he is.)
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