This is an in depth interview with the creators of PYRO WORLD, Melissa & Kristi
Name as it appears on your birth certificate?
Mel: Umm.....tough one. Melissa Renee' Eidson
Kristi: God you dumb ass. Oh! Yeah, me! Kristina Kay Funk
Nicknames:
Mel: Delycata, Cowgirl, Del, Mel (hehehehe), HippieChick, Crash
Kristi: Kish, Shrooms, Akishyia, The Blood Goddess
Mel: Sure...uh huh
Kristi: Shut Up Bitch!!
Parent's names:
Mel: William and Sherry
Kristi: Don and Sherry. My parents don't claim me anymore. I live with Mel and her Kick Ass mom.
Mel: No, our mom was not a slut. They're two different people. Swear. It happens. Serious.
Number of candles to appear on your cake:
Mel: 16
Kristi: 16
Mel: I'm still older ;~}
Pets:
Mel: New York Bronx, Sissy's Odie Bear, and the 15-20 horses, George
Kristi: Loco Chico Compadre Paco, Sonny, Deacon, Licorace
Eye colour:
Mel: Blue, Red, Yellow..ya know
Kristi: I don't have eyes.
Hair colour:
Mel: RED. I mean, like fire. When my hairs wet, it looks like somebody cut off my head. It's cool. It's like...blood hair. hehehe...
Kristi: How the hell am I supposed to see my hair without eyes?
Mel: It's BLOND Kristi, you fuckin' idiot! And you have eyes, and they're gold!!
Piercings:
Mel: Tongue, Bellybutton, Ears (future plans include eyebrow and lip)
Kristi: Ears
Mel: Damn pansey ass
Kristi: Oh fuck you, I'm gettin' em periced!
Mel: Getting WHAT pierced?
Kristi: All of 'em, and my nipple, pansey!
Tattoos:
Mel: My mom said I could get a tattoo next week :) hehehe...I'm going to get chinese lettering all the way around my arm and in the small of my back.
Kristi: I want one!!!
Favourite colours:
Mel & Kristi simultaneously: BLACK
Birthplace:
Mel: I wasn't born. I never lived.
Kristi: uhh...hehe...a hospital
Hometown:
Mel: wha?
Kristi: where I found my cardboard box
Current Residence:
Mel: Nowhere. I don't live anywhere. I'm dead.
Kristi: Cardboard box
HAVE YOU EVER... Had the drink Calypso Breeze?
Mel: i don't think so...maybe..heheheheehee
Kristi: uhh, i think so. i don't really remember that night.
Been in love before?
Mel: Oh yea! Oh wait...love? oh...no.
Kristi: No, serious lust, but not love! lust i would die for!!!
WHICH DO YOU RATHER... THIS? Or THAT?:
Kristi: That
Mel: That
Croutons or Bacon Bits:
Kristi & Mel: Croutons
2 doors or 4 (on a car):
Kristi & Mel: 4
Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper:
Mel: What's that have to do with Mt. Dew?
Kristi: YUCK!! GROSS!! YUCK!!
Coffee or Ice cream:
Mel: Coffee
Kristi: Coffee flavoured Ice Cream
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE... Salad Dressing:
Mel: Western
Kristi: Ranch
Mel: hehehehehehe.....
Kristi: hehe...western ranch...
Mel: hehehehehehehe
Numbers:
Mel: 7, 13, 20, 22
Kristi: 7, 11, 2
Why:
Mel: 7 & 13 Kick Ass, 7 + 13 = 20 (I CAN ADD!! FUCKING AMAZING!!!), 22 is my IHSRA #
Kristi: how the hell should i fucking know?!
Movie:
Kristi & Mel: The Usual Suspects, Hackers, Dazed and Confused, ANY Vampire Movie, Any Scary Movie, Really old 80's cheap budget horror movies, I don't know (good movie)
Quotes from a movie:
Mel & Kristi: "There's nothing that can't be done" "CHRIST, Don't you fuckers ever sleep?!?" "What the fuh" "Oh, man, I'm so fucked up." "Well shit on me." "I hope you don't screw like you type" "Lets go smoke a joint on the fifty fuckin yard line, man" "Claudia. you've been a very, very, naughty little girl."
Favourite Holiday:
Mel: My birthday, AKA NATIONAL VAMPIRE DAY!! (Seriously ;)
Kristi: My birthday and Halloween
Food:
Mel: Bagels, I'm fucking obsessed.
Kristi: FROOT LOOPS...shit! I'm out of fruit loops!!! Hey, Mel, lets go get some fruit loops
Mel: Nift, I'm out of cream cheese for my bagels.
Slight pause while Mel and Kristi go to the store
Day of the Week:
Mel: Whoa...time...hehehehe
Kristi: uhh...heheh.....what?
Song at the moment:
Mel & Kristi: Voodoo (Godsmack) or Sugar (System Of A Down) or Around the world (RHCP) or that hoochie mama song
TV show:
Kristi & Mel: SNL, That 70s Show, Freaks and Geeks, Simpsons
Hotel:
Kristi: ones with vibrating beds. heh heh heh. j/j
Mel: uhh...I don't go to those. It's a fucking conspiracy. They're out to get us.
Kristi: God your on crack
Mel: Yeah, I like your dealer. Much better than mine
Kristi: Oh, you like Bubba?
Mel: Yeah, I switched to him. He has cheaper prices and likes sex
Kristi: Yeah, that'll work when I'm out of money
Mel: Ok guys, calm down! JOKE!
Word:
Mel: 'fuck!'
Kristi: 'damn!'
Mel: 'cuntwhorebitchpigslutcow!'
Kristi: 'shit!'
Mel: 'fiend!'
Kristi: 'Penis!'
Mel: Sorry, we have Tourettes Syndrome
Least Favorite Word(s):
Mel: Wha? I don't understand the question.
Kristi: naughty. i don't know why, that just pisses me off. maybe because my grandma was always like "kristi, you've been naughty, go sit in the cellar for a while!" i don't know, i'm on crack.
Mel: That Bubba is a fucking genius!
Kristi: Oh hell ya, he's god
Restaurant:
Kristi & Mel: hmm...Chinese Resturants. God's choice of restaurants
Sport to Watch:
Mel: Rodeo
Kristi: Rodeo (HOT COWBOYS!)
Mel: Well...that helps, but I was hoping you came to cheer me on
Kristi: oh yeah, that too
Shape of Ice:
Kristi: round, like balls. god, don't even think that you sick perverted people!!
Mel: Ice comes in shapes?
Kristi: No shit, Sherlock
Mel (again): Really? Your seriously fucking with me, right? Ha! since when?! It comes out of those little damn blue ice trays. why the hell am I supposed to care?
Love Song:
Kristi: that bitch song by offspring
Mel: No Sex by Limp Bizkit
Kristi: Not that she can't get any...
Mel: uh...thanks. Do they really think I can't get any? hehehehe.
Kristi: Well, yeah
Mel: Damn.
Kristi: Shit
Mel: That damn Tourettes Syndrome
Kristi: Bitch
Mel: Yeah...so
Zoo Exhibit:
Kristi: the monkeys!!!!!
Mel: I've never been to the damn zoo. I'm so fucking deprived
When was your last hospital check up?
Mel: Oh, that must have been when they declared me 'Dead'
Kristi: Dude, your dead?
Mel: hell yeah. Dead people have the most fun
Kristi: Oh, yeah, that must have been when I stabbed you
Mel: Really? Oh, cool. hehehe..you killed me......
Kristi: Hey, take this gun and shoot me! I wanna be dead too
Mel: hehehehehe......ok....
BANG
Kristi: hehehehehehe...cool.......I'm dead....hehehehehehe....
What do you think of Ouija boards?:
Mel: Kick ass. Well, at least the one in my closet is :P`
Kristi: Kick ass. Well, at least the one in
mel's closet is :P`
Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs?
Mel & Kristi: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe......hehehe....hehehe...
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?:
Mel: DAMN! how the hell did you find out? KRISTI! I thought you were going to clean up that blood!
Kristi: Umm.....I plead the fifth
Mel: Dammit....we have to kill you now
Kristi: Well, where the hell is the knife?
Mel: Oops....
Kristi: MEL!! Where the hell is the knife!!
Mel: Umm....lets just kill him real quick
What do you do most often when you are bored?
Kristi: Turn on my fan and watch the blades go around, and around, and around
Mel: Sleep
What words or phrases do you overuse:
Kristi & Mel: huh? what the fuck are you talking about?
