:::this is where i will put information about myself. if you attempt to track me down and murder me, i will be very distraught:::

4.20.02

(4:52 pm)-i had contemplated not posting anyting today (being the big stoner day and all), but i realized (thanks to jay) that i had not updated anyting in a long time....so i thought i should make up for it.....well here's the plan

ya see veisha (big festival at isu every spring) is dry...a major factor for this dryness spawns from a murder that took place 5 years ago. the murderers were a drug dealer from des moines, and a hobo from minnesota (this is besides the point though)....so now, for the past 4 years or whatever veisha has been dry, we (jeff and i) as well as others feel this makes the celebration less "chaotic" and as we all know, a festival isn't a festival unless it is chaotic....so here is what jeff and i decided....we (in all our soberness) are going to murder three people (probably jay, dan and nate{guys from our floor}) to send a message that students WITHOUT alcohol are much more dangerous, three times more dangerous to be exact, than students with alcohol....we feel that this will send the desired message....we also anticipate a statue to be erected to commemorate our great sacrifice (see WE are making the sacrifice not jay, dan or nate, because we are going to be put in the state pen) and our efforts of making veisha once again a "chaotic" festival.....

i (me) want to apologize (ask for forgiveness) for all the parenthesis (an interruption of continuity; an interval) that i used throughout this update....once again, my apologies.

4.17.02

(7:24 am)-i felt amazing waking up this morning, i woke up to rage against the machine "renegades of funk" and it's sunny outside (couldn't ask for a better scenario). later today i have a busy schedule: scheduling classes for next fall, eating babies and then digesting the babies. man i'm so productive on wednesdays

(11:33 am)-all the classes that i need to pick up are taken, but don't worry, i have all summer to "worry" about that, now it's on to other things, like digesting those babies.

(5:33 pm)-had my first popsicle of the spring/summer season of 2002, and let me tell you, it was nippletastic!

4.16.02

-i only slept for one hour last night...i watched almost famous and high fidelity, and then i passed out on the couch, which ironically enough is where i spent most of my time today as well.

4.15.02

-this is a pretty cool thing...i think you should WATCH IT !!

-i'm done with school on may 10th

-i'm no longer afraid of the dark

-my pin number of my atm card is NOT 4456

-on a brighter note, today's temperature is 86 degrees (note that today may not actually be TODAY).