Actual name: James Frederick Atwood
Nicknames: Vagabond (I really like the name despite its negative context. I also happen to like wandering about aimlessly when I am really bored.)
Psykonaut (I'm known for my psychotic babbling and my attempts at headspins, windmills, kips, and other crazy moves in the hallways at school)
Hoss (because I had the biggest appetite in my Basic Foods class. Everyone gave me any food that they didn't want)
King Jamsus (well, usually just Jamsus.)
Rubberband-man (I'm one of the most flexible guys in my school)
Hamburger (a bunch of friends and I decided to give ourselves nicknames based on McDonald's food. My friends names included Strawberry Shake, French Fry, Bleachburger, and Mista McNugget)
Ht: 6'0" Wt: 275 lbs. Age: 18
Birth date: Februrary 24th - sign of Pisces, year of the Boar
School: I was in Ozark Elementary School from kindergarten to second grade but later moved to Hell- er, I mean Republic where I am currently attending high school.
Jobs: I'm a janitor's assistant at my school. I would like to work at a gas station, a video rental store, or an arcade.
Hobbies: Martial arts, writing stories, making stop-action films with a camera and a bunch of toy cars and G.I. Joes, playing video games, skateboarding (although I suck at it and I lost my skateboard anyways), drawing, and making a complete ass of myself.
Stuff that I collect: Action figures (mainly G.I. Joes) and Super Nintendo Roms.
Common words/phrases that I use: this sucks, Aw, man!, shut up, hey
People who have inspired me: Bruce Lee, Mark Dacascos, Chimp, Keith Vitali, Jim Carey, George Carlin, and most importantly... my parents.
Pet peeves: Car freaks, ANY fundamentalist, any insults directed toward my family, know-it-alls, stuck ups, bullies, closed-minded people, ridiculously school-spirited people, conformity, anyone who calls anyone else 'fags', preps, most organized sports except soccer, being overweight, feminists, sexists, muscle cramps, marriage, sex, drugs, cigarettes, gang bangas, and streetboxing.
Future goals: I have my heart set on becoming a professional wrestler.
Favorite songs (not in order):
"Blind" by Korn
"Love It Loud" by the Phunk Junkees,
"Push it" and "Bled For Days" by Static X,
"Whatever" by Godsmack,
"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails,
Anything by Marilyn Manson,
"Possum Kindom" by the Toadies,
"Blue Monday" by Orgy,
Anything by Primus,
"Tragic Comic" and "Rest In Peace" by Extreme,
Anything by Soundgarden,
"In The Hall Of The Mountain King" by Greig,
"Insane in the Brain" by Cypress Hill,
"Guess Who's Back" and "Top O' The Mornin'" by House of Pain,
"When Worlds Collide" and "Let The Good Times Roll" by Powerman 5000, and many other songs.
Favorite colors (in order): Black, Red, and Blue
Favorite foods: SPAM!!! OH, GOD! I LOVE THA STUFF!!!!, S'mores Pop-Tarts, Salt & Vinegar Pringles, Rocky Road Ice Cream, Burgers, Pizza, Egg Rolls, Taco Salad, Cashew Chicken, Sweet & Sour Chicken, etc.
How crazy am I?: I am 76.3636363636364% insane. (Maybe I should add a percent or two for being able to memorize that number so well.) Try the sanity test.
Favorite books: Well, I'm not much of a reader, but there are two books that will forever be etched in my memory as excellent books... "Time Machine" and "War Of The Worlds" by H.G.Wells.
Favorite character in movie: Darth Maul (Star Wars Episode 1)
Favorite cartoon character: Brak (Cartoon Planet)
Favorite characters in video game: 1. Oddball (Thrill Kill for Playstation) 2. Eddy Gordo (Tekken Tag Tournament for Playstation 2) 3. James Atwood, my own creation (WWF Wrestlemania 2000 for Nintendo 64)
Favorite television shows: Farscape, Star Trek (the original, next generation, deep space 9, & voyager are all good!), South Park, Quantum Leap, pro wrestling especially EC F'N W!!!, Beavis & Butthead, & the Young Ones (BBC).
Favorite movies: Groundhog Day, Sixth Sense, Saving Private Ryan, Contact, Man On The Moon (this is the only movie I went to the theaters to see twice), Big Lebowski, Superfights, Amadeus, and many other movies.
Favorite animal: Ducks, turtles, turkeys.
Favorite number: 5