This is an idea that i got from e-dog's page...thank you eric! Updated: December 10, 2002
(new quotes added to bottom)
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" --from a Bud Dry ad.
"it's a normal body function" --Eric, explaining an absence from his IM's
"cha-ching!" --it was a zar thing
"Cause that's the rules................................... bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbitch!" --johnny and jim
"There is a pleasure sure in being mad, which none but madmen know." --Dryden
"fuck that noise" --jim, graham, steve-o, fid, me, and a bunch of other people
"The reason why so many people are lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." --Paul Fixx
"and we both know you would have gone straight to me if you werent with jim, :o) j/k" --jason
" well you know.... lol i can't help but fall for those rob schneider-lookin' men..." --me...
"fuckin' goobers" --eric, talking about kids these days...
"In a world he did not create, he will go through it as if it were his own making; half man, half beast, I don't know what it is, but it's weird and it's pissed off and it calls itself Slash!" --Axl Rose
"Ugh. I'm so duh. I feel duh today" --me, as adopted from Toni
"DINGUS!" --Augie and Dennis
"Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.......... Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!" --Johnny, Graham, and me, back when we'd drive around NJ
"lyn will run up 8 flights of stairs for a dr. pepper!" --Karen, my RA my frosh year in syracuse
(in my car)
me: "what is that sound?"
zar: "it sounds like your car is wheezing."
me: "yeah, but what is it?"
zar: "maybe your car has asthma."
I am one of those who believe that spiritual progress is a rule of human life, but the approach to perfection is slow and painful. If a woman elevates herself in one respect and is retarded in another, it is because the rough trail that leads to the mountain peak is not free of ambushes of thieves and lairs of wolves. - Kahlil Gibran (1883-1931)
"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." --Robin Williams
"So I'm not as dumb as I look........ I'm DUMBER!!!" --Brak
"sniff sniff, What the hell is that smell??? Oh yeah, it's LYN!" --Ryan
"the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits" --i don't remember
"Stupid Bug! You go squish now!" --Homer Simpson
"I cast lightning... I buy Marvin Gardens, and two hotels... I'm tapping my mana" --Mark in a skit from AWT, a TV show I used to be on.
"'Abi Ad Orcum'. That's how you say 'Go to hell!'" --my Latin I teacher at Syracuse.
"IT'S A CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!!!! hard core logo..." --Jeff, Steve, Fid, Jim, etc. in '99
"Bucky Haight! Bucky Haight's in "the Timeshifters'!!!!! The late, great Bucky Haight!!!! And it's playing on TBS!!!!" --me
when i see you, i will seize you, and squeeze you til you squirt! --an old ad for a company i don't remember
i came into this world bald and fat, and that's how i'm going out! --unknown
"To me, getting involved in something ridiculous is life because life is ridiculous" --Ian MacKaye (Punk Planet #31, May/June 1999)
"There are three things which are real: God, human folly, and laughter. The first two are beyond our comprehension, so we must do what we can with the third." --John F. Kennedy
"Wish not so much to live long, as to live well." --Ben Franklin
May you live all the days of your life. --old Irish toast
A fault recognized is half corrected. --unknown
"Never let 'hard to do' get in the way of something worth doing." --Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Never let reality get in the way of your dreams. --unknown
"There is no love sincerer than the love of food." --George Bernard Shaw
"How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something, but to be someone." --Coco Chanel
"We can do no great things--only small things with great love." --Mother Teresa
Running amok doesn't necessarily qualify as exercise. --unknown
...love is not just a feeling, a warm affection for another person, but the way in which that feeling is expressed in will and in action. Love is a regard for the other's well-being so strong that it will set its own interests aside for the sake of that well-being, "a self-determination to do good, good only, and always the highest good possible." - Robert Law
"Don't compromise yourself, you're all you got." --Janis Joplin
"Dig yourself." --Bob Dylan
A friend is a present you give yourself. --Chinese fortune cookie thingy
"Silence! there are no available ears!" --me
"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." --Gandhi
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible!" --Walt Disney
"A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular" --Adlai Stevenson
"It's not the length of life. It's the depth." --Ralph Waldo Emerson
"It's so hard when I have to. And so easy when I want to!" --Sondra Anice Barnes
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has." --Margaret Mead
"So live that you can look any man in the eye and tell him to go to hell." --unknown
"One always speaks badly when one has nothing to say." --Voltaire
Don't live life through a rear view mirror. --unknown
"I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past." --Thomas Jefferson
"The past should be culled like a box of fresh strawberries, rinsed of debris, sweetened judiciously and served in small portions, not very often." --Laura Palmer
"Let the past drift away with the water." --Japanese saying
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say, and don't say it." --Sam Levenson
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." --Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
"I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them." --James Rhinehart
"I used to always think I'd look back on us crying and laugh, but, I never thought I'd look back on us laughing and cry." --Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome, and natural things money can buy." --Steve Martin
"Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired" --Robert Frost
"So long as they don't get violent, I want everyone to say what they wish, for I myself have always said exactly what pleased me." --Albert Einstein
"Man is free at the moment he wishes to be." --Voltaire
"Somebody has to do something. And it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us." --Jerry Garcia
"It's a huge mistake to never discover the answer to a question simply because you could not provide it." --Steve Abraham
"To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge." --Benjamen "Dizzy" Disraeli
"Stubborn and ardent clinging to one's opinion is the best proof of stupidity." --Michel de Montaigne
"To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are." --unknown
"I often find myself in instances where I dream of the ultimate pleasure... I dream of destroying a computer." --Steve Abraham
"Think of three things: whence thou came, where you are going, and to whom you must account." --Benjamen Franklin
"We ourselves must be the change we want to see in the world." --Ghandi
"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." --Leonardo Da Vinci
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." --Billings
"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience." --Woodrow Wilson
"Each of us bears his own Hell." --Virgil [Publius Vergilius Maro], 70-19 B.C.
"Outside of a dog, a book is Man’s best friend. And inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read." --Groucho Marx
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." --Voltaire
"Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself." --Potter Stewart
"The anonymity of Internet communication seems to be an aphrodisiac." --Walter Goodman, critic, "On the Information Highway, A Busy Red-light District" 5 January 1996
"There won't be anything we won't say to people to try and convince them that our way is the way to go." --Bill Gates, Microsoft Founder
"If you can't make it good, at least make it look good." --Bill Gates, Microsoft Founder
"Wow! They've got the internet on computers now!" --Homer Simpson
"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing." --unknown
"If a train station is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?" --unknown
"Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage." --Benjamin Franklin
"It is better to be looked over than overlooked." --Mae West
"If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia." --Thomas Szasz
"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." --Winston Churchill
"Is man one of God's blunders, or God one of man's blunders?" --Friedrich Nietzsche
"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope." --Bill Cosby
sayings by steven wright:
"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. "
"I have two very rare photographs.
One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child."
"When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving."
"I'm tired of all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off." - (Monty Python)
"Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must lead." - Charles Bukowski
"At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself." - Layne Staley, of Alice in Chains
The Animals' Saviour
'I looked at all the caged animals in the shelter; the cast-offs of human society.
I saw in their eyes love and hope, fear and dread, sadness, and betrayal. And I was angry.
"God," I said, "this is terrible! Why don't you do something?"
God was silent for a moment, and then spoke softly,
"I have done something," was the reply.
"I created you." - Jim Willis
“He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.” –Immanuel Kant
Fantastic Make-Me-Giddy Ewan McGregor Quotes
"Actually, I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now, that would be interesting."
"I'm doing my bit for the women's movement. The women have always been naked in movies and now I'm just desperate to take my clothes off as much as possible."
"I've been waiting nearly twenty years to have my own light saber. Nothing's cooler than being a Jedi Knight."
"Isn't Halle Berry the most beautiful woman? I have a film I'd like to be in her with. I mean, I'd like to be with her in." - At the 2002 Golden Globe Awards commenting to Melissa Rivers on Halle Berry, who just walked by.
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing." (well, how could we not, you sex god, you?)
"In real life you don't get up with the sheet after you've had sex."
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."--Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."--Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."--Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."--Rodney Dangerfield
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."--George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."-- Sharon Stone
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."--Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."-- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."-- Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."-- Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."-- Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."--Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"-- Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."-- Jerry Seinfeld
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."-- Robin Williams
”It’s like I always say, when life gives you lemons, you BLOW THOSE LEMONS TO BITS WITH YOUR LASER CANNONS!”--Brak
hahaha home...