Hey, you found the super secret link... Good for you!

OK, so what does it get you?

Uh, I'll have to think about that. But if you bump into me somewhere, remind me, and I'll probably do something nice for you. Something more nice than I normally do.

Some ideas that come to mind, feel free to suggest some:

- I'll hear your confession (I am an ordained minister, as you will see on the site)

- You'll get a really good foot massage (women only, please)

- For you college students, I'll see if I have any of my old term papers lying around

- You'll get special mention on the site, and I will extol your virtues (or lack thereof) to all I see

- I'll teach you how to gamble, count a 6-deck shoe (if you don't know what it is, don't bother with it, it will just cause you to lose a lot of money), and mark cards.

- I'll mail you a dollar.

OK, this is what you have to do... you have to save the page (right click on the link and "Save Target As"), and e-mail it as an attached file to TheFerrymn@aol.com. Then I'll be in touch with you.

Then you have to sign the Guestbook. No Guestbook, you get NOTHING!!!!

Good. And remember,

"Guns don't kill people, bullets do..."