QUOTES, QUIPS, SAYINGS, RANTINGS AND OTHER THINGS........


RELIGEON IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF HELL.....SPIRITUALITY IS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN THERE
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HISTORY IS BUT A FABLE AGREED UPON
........NAPOLEAN BONAPARTE

KNOWLEDGE SPEAKS BUT WISDOM LISTENS
........JIMI HENDRIX

AN INTELLECTUAL IS SOMEONE WHO HAS FOUND ONE THING THAT'S MORE INTERESTING THAN SEX
........ALDOUS HUXLEY

GOING TO WAR WITHOUT FRANCE IS LIKE GOING DEER HUNTING WITHOUT YOUR ACCORDIAN
........NORMAN SCHWARTZKOPF

WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND
........MAX SCOTT IN THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I'M COMING OR GOING, BUT I'M NOT GETTING THERE FROM HERE
........S.A. BURNETT

GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR INNER BEING, THEN YOU WILL BE READY FOR ANYTHING
........STEVE VAI

JUMPING IS EASY....IT'S WHEN YOU TRY TO LAND
........EVEL KNEVEL

YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU NEVER TAKE
........WAYNE GRETZKY

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY, LOOK IN THE DICTIONARY BETWEEN SHIT AND SYPHILIS
........T-SHIRT

DISCO IS SO YOU CAN HAVE DISCO ENTERTAINMENT CENTERS. DISCO ENTERTAINMENT CENTERS EXIST SO BORING, DULL, LAID BACK KINDS OF PEOPLE CAN GET TOGETHER AND REPRODUCE.
........FRANK ZAPPA

COME IN AND GET A FAITH LIFT
FORBIDDEN FRUIT PRODUCES ALL KINDS OF JAMS
UNDER SAME MANAGEMENT FOR OVER 2000 YEARS
........ DIFFERENT CHURCH SIGNS (RELIGEON AND HUMOR....WHO'D THUNK IT?)

IN JUST ABOUT EVERY WALK OF LIFE, OCCUPATION AND/OR BELIEF, THERE ARE THE ONES WHO PRACTICE WHAT THEY PREACH..... AND ONES WHO JUST PREACH

THERE ARE SOME FOLKS THAT KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT SOMETHING. THEY WILL GO ON FOR ETERNITY TELLING YOU HOW LITTLE THEY KNOW.

CHANCES ARE...IF YOU TALK A LOT ABOUT SEX......YOU AIN'T GETTING IT

IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING, LET IT GO FREE. IF IT DOESN'T COME BACK, HACK IT INTO PIECES AND BURY IT IN A DEEP FOUNDATION.

CATS ARE GOOD FOR TWO THINGS.....TARGET PRACTICE AND MAKING YOUR HOUSE SMELL LIKE YOU HAVE A CAT

THE FOLKS THAT REFER TO OTHERS AS JERKS , PIMPS, WHORES AND ASSHOLES USUALLY ARE THE JERKS, PIMPS, WHORES AND ASSHOLES
........PHILLY VIC

THERE IS A THIN LINE BETWEEN FASHION AND FUCKIN' UGLY
........CHRISSY HYNDES

ALL THE GOOD GIRLS KEEP DIARIES, THE BAD ONES DON'T HAVE THE TIME
........TALULLAH BANKHEAD

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SEX FOR MONEY AND SEX FOR FREE IS THAT SEX FOR MONEY USUALLY COSTS A LOT LESS
........BRENDAN FRANCIS

MEN UNDERSTAND THE VALUE OF THE TRUTH, THAT'S WHY WE DON'T SPEW IT ALL OVER THE PLACE
........ADAM BOMB 

HERE'S A GUY WHO SPENDS FOUR YEARS IN SCHOOL, SEVERAL MORE YEARS IN GRADUATE SCHOOL AND HE GETS TRIPPED UP ON A QUESTION ABOUT "BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD"
........REGIS PHILBIN

NONE OF US HAD TASTED URINE. WE WEE-WEED IN A CUP AND DABBED A FINGER. YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE'S A SIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCE IN FLAVOR.
........ROBERT CADE/CADE & CO...INVENTORS OF GATORADE(WHEN TOLD IT HAD A BAD FLAVOR)

YOU CAN REALLY GO PLACES WITH A TELESCOPE AND TWO BONG HITS
........PHILLY BUSH DOCTOR

CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM A VENDING MACHINE
........OVERHEARD AT A RESTSTOP

I HAVE FOUND LITTLE THAT IS GOOD ABOUT HUMAN BEINGS. IN MY EXPERIENCE MOST OF THEM, ON THE WHOLE, ARE TRASH.
........SIGMUND FREUD

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