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Elvis, Elliot, and the Z Morning Zoo:
E1=Elvis Duran E2=Elliot C=Christine Naggy D=Danielle Monaro J=John Bell V=Bernie Vider S=Skeery Jones
Fans:
F=Fan FM=Fan's Mom
THE BOYS:
K=Kevin B=Brian N=Nick H=Howie A=AJ
K: Nick's grown about another foot. N: Not that much.
K: Nick's grown four feet taller. E1: So today's the day, you got something new in record stores. K: Yeah, we're excited. E1: Are you as nervous as George Lucas is tomorrow? N: I don't know. E1: You know what I'm saying. I mean, is it a big day or is it just another day?
K: It's...we're very proud of the album...uh, we put a lot of work into it...we were tryin to take our time and not rush it...and...make a good album...and we're proud of it. E2: Well, the reviews are really good. I mean, everybody's giving it really good reviews.
K: Everybody except Entertainment Weekly. C: REALLY? Someone from the Zoo: We don't care what they say!
Someone: (background)They're not about music, they won't get...
B: They won't get another interview!
N: I didn't say that. A: Woopsie! There goes that one! E1: I think you guys are ok for interviews for awhile...Hey, listen, uh, any questions for Backstreet Boys? cuz we have a special plan here. (K: Special plan?) J: The listeners wanna talk to them more then they wanna hear us. E1: Let me go ahead and give you...Let me show you guys what's happening here...These are the microphones, (K: Cool) alright, this is all the music we play. K: Ook. E1: You can do any of these, you can just play something off this CD here if you like. C: Yeah, that's you guys. N: What?!?! E1: Here's the phone, see all the people caling for you? K: Wow, it's lit up like a Christmas tree. E1: See those calls on the screen? Those are people, it talks about where they're from, what's their nae, and what they want to talk to you about. K: Excellent...wow...you guys got it really organized. E1: Also, I don't know if you guys know much about yourselves, but this is a bio on you.
Someone from the Zoo: In case you don't know, refer to this.
H: Like my favorite food, right? E1: Exactly. C: You guys, how was SNL? A: That was cool. N: It was fun. It was Howie's acting debut. H: I did a little cameo on it. It was like a quick 5 second thing, but it was all good. E2: Yeah, the skit was a little weird, but you were better than, uh, Seth Green. K: ...in rehearsals. They changed it around. Someone from the Zoo: In rehearsals you killed...
H: The manager was a little bit more, uh... K: Flambuoyant H: Yeah, exactly. Someone from the Zoo: Well, that's what Derrel Hament will do.
H: It made a little bit more sense when I said I didn't want to be alone in a room. K: Everything kinda fit together a little better. Someone from the Zoo: I bet it did.
E2: We've got the videos to prove it, dude! E1: Ok, well now that you know your way around the control room, here...take it...you want it? K: Yeah E2: I think the last band that did this in this room was, uh, Pearl Jam. E1: Pearl Jam did this last. Here it is...from Pearl Jam to BSB. A: I don't want to push the wrong button and unplug everything. E1: No, you're gonna be fine. C: We'll come runing in if that happens. (A: That'll be bad.) E1: So, is this a surprise? This is something you don't want to do. I mean, I hate to put you on the spot. K: Of course we wanna do this. H: Get out of here, hurry up. C: HEY! ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! E1: Yeah, you guys go to our mikes...
H: Turning a radio station into...the Backstreet Boys! E2: But nobody steals my crap. E1: We turn over the radio station to the BSB!
E1: I want you done by noon! H: What?!?! K: You guys need to put your headphones on and unplug the ones... H: This program is brought to you by... N: Who is it brought to you by? A: Alright, check it out. I'm doing weather. H: I don't know what I'm doing. K: Should we take a phone call fellas? Can we take a phone call real quick? N: Brian's over here taking the phone calls. A: I have our bio sheet, I know about you Kev! K: Let's see...let's go to...let's see number...let's see, we're live... A: Push the button, darnit! N: Brian, how do you feel about this whole... K: Alright, this is Hazel and she's in Queens I think...Hello, Hazel? F: Hey, what's up? A: Hello! Good morning! F: Good morning! Oh my god, I cant' belive I'm talking to you guys! K: (Casey Kasem voice) You're waking up with the Backstreet Boys...wazzup?! wazzup?! N: That was Kevin! H: Give em your Casey Kasem voice Kevin. K: (Casey Kasem voice) You're listening to Z100. B: You know Kevin would take charge. N: Yeah. Right. H: DJ Master Kevy-Kev. K: So how you doin? F: I just woke up. A: So did we! N: Did we wake you up? F: I'm in my pajamas. N: Did we wake you up? F: Yeah, you did. N: Oh, sorry. A: We're not quite awake ourselves, actually. F: I want to ask you guys what you guys are doing at MTV today. A: We're doing TRL today with Carson, and hopefully our video will be #1. We're hoping. H: Yeah, we need to get in the #1 spot again. N: We need some help out there. B: Call in. H: Call and request it. (F: Yeah man. AJ is a...) H: What? F: I said AJ is a hot sexy mama.
N: Hey AJ, what do ya say about that? A: Thank you. If you saw me this morning, you might change your mind. I'm kinda not lookin so good this morning. I'm not quite awake yet...Thank you, I appreciate it. F: What's up with the hat? A: I don't know, I kinda got this brand new phase I'm going through. You know, I...I change constantly... (K: You don't know how AJ is.) (H: (singing) He gets around)
A: ...I'm kinda in a cowboy phase right now, so hopefully this might last for another couple of...days. B: He hasn't decided on what color his hair should be... A: I know. I just died my hair again yesterday, so if you watch TRL you'll see my hair's blonde-brown again. F: Cool, cool, cool. K: Alright Hazel, thank you for calling. F: I love you guys! K: Buh-bye! Thank you. F: See ya! K: (Casey Kasem voice) Alright, that was cool. That was our first caller. N: Hey guys, what do you wanna do now? Now that we have the radio station to ourselves. K: How much time till we have to play a commercial? H: Play a commercial? You don't play a commercial. Play the BSB album. A: It says no commercial--is it Monday or Tuesday? (Someone from the Zoo: [background] Tuesday!) No Commercial Tuesday! N: We gonna play a song! K: Yeah, what do you guys wanna... A: Play the first track...C'mon Kev, "Larger Than Life." H: Yeah! Let's do that, guys! K: Check it out, this is, uh..."Larger than Life"...check it out.
N: Good job, Kev!
"Larger than Life" ends
N: That was a song off of our new brand new debut album titled "Larger than Life." A: The new brand new debut album? N: So, guys... A: No N: ...what do you think... H: The album's titled Millennium. N: It's not new?!?! It's not a new album? K: Guys, you all weren't listening to Nick...he, he, he totally introed that correctly. Let him go. Go on Nick. H: Go on Nick. N: Anuyways, what I was saying...no,no...actually, that's one of my favorite songs off the album...I think, um, uh, because the fact that it, it does have a rock edge to it. It's a really edgy song. It's a really cool, unique song and I hope that'll be... K: It's for our fans... N: Yeah, that's actually dedicated to our fans, um, it's not...
K: Hold that. A: Dinner bell! K: That bell means it's time to take another phone call. N: Oh, really? B: Guys, I just spoke to Emily on the phone. I was answering some calls and, uh, I got line 1. These ladies said, "Well, I"m already talking to somebody," and I said, "Oh, ok then, I'll put ya back on hold."
B: So then I, uh, I clicked over to line 2. I want to say hi to Emily. She was talking to Brian. This is Brian you guys, and she told me to tell everybody hi. So I wanna say good morning to you. I know she's flabergasted... A: I WANNA GIVE THE WEATHER!! N: AJ! K: Good morning everybody. AJ! A: I have the weather! K: You have the weather? A: I have the weather. N: Oh gosh. K: The read the weather. A: It's partly sunny witha high of 70-75 and a low of 50-54 in the Big Apple today. You guys have fun out there and keep yourself nice and cozy. N: (laughs hysterically) A: Alright then.
Somebody from the Zoo: Ding! Ding! Ding!
A: Where do ya...hey now...this is a kid's show man! N: Hey, they're still using 8-Tracks man. K: Yeah, what's up with that? N: I thought those went out...a long time ago. K: All you kids out there, this is, uh...(laughs) N: You guys are, like, really far behind. K: This is, uh, the new one from Will Smith. Check it out
A: This is my fong(???) song. N: Fong(???) song. A: "Wild Wild West"!
"Wild Wild West" ends
K: Z100--New York's #1 Hit Music Station N: Not bad, Kev. K: (deep voice) "Wild Wild West"...(regular voice)We just kicked Elvis Elliot, and the morning zoo out of here and we've taken... N: They're gone. K: ...We're the Backstreet Boys and it's 8:26 in the morning and we're gonna take some phone calls real quick. N: Go to the phone lines. K: Let's see...who do we have here... A: Batter up! Who's next? K: Line...4...here...Hello, good morning F: Hi! K: Hi, is this Angela? F: Yes, this is Angela. Everyone: Good morning, Angela!
F: I wrote a poem and it's called "Sand."
K: I wanna hear it.
F: Oh my gosh, I can't even read it.
K: Wait, it's all in good taste, right?
F: Oh yes.
K: Ok, cuz we're on the radio.
A: Oh darn!
H: ...fans.
F: Ok, let me get to this before I have a heart attck!
Do you know what it's like
That sums yous up for me--great vocals and visual delight.
A: Thank you very much, Angela.
F: No, thank you.
K: Thank you so much.
F: I will be there at the MTV TRL supporting yous all the way and I was there Sunday, too.
K: OK, thank you.
(H: Thank you, sweetheart)
A: We'll see you there.
N: So, Brian, what are we gonna do right now?
B: We're gonna introduce the sports on Z100.
K: And who better to do the sports than Brian and Nick?
H: Frick and Frack.
N: Here we go! OK, let's talk about the KNICKS last night...or the night before?
B: Let's see...you know, if you guys were at the game for, (K: We were there) we actually performed the National Anthem.
N: I was watching the game, it was great.
K: We actually got booed when we walked on the court.
B: It's alright.
K: But it's all good.
B: It's alright.
K: But, when we sang, everybody cheered for us.
N: So what's up with Patrick? What's going on with Patrick?
B: Well, he's determined to play tonight. They kick off their series in Atlanta...um, they'll be on MSG at 8:00 tonight. So, uh, the Pacers won their first game against the 76ers, so, uh, you know, Regie's, like, heating it up.
N: So what's goin on, what's goin on in the baseball world out there? I know my man back home in Tampa, he hit a rome run. Conseco--I'm rootin for him.
K: He's tryin to catch McGuire this year.
B: For all the Mets fans, uh, they lost actually last night to Milwaulkee--76. But they're hostin them again tonight at 7:00. So, uh, the Yankees play in Boston, uh, at 7pm tonight.
N: (Boston accent) Boston. They're playing in Boston.
B: Be sure to root the KNICKS on tonight, uh, they gotta knock off Atlanta...
K: Alright.
N: Go KNICKS.
A: Go KNICKS.
K: Fellas, the hotline's ringin and we're gonna have to answer the hotline, so...hang on just a second...hello, you're on the hotline.
Guy Fan: Oh my god!
N: Oh my god!
Guy Fan: Oh my god--I can't believe I got through.
A: Yes you did.
Guy Fan: Oh my god.
H: Who's this?
Guy Fan: Alright I have a question. Can I talk to Elvis and Elliot?
B: Elvis and Elliot?
H: We kicked them out of here. They're no longer here in the studio.
N: Sorry.
F: Well, I'll do anything to talk to them.
K: Well, we'll see...hang on.
A: (impersonating E2) This is Elliot right here. This is Elliot.
F: Oh my god! Is it you?
A: (impersonating E2) Yep.
F: My sister is soo sick. Could you please just singer her "Happy Birthday?" She'd feel so much better.
A: Actually, you know, we're the Backstreet Boys and I think we can probably sing that for you. What's your sister's name?
F (Who is E1 or E2): Oh, nevermind.
To have sleepless nights?
Do you know what it's like
To dream with a light?
Do you know what it's like
To see you in sight
And to quiver and shiver?
It's not because of an obsession
Or because I need to get a life
But because of the great vocals
And visual delight
K: We could get Elliot to sing it. N: C'mon Elliot, he wants you to sing. B: (impersonating E2 and singing) Happy birthday to you... N: (making noises) B: (impersonating E2 and singing) Happy birthday to you... A: (laughs) H: Yep, I think that's enough Brian. I think we're gonna go to traffic instead. A: (presses a button and "Happy Birthday" plays)
K: Alright, it's time for a traffic report. H: I think we definitely need a traffic report. You know, this is going out to all those that are going to work, going to school, or going to that store to buy that Millennium album by the Backstreet Boys. A: That's right. There ya go D. H: So I'm gonna head this out to Bernie Vider, who has the look on the Z100 traffic. V: Wow, how cool is it to be introduced by the Backstreet Boys? Guys, I'm lovin it! A: Alright!
H: Thank you very much Bernie! K: Z100--New York's #1 Hit Music Station. B: I think we should play another song. N: Yeah, how bout we do one off our album? B: But we should introduce ourselves so people are not, like, drastically... A: Like going, "Who the heck?" K: They don't know what's going on...Uh, this is Kevin. A: This is A.J. B: This is Brian. N: This is Nick. H: And I'm Howie D. N: And we are... All: The Backstreet Boys.
N: That's us. A: And we took over. K: We kicked the zoo out of the radio station. N: They're gone. Out in the street. See ya! K: We're playin some of our favorite music and also some new songs from our new album. N: So why don't ya go ahead and introduce the next song, Kev? A: (weird voice) Don't, don't want you back. K: Check it out. This one is called...uh..."Don't Want You Back."
B: Z100--New York's #1 Hit Music Station. We're the Backstreet Boys and we're hangin on Z100 this morning. We took over the morning show. K: That, that song... N: We took it over. K: ...was "Don't Want You Back," off our brand new album B and K: Millennium.
K: It's out today. H: Aw yeah. B: Check it out. K: Hey, you got anymore, uh, got anymore music from the new album... H: Hey Skeery, anything else we can play of ours? S: Yeah, actually, I think we have this song right here by you guys. You wanna play that one right here? H: Sure. S: Push that button right there.
N: What? What? What is this? B: Is that a remix version? N: What is this? A: I think it's "Backstreet's Back," I think. S: Isn't this you guys?
A: (sarcastically) Whoops! It's out of there! H: That's much better. A: It's out of there!
K: We're just kidding. We're just playing around here on the radio. H: No, those guys are cool. K: Wasn't that by 'N Stink, I mean, uh...
H: Aww man. A: Something smells kinda funny and it's not me. K: Nothing personal, just playin...Welcome back, we're on the air with the Backstreet Boys. A: (Does a Cartman [from South Park] impression--I couldn't make out what he said) K: Hey fellas, you got anything over there you wanna talk about? N: Well, uh, I did wanna add a lil subject about, um, the new Star Wars movie. K: Oh yeah. N: We went to a premiere the other day and saw (Star Wars music plays [AJ pressing buttons]) Ooo, hear that guys? But, anyways, the movie was incredible. I don't know what the critics are talkin about. You know, given em three stars in magazines and stuff like that. I thought it was incredible. I think it was a great, interesting film for the next two to come. A or H: (Yoda voice) Oh, thank you Nick!
N: I think George Lucas is incredible. B: I definitely agree man. I think the movie was slim. I think anybody that choses to go see it will enjoy it. N: I saw another subject on this morning in the paper about critics saying that, you know, they didn't want to bring their kids to it or whatever. I think it is a great family movie. A great family movie. A: Bring your kids to it. K: Any Star Wars fans are gonna love this film. N: Forget all the political stuff and go see the movie. Simple.
K: Whose doing those...uh...lasers? A: It's not me! N: Oh, that's Howie! H: C3PO. C'mon. Or R2-D2 or whoever the heck does those. A: Anyways... N: So you guys, what do you wanna do now? B: Oh, I've got..I got a real quick conversational piece. Um, on line 3 I was answering some phones--if we could get this Star Wars music out of here... K: On line 3, you wanna get them on? B: No, no, check this out. One line 3 there's a girl by the name of Melissa and she had a concern from, from our fans, saying that our schedule is kinda, a little too hectic for fans to really get close to us. So, she had a person question that she wanted to ask each of us and I'm relaying the message. She wanted to know what kind of cologne do we wear? N: Uh-oh. B: So if you wanna shout-out to Melissa, I don't know what kind of cologne you wear. N: Well, I'll start that one off. This is Nick. I wear whatever's in K-Mart. I don't usually wear anything that's like, I mean I switch colognes from day to day, it doesn't really matter to me. Actually, I but it from SEARS. A: Howie, what do you wear? Old Spice? H: No, I wear New Spice. No, um... A: Or Geri Spice or... H: Or Sporty Spice. (serious voice) Hey, calm down. (A: Sorry.) That's my aftershave. A: What do you wear Howie? H: I wear Cool Water. A: Kevy-Kev, what do you wear man? K: Um...uh...this cool little thing called Dulce. A: This is AJ, and I wear this cool little thing called... H: Right Guard. A: ...Jupe or Jope or... N: Yeah, Right Guard. (laughs hysterically) A: ...whatever the heck it's called. H: Right and Left Guard. A: J-o-o-p. How come the guys' cologne comes in the little pink bottle? I don't understand. N: I don't know AJ. H: Brian, what do you wear? K: You guys want to play another song from the album... B: I don't wear cologne. S: No, let's talk about cologne ALL day! N: Yeah, why not? K: Let's talk about our cologne all... A: Hey Kev, you want to do a phone call first? K: Yeah, let's take a phone call. A: Take a phone call first. K: Uh...let's see here... A: Who we gonna go to? K: Let's check out... A: Pick a number between 1 and 45. (K: 6 here.) K: Hello, good morning. F: Hi! A: Good morning? F: Oh my God. K: Is this Susie? F: Yes it is! A: (gay voice) Hello Susie! N: (English accent) Hello doll. K: Hello, how are you doin'? Somebody: (Mrs. Doubfire voice) Hello!
F: Awesome, I'm callin on my cell phone because I've been tryin to get in touch with Nick. Nick, my friend is, like, in love with you. She won't talk about anybody else, and I'm standing outside of her house.
N: Is she there with you?
F: I'm about to go up. I was hoping that one of you could say "happy birthday" to her and sing for her?
B: Well, you're talkin on a cell phone and you're how old?
F: I'm 17.
N: Uh-huh, and what time is it?
F: Actually, I'm not quite sure what time it is.
H: Are you on your way to school?
K: Well, we can tell you what time it is. It's 8:39 in the morning. Are you guys on your way to school here in a minute?
F: Yes I am.
N: That's probably...she's probably goin to pick her up.
K: We don't want you guys to get in trouble.
F: Oh, we won't.
N: Either way you can just tell her this is Nick. Just tell her "hi" for me and thank you for all the love and support.
F: Oh my god, she's here.
K: Go knock on her door.
H: She is?
F2: Hello? Hello?
A: Hey Kevin, Kevin...
K: Hello and good morning.
H: She's on the phone.
A: Kevin, I have something I really wanna say right now before you finish this:
pushes a button that says, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." (Bill Clinton)
F2: Nick?
H: A-J
A: Sorry, I just had to get that out.
H: This is a kids' show, alright?
F2: Hello?
H: Hello?
F2: Hi.
B: This is Susie's friend, yo.
N: Hello?
F2: This is Gina, how are you?
N: Hello?
K: Hi, is it your birthday?
F2: Hi!
K: Hello.
F2: I'm, like, shaking right now.
K: Is it your birthday today?
F2: Yes it is. I'm turning 17 today.
K: Well congratulations.
H: Wow, happy birthday.
K: How...how old are ya? Psh, I mean...
H: She just said how old she was.
K: And what's your name? Cuz we want to sing to you. What's your name again?
F2: I'm Gina.
K: Fellas...
N: Let's do it.
K: It's a little early, but we'll try.
A: Put your headphones on so we can hear each other.
K: Ready 1, 2...
B: Z100
ALL: (singing of course:)
N: Now, what DJ do you know sings to you? F2: Oh my god! Thank you so much. K: Happy birthday. A: Take some more calls Kev.
A: C'mon man. See, take a couple of calls. K: Take a couple calls? Oh, you mean the cue cards? A: I'm reading the cue cards, it says "take a couple of calls."
K: OK
A: So push the button...doggone it.
K: Let's go...toooo...right there...
"Don't Wanna Lose You Now" ends
(N: Hey AJ)
(A: What?)
(N: Stop messing with those buttons over there AJ.)
(H: I need to use the facilities.)
K: ...Hello, good morning.
F: Hello?
A: Hello.
F: Yes, hello. I'm calling just to say something quick to Kevin.
K: Hi, this is Kevin.
F: Hi Kevin.
K: Good morning.
F: Is this really you?
K: Yeah.
F: Oh my god, I can't believe this.
K: Yeah, we've pretty much...made a mess of...the morning show here...but, uh...we're taking calls now.
F: I can't belive I actually got through.
B: We're holding Elvis and Elliot hostage back there.
N: They're back in the bathroom tied up on the toilet.
F: Oh god.
K: You're out in White Plains?
F: Yeah, I'm from White Plains, but I just wanted to let you know my daughter Nicole is absoloutely heads-over-heels for you. She lives and breaths Kevin. And I want to let you know she thinks you're #1. And if you can say "hi" to her cuz I'm recording this for her, she's in school, she would absoloutely die.
K: Well...thank you. Hello and good mroning, this is Kevin and uh...wow...you, you have a great year, have a good summer break and...keep studying away. God bless.
F: Thank you very much Kevin.
N: Thank you for calling!
F: And, if you're in White Plains, stop by for a home-cook Italian meal.
A: Oh! There you go, I'll be there!
K: Alright, bye bye.
N: So...I think we...Hey Kevin, I think it's time to play another song.
K: OK
N: What do you think?
H: Make sure it's one of ours.
A: I say "Don't Wanna Lose You Now." Is that a good choice guys?
N: Yeah, why not?
A: We should break it down, we already had 2 uptempos...
B: Why don't you decide for the whole group AJ?
N: Well, before we get into this song...
A: I'M DOIN THE GROUP DECISIONS HERE!
N: ...an explanation of what the song's all about.
A: I can't even see Brian's face. I'm not liken' this very much. (Brian!)
N: Ok, forget it then.
A: Hey buddy.
N: Don't even worry about me...it was a great idea but...don't worry about it.
B: Hey Nick, you're right, let's introduce the song...
N: No, no, no...no, I don't want to talk about it.
K: Here it is, "Don't Wanna Lose You Now."
N: Ok, just play it.
beginning of "Don't Wanna Lose You Now" starts to play
H: Alright, it's over with.
A: (laughs)
K: Z100
A: "Don't Wanna Lose You Now."
switch to "Don't Wanna Lose You Now"
K: You're listening to Z100--New York's #1 Hit Music Station.
A: That's right.
K: Good morning...AJ, you got something you wanna say?
A: Got something I want to say to everybody:
pushes a button: "WAKE UP YOU SON OF A BITCH!" (Cartman)
Alright everybody wake up!...It's my time to give you guys the weather once again.
N: That's just cute.
A: It's partyly sunny and the sun's actually starting to rise. It's partly sunny with a high of 70-75 an a low of 54 in the Big Apple of New York City this morning. You guys have a great day at work or school. pushes a button: "Respect my authority!" (Cartman)
(Cartman impression) Respect my authority!...Y'all be cool. Howie D, what's up man?
H: I think we should go back to traffic again.
A: I think so.
H: Those lines...those streets are getting pretty heavy, so let's go check in with, uh, Bernie Vider.
V: Alright Howie (gives traffic)
K: (does something weird, it got cut off...I think he messed up something)
Everyone laughs
A: Aw, that's it Kev, you're fired. K: Aww...man...
B: The first lady still hasn't said if she'll run for Senate in New York yet. If she does, Chelsea will fully support her. H: Wow...cool. N: Also, employers, uh, tomorrow, uh, Pantom Day...it's Phantom Day. So...
N: Star Wars opens tomorrow. Plan on a lot of employers callin in, so, uh, many have been tryin (mumbles) H: Nick is gettin Hooked on Phonics...He can't read this. N: Many are planing this day for awhile, so set aside some vacation time. H: That was beautiful. K: What else is goin on in the news? B: How bout...a, uh, a... A: (starts making sounds) B: A new prime minister has been elected for Israel...uh, Ehud Barak (said kinda like B-Rok)
A: Ehud B-Rok!... That was good Rok. B: I'm not lyin... A: Ehud B-Rok. B: ...it's right here in my notes. H: Yeah-hoo B-Rok. B: Yeah-hoo B-Rok. A: Hey, uh, Kev, Kev... B: Wait, wait, hold on.
H: Wait, they're not done AJ, chill.
A: Aw, you guys are slow!
B: You'll like this one, check this out. (A: What's that?) A free money advisory.
K: Oh, free money.
A: I need this!
B: Last night, an armored car on the, uh, New Jersey Turnpike...
A: I did it!
B: ...hit a bump at Exit 13A, the door opened and money flew out.
A: I planned it!
N: Oh my gosh, where's it at?
B: Check this out, cops shut down the rod. But, before some motorists, uh, before they did, some motorists stopped and, uh...got some cash.
A: I got something on the inside!
K: How mush cash did they escape with?
B: They DO NOT KNOW how much money is missing as of yet, but they have the bills marked, so be noticed.
A: I have something on the inside! Ok, hey Kev, you know what? Kev? I got one more question to ask you man. I have to ask this question.Presses a button: "Hello there children. How my little crackers today?" (Chef from South Park)
Everyone laughs
K: AJ's lovin those sound effects. A: I want a South Park tape. (Cartman impression) I need it for tonight! K: It's 8:50 and you're tuned in with the Z100 Morning Zoo. We kicked em out of here, we've taken over...and we're the Backstreet Boys. I'm Kevin. A: (manly voice) I'm AJ. H: (manly voice) I'm Howie D. N: I'm Nick. B: (deep voice) And I'm Brian.
N: We are here, and we are here to stay. K: And, uh, who else we have? A: Who else we have?
A: Who else or what else? N: That's it. That's us, man. K: No, you just, you were doin your little famous impression. A: (Cartman) I'm Cartman. I'm on the radiooo! (You smell, man![??]) H: It's too early in the morning y'all, please don't do this. A: OK N: There's like, too much, uh, dead silence here. K: Hey fellas, um...uh, I have a request. N: What is it? K: Uh...they want us to do a little a cappella right here on the radio. "I Want it That Way." Can we accomplish that? A: We can do this. H: We can try this.
A: You wanna do the chorus guys? K: We have to turn these mikes down a little bit cuz we're gonna blow. A: We're gonna kick somebody's...butt. H: Hit it Nick!
B: Pretty good for early in the morning. N: Not bad. K: I'm over here tryin to mix it. A: With no blend whatsoever in that...the boys singin. K: Alright, let's see fellas, uh...we gotta... A: Play (weird singing voice) "It's Gotta be you"... K: You wanna do that one?...I have one that I wanna play...I haven't heard it in awhile. Check this out.
Guns 'N Roses ends
N: Uh...sorry...I can't think about what I was goin to say. K: Well, that was, uh...that was a special request...Guns 'N Roses. A: From Kevin by himself. K: By Elliot. N: Well, we... K: We have another request though. N: We have a new release off of Bribe Records. K: Off of Bribe--what? A: Off of Bribe Records in New York City. K: This...this is a special request we had, uh...from a caller, so...let's see what this is. Uh...they just handed this to us, so we're just gonna play it...and trust the radio station, so here it goes:
B: Alright, turn it off. A: I like the, "I paid for these" line, that's a great one. K: Who is that? Somebody at the station do that? E2: Bigger Spears. K: Bigger Spears...ok. A: Bigger Spears! H: We can't trust you guys anymore. K: Yeah, they just handed that to us. So, you know, we just play it... A: Oh booby, booby. That's nice. K: Don't hold us accountable...You know what, thought? I see something right here that I like. I wanna... H: Oh no. N: Oh no. K: Yeah. N: You never know what happens when he reaches for the shelf. K: Let's see what this is.
F1: No, you guys are actually funny. We like it! F2: Oh my gosh, you're so funny! K: (pretending crying)
F1: I have to ask you a quick question. K: Alright. H: Alright. F1: I'm comin to MTV and I'm leaving, like, in 15 minutes. I'm gonna stand on the street and wait for you guys. Are you guys gonna come outside for anything? K: Well...you know what? Sunday, um...the New York Police Department got really, really angry at us...whenever we walk over next to the window, the crowd started, like, the barricades, pushin the barricades out into the streets, so...I mean, we're gonna try it as much as we can to let you guys know how much we appreciate you comin out, but we...we still have the New York Police Department to deal with. F1: OK K: But, uh...we appreciate everybody who came out Sunday, and...we hope everybody's gonna come down. We're gonna have a big blow-out in Times Square this afternoon. N: We'll be on MTV. K: ...to celebrate Millennium, which comes out today. We're really excited about our album, and we hope everybody else loves it too. F1: I'm gonna buy it. H: You gotta check the Jumbo-Tron also. F1: ...you guys can sign it. N: OK! K: We'll look for ya. F1: And my mom is here and she says she's in love with you guys and she's 34 and she loves you more than me! She wants to talk to you...here. H: Hi mama! K: Hi mom! FM: Hello? I'm not 34, I'm 38. A: Good morning. FM: You guys are real cool. A and H: Thank you.
K: We're havin a lot of fun. FM: Yes...we're havin a blast with you guys. K: We hope everybody else enjoys what we do, we're just tryin to...tryin to bring some light into things and... H: Wake everybody up! K: Wake up--good morning! N: (really high and loud voice) WAKE UP!! K: Uh...that was, that was beautiful. Someone: (rooster impression)
N: That was good. Did I blow your eardrums out? K: Yeah, you just blew my, uh...I'm gonna have to go to the ear, nose, throat specialist and get my ears checked now. N: OK... (K: Let's see, what do we have here now to play?)
N: So, what are we going to play? K: Uh... (H: Let's play something off our album)
N: Kevin, did I tell you you're a good DJ? K: Well thank you. N: You're really good. K: We're gonna...we're gonna check out (Casey Kasem voice) another track from the Backstreet Boys' Millennium album. Here it comes. Someone: (deep voice) You guys check it out.
K: You're listening to Z100--New York's #1 Hit Music Station. B-Rok, whassup? N: Whassup with the news man? B: Well, I have some information...
(K: You need some background music.)
B: ...given to me about the, uh, about the NATO bombings. Actually, this is serious fellas. (K: Oh. Sorry.) Um, the, uh, the support factor for the NATO bombings in the Yukoslavia is dropping. Uh, only 59% of Americans support the NATO air strikes. And it's down 9% from a month ago. So, people's feelings are chaning. Meanwhile, um, the NATO air strikes continue while Russia and the Albanians search for a, uh, diplomatic resolution. So... A: Well, uh, Rok, on the, uh, lighter side of things, I just wanna give a thank you out to Peter Santero for all the breakfast that he brought us this morning. (Somebody from the Zoo: Yeah!) I thank you so much. All: Thank you!
A: We were all starving, so thanks a lot G. B: Donuts were excellent. (K: Whoops.) A: Uh, there we go, we just broke something. H: Is that Elliot back in here? A: Where the heck is Elvis?
(E2: ...clean it up) H: What are you doing down there Elliot? E2: Um, I just wanted to let you know I came downstairs to let you know what it's going to be like when you guys are ready to leave. H: Wow. E2: Several hundred people real quickly. K: Sure... B: (old man voice) Tell those girls to go to school! K: Hello--good morning! E2: I think you might wanna kick around upstairs for a little while longer. K: Uh...we might have to do that...till we can find an escape route. H: Tell those girls to get an edumacation, alright? B: (old man voice) Police--we need help! N: Where's Elliot? We lost him? (A: Where you at?) E2: You there? I just want to tell you, you're not goin anywhere for quite awhile. E1: It's gonna be a long day. You guys haing fun so far? All: Yeah!
N: And what are you doing in here?
E1: Well, ok, we just had to do one thing that we do everyday.
H: How'd you get off that toilet?
N: Did you untie yourself?
E1: Yeah, they untied me from the toilet, but you know what? I enjoyed it so much I'm gonna go back and bet retied in just a moment.
H: ...the porcelin god.
E1: Now, uh, every morning at nine, John Bell comes in and does this thing called "The Dirty Euphamism a Day in the Month of May."
H: Oh no.
E1: Bell, you take over. Here's your special intro:
"Z100 celebrates a dirty euphamism a day in the month of May. And, now, your dirty euphamism for the day."
J: Ok, you know what a euphamism is--it's a word or expression we use to subsitute for another word or expression we can't use on the air. So, eeryday we bring you a new dirty euphamism a day in the month of May. You've all heard things like "choking the chicken" and "pickle kissing" and... H: And what? J: Those didn't make it today. Today's dirty euphamism of the day is "massaging the half-blind ostrich."
N: That was a good one. That was actually funny. B: What about the one-eyed Pirate? K: Let's take a look at Friday's... J: Friday's is "time to get some stanky on little Mr. Hang Down."
H: I thank you there very much. We appreciate that. B: I think we need to hear another song. A: Play "It's Gotta Be You" doggone it! H: Now get the heck out of here. N: Yeah...get out! A: Play "It's Gotta Be You" man. It's uptempo! K: Where's the cd at? N: So...now that they're shuffling around for something to find...whaddya wanna talk about? K: Somebody came in and... A: Rok, how you been over there, buddy? I, I, I still can't see you. H: Hey, we should take another caller, don't ya think? N: Yeah, we should. K: While we're looking for the cd... We got a lot of people on the phone here that wanna talk to us. Hang on just a seconddd... A: Pick a line, any line! K: I'm tryin to pick a lineee... N: Any line! (H: This is a pretty cool...) K: Let's see...let's try this line. (H: ...system here.) K: Hello. A: Good morning. F: Oh my god. I'm actually talking to you guys. (H: We're back again!) A: (gay voice) Yes you are! F: Yes you are. I'm Angel Love. K: Angel Love? A: Angel Love? H: Angel Love...wow. F: I love you guys. Let me just tell you one thing. AJ, you're so...cool. I love the way you dress, your hair looks good on you. Brian, you're my love, you're my baby, you're everything for me. Nick, you are soo gorgeous. You're so cute. Kevin, I love your style, your voice, everything. And Howie D, I can forget about you, you're so tender and sweet.
F: I am telling you. My mother told me that she was gonna call the station and tell you that I am going crazy over you guys. A: Thank you sweetheart. F: I even forgot what I was gonna ask you. But, I just wanted to tell you I love you, ok? All: Thank you.
F: Congratulations on your new cd. I am going to get it today, alright? All: Thank you.
A: You enjoy it, take care. F: Ok, buh-bye. N: Speaking of the CD, uh, we just wanna go ahead and tell all y'all that...our new album Millennium is out today. H: May 18th. N: May 18th. A: It's in stores. H: The Millennium has begun. N: PLEASE go check it out at a CD store near you. K: And if I had the album sleeve, I'd play another track... A: (weird voice) We could play another song. K: But we'll just see... A: "It's Gotta Be You" is actually track #4.
K: Check this one out. N: No, that's "The One!" A: Oh, ok! "I'll Be The One." N: (sarcastically) Good job Bone! B: Z100 morning show has the wrong track! N: Aw man!
"The One" ends
K: Z100--New York's #1 Hit Music Station. We're the Backstreet Boys, we've taken over... (A: Yeah, yeah!) Z100.Kicked out the morning zoo... N: They're gone. K: They're out of here. A: Kicked em out...they're outta here. See ya!
K: Nick, you got some sports you wanna talk about? N: Yeah, I just was gonna talk a little bit about the predictions for the...NBA finals. Brian, what do you think about that? Who do ya think is gonna go? B: Well, uh, we got a battle of...??? Titans in the, uh, in the west. Actually, we were watching game #1 of the...LA and San Antonio, right? (K: Gane?) (B: I said game.) (K: gane) N: Yeah, LA and San Antonio. B: San Antonio's looking strong. N: They're looking strong...I still...I think the Pacers are definately gona, I think they're gonna go all the way. H: Hey guys, we're in New York. N: But you can't forget the KNICKS.
(mumbling)
(K: Is this what they were playin at The Garden the other day?) N: I said, BUT, but you can't forget and you cannot leave out the KNICKS. H: Yeah, even though we are from Orlando and the Orland Magic's in our hometown... N: I think Pat deserves a ring. Pat deserves a ring--everybody knows it...give it to him. B: Man, I remember, you weren't even born yet Nick, but, Patrick Ewing, in the Georgetown days, man...
N: Man, why do you always have to do that? Why do you have to do that? You know I don't like that.
B: Hey, man, but I'm telling you, when I saw him in Georgetown...I knew he was gonna be big. H: Hey, Kevin got his foot stepped on by Patrick Ewing the other night. K: Yeah, when we wang the national anthem at... (N: ...broke his toes) at the Garden, and Patrick Ewing stepped on my foot. That's how close we got to see him. (H: Thank you, thank you Patrick for stepping on my foot.) N: He was so star struck, he didn't even know it hurt until later.
H: He's startin to wear bigger shoes now when he goes to basketball games...??? a little stuff more.
K: Do we have to pay some bills?
A: Yes...we have to pay the bills. (scary voice) We get to do a commercial.
K: Check this out...(Casey Kasem voice) We'll be right back after these messages.
A: GOOD BYE
B: (singing) After these messages, we'll be riiight back.
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H: Backstreet Boyzzz with a Z-100. (laughing) New York's #1 Hit Music Station...What are we gonna talk about now guys? N: First of all, we're gonna start out by giving a couple shout-outs to, uh, we were talkin on the phones with these girls. Um, Eileen, Sonya--they're probably screaming right now--Nicole, and Stacy. Yes, we're sayin hi to you guys, so, thank you for calling...Hello! B: We got a great, we got a great phone call from Patty, their mother. (N: Yeah, and Patty to, who was their mom.) She was talkin bout how we can be a postive influecne to teenagers without talkin about sex and violence and drugs, so...it's cool. C: Awwww K: Yeah, you can make music without talkin about all that stuff. N: Yeah. K: It's possible. B: Well, there's one other...I spoke to, fellas, I spoke to a lady by the name of Susan. She was callin from Belmore, Long Island. Um, she's got two daughters, Lisa and Christina, and she made a good comment to me that we would make any of, any mother proud. (C: Awww) K: That's a very good compliment.
B: Well thank you. H: Thank you Rok. B: She also had a question about, uh, what do we do with all of our teddy bears and all of our stuff that we get form concerts? N: Well, what do we do Howie? H: Actually, we try to take as many as we can with us, but, uh, Delta and American Airlines doesn't allow us to take that much luggage.
H: So, uh, *ahem*, so, we actually, we donate a lot of our, um, stuffed animals and gifts that we can't take back home with us to, uh, local charites, uh, hospitals, stuff like that. So, it's all goin to a good cause. N: We're always thinkin about other people. K: You guys ready to listen to another track? A: Are you gonna play it right this time? The one I asked for earlier? K: Yess A: Alright! K: This is a track from the new album, Millennium. It's out today, we're gonna have a big party out in Times Square. N: Go check it out. A: Oh yeah. K: Come see us...uh...here it is. This one's called "It's Gotta Be You."
"It's Gotta Be You" ends
A: Oh yeah! K: You're hangin with the Backstreet Boys on Z100. A: (Cartman) It's time to kick ass. (N: What's your name?) (k: Jada.) K: Good morning. BRIAN? N: Brian's on the phone. B: Brian? Morning! N: He's actually on the phone right now talkin to someone. K: Brian's talkin on the phone...jeez. N: We're letting you guys know we're gettin a hold of you guys and we're talking to everybody out there...we're not leavin anybody out and we're tryin... A: Hey can we take a call? Over the air? N: Well... K: We sure can. H: Let's do it. K: Hello. F: Hello? A: Good morning. F: Um, I wanted you to say hi to my homegirl, Tiffany Burgos. N: What's up homegirl? F: ...and, um, my other homegirl, um, Maribel. K: Tiffany and Maribel... F: No, I want you to actually say their last name because they won't believe this is actually them. K: What's Tiffany's last name? F: Burgos K: Tiffany Burgos. F: And Maribel. K: And Maribel... F: Um, oh god, I forgot her name. A: It's ok. K: You can't remember her last name? (H: And you want us to say it?) How we gonna remember it? F: Um...AJ? A: Yeah? F: Um, my homegirl, she really loves you, so, um, if you would give a shout-out to her for me. Please? N: What's up homegirl? A: What's, what's her name? F: Tiffany. A: Tiffany? Ok. F: I'm telling you, she is in love with you. She has anything and everything about you. A: Well Tiffany, what's up girl? Hopefully I, I get to meet you guys real soon. Or, if you guys come out and check out one ofour shows or if you guys check out the new album, I hope you guys enjoy it. What's up girl? K: Bye Diana! Thanks for callin! N: Bye homegirl! F: Thanks. A: See you later, (Cartman) man. K: What's next guys? N: I don't know, man. K: C'mon, what happened? Uh, did you coffee wear off? A: We're like having, like, a major delay here guys, we're, like, losing it. N: No Kev, you're the DJ, man! We are just, like, the people that help you...when you're, like, stuck on something. A: (Cartman) No, I need it for tonight! K: (stuttering) So, so, so, so... N: So you gotta talk man. K: Oh jeus, so, i'm finally in control. A: (Cartman...muttering stuff) B: I was talkin to all the mothers this morning. Another call that I took, um, a lady named Max and her daughter. She said that they never have to fight over what, uh, is played on the, uh, cassette player/cd player in the car on the way to work, which is cool. N: Which is great cuz... B: ...put the Backstreet Boys on and they listen to it. (H: Thank you mama.) But, uh, she wanted me to give a shout-out to her daughter, um, Lasette, her name is is Lasette. Um, she wanted me to dedicate a song to HER. (A: B-ROK TELTHON) Why don't we, why don't we just dedicate a song to her mom? N: Yeah, why not? K: That sounds great. A: It's the B-ROK TELETHON! H: That's a good intro into..."Perfect Fan." A: The B-Rok Brian Littrell Telethon on Z100! N: This song is actually, this song was actually written by Brian, and... (A: Take you calls.) um, let's just hear it. K: Man, we're tryin to be serious AJ, and... A: I'm sorry. K: ...you mess it all up. (A: I'M SORRY!) N: I mean, I'm tryin to be serious and dofus over there's messin it all up! H: Just play the song, alright? K: Ok, this is a song Brian wrote for his mother and we included it on the album. He flew to Kentucy, recorded all the choir vocals with his high school choir, which is a lot of fun. It was cool for him to go back and do that, so check this song out..."Perfect Fan."
A: Hi ma!
"The Perfect Fan ends
K: Alright! Somebody from the Zoo: Wow!
N: That was the, "The Perfect Fan." K: Dedication...(Casey Kasem) That was our request and dedication. A: I saw that one comin. K: (Casey Kasem) We're gonna take a call right now. (normal) Hello, good morning? A: Hello! F: Hi! All: Hi!
K: Now, a little bird told me that you weren't gonna go to school until you said hello to us. D: Awww FM: She's not goin anyway! H: She's what?!?! E1: Ok, bye. K: You're not goin to school? FM: No, Kevin? K: Yes. FM: Ok, my daughter refuses. She's in love with AJ. Now she's running around the house cryin. K: Hello? Hi. FM: Come say hi to AJ. Come! A: Come say hi! FM: Then we'll talk to Kevin. F: Hi AJ! A: Hi sweetheart! K: Hello! Good morning! FM: What's your name? Tell em. A: What's your name? FM: She can't talk. AJ? A: Yeah? FM: Her name is Diana (pronounced Dee-ána, sorry can't write how to pronounce things very well)
A: Diana? FM: Diana. A: That's a pretty name. FM: Thank you! Well, hehe, she's a very pretty girl, in love with you mind you. In love with you. A: Thank you. FM: Um, she just wanted to tell you...Kevin? Um, we have a, um, we were there Sunday, and...Diana tried to get close to you and the cops get pushing her away when you arrived in the morning. So she was a little upset. K: Things were, were really crazy that day. The, the NYPD had their, uh, hands full there. FM: I know. It was a lot of fun, though, I have to admit. N: We hope you enjoyed it. FM: Yes we did. K: Thanks for comin out. FM: Oh my god... N: Are you guys gonna go check out the album? FM: Yeah. She already paid for it in full at Sam Goody, just wanted you to know that. N: Oh, cool! FM: So, she's going to get it today. N: Well, hope you enjoy it. H: Take her to school to get an edumacation, alright? FM: No, she won't go. She's not going! She wants to go down... H: She needs to go get an edumacation. FM: She doesn't wanna go. She wants to go see you guys down at MTV. So, I think that's where we're gonna be headed next. K: Alright, take care. We'll see you down there. FM: Ok, bye! (H: Tomorrow go to school.) A: Bye, bye. E1: You guys are going to MTV? All: Yeah.
N: Yes, we are going to MTV. E1: What time do you have to be at Times Square? All: Like, right now.
E1: Can you imagine? Do you know what that's gonna be like? K: I hope it's gonna be cramped. H: I hope it's gonna be crazy. N: We hope it's gonna be fun. E1: I just heard ahead. They said seven people are there.
B: Hey, you wanna go with us? N: Hey, that's including you, right? E1: Exactly...6. B: You wanna go with us? E1: Yeah, I do. Just pull me out of here. I just want some of the press (???) N: Hey, wait a minute! What are you doin in here again? B: Hey, we were hoping to, we were hoping to... H: Hey, did you get off that toilet again? A: How did all you guys get back here? That's what I'm wondering! What happened. (I go to the bathroom for five minutes...) K: It's a hint, it's a hint. N: Are they tryin to kick us out of here? K: It's time for us to get the heck out! E1: We figured we had to get back in here. Now, we're like the evil people that have to make you leave. N: I'm not leavin. E1: You're not gonna leave? N: I'm not leavin. A: I go to the bathroom for five minutes, I come back... E2: Well, as long as you're here, why don't you do the story again on the brand new, uh, Israeli prime minister? You did a great job on that last time. Somebody from the Zoo: What's his name?
B: It's right here. It's Ehud Barak. Somebody from the Zoo: Very good!
N: He got the second part cuz it sounded so close to B-Rok. E1: Did you guys have a good time runnin the radio station? K: Sure did. Thank you very much. A: Thank you guys. K: I wanna thank, thank everybody for callin in and talkin to us, and, uh...we hope you guys enjoy the album. We're proud of it. We're excited. N: Come down to Times Square--check us out! H: Thank you Z100 for supporting us... E2: Absoloutely. H: ...with the last album and hopefully with this album. E1: It's been a pleasure having you here. E2: BACKSTREET BOYS! D: Whoo! E1: I'll tell ya what. We're gonna take a break and as you guys, uh, head out, or stay in or whatever you want to do, I got one more cut from your cd comin up next on Z100.
"Show me the Meaning of Being Lonely" plays
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