Mark Atherton
Also known as: Stud Muffin, Son of Big Chief, Mark-O, My Local Amway Distributor(Answer It! Answer It!), Lothar of the Hill People, The Walrus (Coo-Coo-CaChoo), My Little Egg Dude, John Boy (To My Viola), George(To My Martha), Franz (To My Hanz), The Crayon Bandit, Fred Garvin (Male Prostitute), O.C.(To My Stiggs), Farmer Ted, Hal Gurtner (That's Uh Gurnee, Dave) and Cuddly Toy...I have known Mark since early 1987, and have lost touch with him, if you know where I can find him, please e-mail me, I would be eternally grateful!

ClickHere to read some hilarious poems by Mark and Kelle (the ones Scott didn't puke on)


I'm eating my head! Where's Rover? Where's the Hate Tank (the Love Boat)? Never Eat Green Weenies, If You Keep Eating Your Fingers, You Won't Be Hungry For Dinner,
I Believe in Swordfish, Want Some Taqitos? Stale Tostitos? A 7-11 Brownie? How Bout a Chicken Bisquit (From Under Your Bed)? How Bout Some Pasta Shells(With Shaggy)? Hey You! I Know You! I Know You! Good Morning Egg, Money Grubbing Scum
It's Twice As Much Fun When It's Two Meals In One! Once again Paul, you have crystalized my thoughts eloquently! Dust off your funny bone, it's bite me time There's A Cat On My Head (Homekitty)! Poodle With A Mohawk (They'll Never Call Him Fifi Again!),
Why Should We Buy Postage Stamps, When We Can Make Our Own?
A BITCHIN CAMARO!(I got one by the way)

Angel
I'm alone, yeah, I don't know if I can face the night
I'm in tears, and the cryin' that I do is for you
I want your love, let's break the walls between us
Don't make it tough, I'll put away my pride
Enough's enough, I've suffered and I've seen the light
Baby,
You're my angel, come and save me tonight
You're my angel, come and make it all right
You're my angel, come and save me tonight
Don't know what I'm gonna do about this feelin' inside
Yes, it's true, loneliness took me for a ride
Without your love, I'm nothing but a beggar
Without your love, a dog without a bone
What can I do, I'm sleepin' in this bed alone
Baby,
You're the reason I live
You're the reason I die
You're the reason I give
When I break down and cry
Don't need no reason why
Baby, baby, baby

"Don't You Even Say Aerosmith!"

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