Summer

Tomorrow, I make donuts.       ..ah yes, the long time tradition that is the symbolic stamp, lick, and seal of every summer.
I promise myself I won't cry.

Have a good year, and Gobless.
-Dylan

I will say this: trees and rocks and water and dirt will always feel more like home than any cement filled sky-scraping city       ..thank you.

The summer is closing up.

munster smells smokey tonight.,.,

ugh. i have no inspiration. i will finish writing this later.

• Entire eastern power grid going down
• Impossible to find a vehicle
• Bruce comming through with the biggest blackest pickup ever
• every mini-van in ottawa attempting to assasinate Kurt and I.
• Progression Through Unlearning crack do do dod do do crack chu chu chu crack chu chu chu crack
• Night Danger
• suburban teenaged wasteland blues
• Riding the skyway in montreal up to cloud city and down again
• Bling! Montreal girls are very very very very pretty
• SO Pretty
• gad damn.
• Du-Mon-Tagne
• im-fuckin-peccable timing
• the best zaa ever.
• Malkmus rules
• its the devils way now there is no way out you dont remember you dont remember whydontyou remember my name you do it to yourself you do and thats what really hurts this ones for the children this ones for the children fade out again everything in its right place fade
• Nick is a little kid     ...nobody does that
• highway trash recepticle program = kurt + window
• Pick-up Truck Air band including GNR and Iron Maiden incredible

Montreal ...Je T'aime!

"A good time" can deffinetly vary from person to person. Much too tired to rant right now but i'll list off some key words in case i want to finish up some other day: Loud Music, Treble, Maximum Occupancy, Proximity to People, Yelling, Hearing, Contact Lenses, Barf, Weird Waitresses, Boredom, Depression, Claustrophobia, Humans.

Goodnight.

*------------------------edited days after------------------*

On re-reading, just in case someone who knows what im talkin about actually reads this (and, yea, chances are slim to nilly) frustration is directed towards the latter part of the eve, not the "munch munch chat chat" part, which, deffinetly ruled. Ok awsome!

But "here i am again on my owwwn". such as was blaring out of Chris Neil's truck so many months ago outside a Canadian Tire after buying a $1 plant worm figurine for mothers day. memories.

   Kurts Korner: "Man the day is too short. Instead of Twelve, It should go to like, Fifteen. Then I'd be happy."

what a clown.

OK so im cranky now. meh.     so how are you? thats fine. shut up.

Am i the only one who dreams of building a robot symphony that will tirelessly help me create the ultimate musical experience that i can shrink down and mail to your doors before i die and maybe then you will stop and think 'yea, that was pretty good'

or perhaps I should engineer a banana that will stay ripe for, like, i dunno, a couple extra days or something.

When you get sick, i guess, you wonder why you wasted your time when you were healthy.

And when you are healthy and you are wasting your time, you might think, i must be sick.

good times.

also, is it just me or does brain freeze get much worse with age??

Im thinking its nice out and im thinking someday when im too old and brittle to get off my chair i'll look back and curse myself for not playing frisbee when i had the chance. Seriously this is Primo Frisbee Weather. PFW.

If you took my greatest fears and made them reality it would probably look something like this.

Come to think of it im alone in my room this saturday yet it's still more fun than being at a dance club. rock on.

(i still wish i was playing frisbee)

A-Louie Louie! ohhhhh-woahhh i say, we gotta go, na na na na!!
Hey! Moron! Don't you know what time it is? Some of us are tryin' to sleep!
Awww can it pops! I can chirp when i wanna feckin' chirp.
I said knock if off! I got worms to catch tomorrow!
SHADDUP THA BOTH-A-YA!!!
CHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRP

and it just degrades from there.
it's anarchy in the trees i tell you.

I can't wait to be an old man.

goodnight.

if anyone knows how to solve summer boredom, please drop me an e-mail or leave a comment.

NOTE: i have already tried the following:

1. Doing a puzzle
2. learning the fiddle
3. learning the air-fiddle
4. blogging a web-site.

adios

For one, this marks the first time the opening quote is not taken from the song to which I'm currently listening. Guess the song, win a kidney.

So days and days of unemployment and now i get offered two jobs in one day?
That's right mes amis. The ARMY wanted me to do some stats on the members of the canadian miliatary. I can only imagine what this would be like.

So instead im taking some government job dans la ville de Hull. French immersion don't fail me now.

Also today I left the guitar alone and picked up the Fiddle. It's been a good while. Yep, I still suck.
And to top it all off I switched up my regular rollerblading route. woo hoo

Still bored enough to use the net though. go me.

what else sucks? Got a hole in my favorite pants. Kurt in london all summer. No job yet.

So the time for desperation hath come, therefore, I am offering up one of my kidneys (i have more than one of these right??).
If you are interested, make your bid in the comments section. Highest bid gets it. Look, even if you dont really NEED it, chances are, you will someday. And hell, what better way to impress the ladies/gents than to boast having an EXTRA kidney?? Common, you know you WANT it. I dont even drink! this baby is MINT!! go to the korean organ-black-market and you're getting some Pig Kidney for twice the price! At least!!

Seriously, Help a brotha out.

I dont want to spoil the secret but Today i went to a secret location and got a special present for some undisclosed individuals. I totally cant wait for the particular unmentionable event..

With that out of the way, in ottawa right now there are no more "Days of the week", per say. Instead, we have switched to a binary system: it's either "Hockey game day" or "almost hockey game day".

oh well.
go sens go.

On such a timeless Night.
Decided to update my site.
No one visits anyway but someone might.
Even if only for spite.
Alright.

I could say "im really tired and thats why none of this makes sense" but the truth is im fairly awake. oh well.