April 07, 1998

The Origin of Turntablist extrordinaire; DJ Kilmore.

With the recent departure of Kid Lyfe from the Incubus family, we were temporarily left in a state of limbo concerning what we would do about the existing dilema! The turntables had become an integral part of this musical venture, and although the said departure was necessary, we were in no way ready to depart from the wheels of steel ! So, having a whopping two days to decide what to do, we began searching the four corners of the globe for the person who would help lift us out of the current doldrum.

But who,(in their left mind), would have thought that the answer to our problems would be nowhere near earth? It didn*t dawn on us, until a random, chaotic act of nature sent him here, that our new musical partner could be from somewhere other than Earth! But , in fact, come from one of the moons of our largest of stellar neighbors; Jupiter! the current doldrum.

It seemed as though our new friend was quietly meditating atop his favorite mountain on Io, when, without warning, it decided to erupt with the explosive force of creation, and catapult him towards the third rock from the sun! Luckily, Kilmore was traveling at exactly the correct angle to enter our fragile atmosphere. For if he*d entered a fraction of a milimeter to low or high, he would have quickly become stratospheric dust! Upon landing in our Pacific Ocean, his transparent exoskeleton dissolved into the thick salt water, and he swam to shore. the current doldrum.

Kilmore,(know as KIlmorfuphilsithe on his native moon), quickly adapted to the strange practices unique to the inhabitants of this terrestrial world. And soon discovered a means of communicating with his home world. Yep, you guessed it; the turntables! So this brings us back to Incubus. Being that we have had frequent communion with many of our inter stellar brothers and sisters, we soon found out about earth*s latest visitor and made contact with him. the current doldrum.

It seems that Kimore was looking for a means of sending radio transmissions out of his new location by method of audio-poetic creation, and we here at Incubus were well under way with that feat! So, after a short meeting with him and a demonstration of his communication skills, we asked him to join our family. And here we are today, somewhere in the middle of the portion of the globe knowns as the United States, heading towards the next city to practice our communication skills the only way we know how. If you happen to run into us, or if you happen to be from Io as well, please come say hi and lend us a smile! the current doldrum.

Love and light! the current doldrum.

-brandon(of Earth)

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