I was pondering the thought of having a
tour bus. Now i am a pretty rational person, so i think. I began to think of all
the advantages of having a bus, if any, that we did not already have in our van. After
thinking about it for a while i came to the conclusion that the only advantage of
having a bus vs. a van is more space. So i thought of all the things i could do with
*that space*. I could stand up for one, but why the heck would i want to stand up
and be able to stretch when i could be cramped up in a sitting position for hours
on end getting tense throughout my entire body, specifically my neck and back. If i
really want to stretch while in the van i would just wait until the next stop which
could be anywhere from an hour to 4, depending on everybody*s bladder
control or the vans hunger. This brings us to another so-called advantage. There
would naturally be a bathroom on the bus because of all the *space* we have to
play with, which only means that we would not have to stop fifty times every
drive we have in order to please everyones different bladder schedules, but
what fun is that!! Not stopping every five minutes. Another space filler would be
beds. This is definitely something i do not understand. To be able to sleep
comfortably when you are completely exausted. I am just fine sleeping in the van
with a tweaked neck and a bad back; even though i am not really sleeping
because of all the niose of everyone and the bumpyness of the van, i am content.
Which brings up personal space. In a bus, if one gets annoyed with someone or
would like some time to themselves they have a choice of going to either there bed
or a different lounge, since there are a couple of them, one in front and one in
back. Personally i think annoyance is good for the soul. So in essence, having a
bus brings only one advantage in comparison with a van, space. If it were
up to me a would travel in a van for the rest of our careers. In fact after our career
ends, whenever that may be, i am going to buy a van just so i can park it in front of
my house so that i can sleep in it, read, draw, and do everything i already do in it
at the present time. O GOD I HOPE WE GET A BUS SOON BEFORE I KILL
EVERYONE! Bye bye.