Cancelled Check Captain Brain Clock Corvette Bummer Crystal Clear (Beer) Cupcake Cut 1/2 Blues Cut In Half Blues (version 2) Cyanide Breath Mint |
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I hate to do this but you're a pain in the neck I thought you knew this you're handing me a cancelled check I heard you moaning your girlfriends think you're a saint I give you a quarter I'll keep my judgements to myself I get caught up in the moonlight reaching out for a rotten egg I don't wanna beg it's crystal clear your time is nearly gone stumbling religion starting to get annoyed you got momentum building up in a void stormy weather the kids are makin a racket you got some magic conjuring up phony mystique I get caught up in the moonlight reaching out for a rotten egg I don't wanna beg it's crystal clear your time is nearly gone (x2) ...gone, gone, gone.top
all my days I had moldy bread robot brains and the flyin' airplanes hollowed out and filled with dust rockin' like a hurricane under the rug bored to the core on a sunken boat a worn out candle and a plastic coat a ziplock bag, a pelican bone a perfect shape, a cardboard reject overfed, electric comatose riding in the air, invisible socks a broken blanket, flamin' sawdust wakin' up in the shadow of a piece of dirt gonna fly like a dog gonna leap right out the wall gonna walk around this town with a can o' whiskey gonna run like a bird gonna roll out in the dirt gonna run around this town with the phone machine yellow cat layin flat on the road molten lead shootin' out the ground tinfoil witch burnin' under the bridge flap your wings and leap out the window put a glass eye in the eyes of god, nuke the kiss polaroid cupcake take it to the limit, new wave biscuit camouflage gimmick, whip out like never before gonna jump like a fly gonna burn like a pig gonna flap around and pass out on the kitchen floor gonna crawl like a rock gonna dance like a worm gonna take my shoes right off and smell my socks fly like a squirrel gonna swim like a chicken gonna weedwack a plate of noodles in the afternoon gonna melt like a weasel gonna fry like a kid gonna get my walkie talkie, and some mustard and some mayonnaise, and a mermaid, and some macaroni, bricks, and some telephone wires, and phone machines, and a fax machine, and a...(laughing)top
Captain Brain's comin down thinkin about nothin at all who could it be? who could it be locked inside your bathroom? with a can of corntop
is it come and gone? is it long before the spirit shaves his legs? is it wrapped in trash, sent back in a sanitation tank? is it disinfected, disconnected 'til it grafts some wires? is it sped up, spun around brown and yellow in the fires? what is this town? they said I got no place to be the money need is taking everything I see is it comes in lovely bones that put their shirts on ice? is it fireflies that cross out eyes with any spice? is it normal, born-again? let the vultures drink and drown is it's force from weathers, birds of feathers never found? what is this town? they said I got no place to be the money need is taking everything I see is it come and gone? is it long before the spirit shaves his legs? what is this town? they said I got no place to be the money need is taking everything I seetop
I'm a motherfucker because I don't give a fuck! Yow, ow! what the fuck is up! Yeah, I'm a motherfucker 'cause I don't give a fuck! Yo, my man, what the fuck is up? What the fuck is up? What the fuck is up? What the fuck is going on in this town? Big bloody wallet full of snakes goddam cupcakes on fire goddam cheesecake in my jeans! (aw, save that for later)top
Curses I send on these countless men curses on their trespasses will they never end? curses on their blades on the spare and open lanes once I've been searching recipe acclaim (??) curses on their children runnin all around makin such a business while I'm rusting in the ground I might rise up to meet them when they leave this life might rise up to eat them when they leave this life curses on this valley and the lands on up ahead I was on my way to meet them when they found me dead and I clapped my brittle hands and I made them join my game now I hope they all decease and marry a man in shame curse every word that's planted on their lips curse the sleek machine and their iron colored ships curse every wave that pounds a wicked shore curse every salesman knocking on their door and I am not a creature and I am not a dog I have no claim to be there in the evening fog and I am not a bone staring through the air have no say in anything my tongue is barely there curses on curses I see no other way some of them are weeping and some of them gay some of them have worn so deep they feel no pain curses on their fingers curses on their brainstop
Some folks get their kicks steppin on ants some folks fall for love and romance some like to roll in the mud and laugh my baby just likes to cut people in half I got the cut in half blues yeah the cut in half blues well the last thing I saw was a big long saw I got the cut in half blues. Well I thought I heard a chainsaw revving up late one night woke the next morning cut in two and I knew that I was right I got the cut in half blues yeah the cut in half blues well the last thing I saw was a big long saw I got the cut in half blues (harp solo) I knew we were in trouble And I knew we...she lost her head when she started bringing all those power tools to bed. I got the cut in half blues yeah the cut in half blues well the last thing I saw was the big long saw I got the cut in half bluestop
plastic donut, can of spam there's no kindness in this land better not let my good gal catch you here she's gettin' all juiced up with a bottle of plain-wrap beer coffee clothing pasted on clean my gravestone when I'm gone and you better not let my good gal catch you here she's got a whole pile of things you don't wanna hear hitch my horse up to the town I got my toenails painted brown and you better not let my good gal catch you here she'll cut you down and put the blame on me just a muscle in a bag throw my baby, don't let her sag ya better not let my good gal catch you here she's getting all juiced up with a bottle of plain-wrap beertop
I thought I heard a chainsaw rather late last night I woke this mornin' and I knew I was right I got the cut-in-half blues well the last thing I saw was the big long saw I got the cut-in-half blues I knew we were in trouble I knew she lost her head when she started bringin' all those power tools to bed I got the cut-in-half blues well the last thing I saw was the big long saw I got the cut-in-half blues (little beck skat riff) I'm layin' in my grave all I do is grunt cause the undertaker got all mixed up and put my ass in the front I got the cut-in-half blues well the last thing I saw was the big long saw I got the cut-in-half blues (achoo!)top
definitely this is the wrong place to be there's blood on the futon there's a kid drinking fire going down to the sea they got people to meet shaking hands with themselves looking out for themselves when they ask you for credit give them a branch when they want you to get it chew on the grass I know I know 'cause they told me to tell you there's nothing to tell you there's nothing to sell you in the afternoon riding the scapegoat burning equipment decomposing cool off your jets take off your sweats I got a funny feeling they got plastic in the afterlife when they want you to cry leap into the sky when they suck your mind like a pigeon you'll fly I know i know it's the positive people running from their time looking for some feelingtop