Hard to Compete
Hard to Compete (version 2)
Heartland Feeling
He's A Mighty Good Leader
High 5! (Rock the Catskills)
Hollowlog
Hotwax
Howlin Wolves

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Hard to Compete / Triple J Radio Session

           

You said go
You said stay
Got so confused
I tried to do both
So I broke out in a sweat
Cashed my check 
And I spent it to death
'Cause its hard to compete
It's hard to eat
When you're beating your fist on the ground
And it's rude
Did you ever even think about the impression 
you gave to the pigs
To the kids
With the hazardous waste in their wine
And their eyes
Their gasoline hairstyles
Workin' their magic for you
You said go
You said stay
You said try a combination
Didn't know where to start
I was lost
I was beige
I was over and under my age
Like a video
Like a chick
Like a dead man moving to quick
In my way
Had no plan
Dealin' out papers into the wastecan
Tryin' hard to stay awake
And the rest of the best was a big mistake
So let's drive
Right into the ground
Hold it down with the garbageman-clown
'Cause it's a deal
It's a noose
It's news
It's pennies

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Hard to Compete (version 2) / KCRW Radio 1994

          

You said go
You said stay
Got so confused
I tried to do both
So I broke out in a sweat
Cashed my check
And I spent it to death
And it's hard to compete
And it's hard to eat
When you're beating your teeth on the ground
And it's rude
Did you ever even think about the impression
That you gave to the pigs
To the kids
With the hazardous waste in their wine
And their eyes
And their gasoline hormones
Accessories accessorising
You said go
You said stay
You said try a combination
But I din't even know where to start
I was lost
I was beige
I was over and under my age
Like a video
Like a chick
Like a dead man moving too quick
In my way
Had no plan
Passin' out flyers for some punk rock band
From San Diego
A freak show
It's purposely out of control
Soakin' it like a sponge
She's tidying up the grunge
The expectations were pulsing so pure
Over-rated bleakness
So hard, so easy to endure
'Cause it's plain and it's real
Back to the future
Make a new deal
With the distortion soundin' fake
And the rest of the best was a big mistake
So let's cruise
Let's freak
'Cause it's payday everyday of the week
(Go, baby, go, baby, go)
(Go, baby, go, baby, go)

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Heartland Feeling / Golden Feelings 1994; Fresh Meat and Old Slabs

[Female voice: I'm totally fucked up.  I can barely speak.  I'm totally fucked up.  
They gave me so many drugs.  But, uh...I'm gonna be here...

[Beck speaks]Alright, what we're talkin about here is...is kind of a...it's a heartland
 feeling...like, uh, Mellencamp, you know, kind of a Mellen feeling.  Ok, what you 
gotta get together is a... some...a heartland folk singer.  Uh, we're gonna need a real 
quick... Uh, John Cougar Mellencamp, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Seeger...that type of 
feel.  A Mellen feeling.  You know, real, uh, powerful, approving music, uh...of a 
heartland quality, uh, just powerful straight-forward music.  And if you can't get just 
the right type of feeling, find someone who will pass and change them.]

old man Johnson got his head in his hand
makin' his way across state in a fiddlin' band
with hair all down in his eyes
and the microphone all covered with flies
when he gets done playin', goes back to his room
climbs in the bed in his cowboy boots
and he picks up a magazine, turns on the tv
lights a cigar as he's fallin' asleep

well he's only a person
who doesn't know shit
yea, nothin' happenin'
that's about it

yeeaaaahhh

well little rosanna came from texarkana
had fourteen dollars wrapped in a bandana
came into town not lookin' for much
well she found a hound dog and she named him Dutch
she got a job at the arcade takin' quarters
but she was never too good at takin' orders
so one night she stopped givin' out change
she kicked the boss in the shin and unplugged the games

she's only a person
who doesn't know shit
nothin' happenin'
that's about it
ooo ooo, yea yea yea

sam got canned at the cannery
she punched out the clock that night
his knuckle was bleeding as he walked home
he was cold and he had a headache
well his wife was cookin canned beans
he took out all the money out of his jeans
and he set it on fire in the kitchen sink
as his wife handed him a drink

he was only a person
who didn't know shit
nothin' happenin'
that's about it

oh yeah
wooo ooo ooo

smiley was lookin' for handouts
sleepin' in an abandoned lighthouse
down at the mini-mall shakin' his hat
washin' windows with his bare hand
he found a sports car with the keys
in the ignition it just seemed so easy
he took a joyride, drove it into a hedge
came out with the steering wheel wrapped around his head

well he's only a person
who doesn't know shit
nothin' happenin'
that's about it

ooo ooo yea

well janie was born in a small town
everybody just standin' around
they had bingo games and the raffle
everybody chewin' tobacco
well she grew up kinda restless
all her boyfriends wanted to be dentists
well, she got a job at the truck stop
and she got old fast and never did what she wanted

she's only a person
who doesn't know shit
nothin' happenin'
that's about it

yea yea yea....oh yea, etc.
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Heartland Feeling / Fresh Meat and Old Slabs 1994


[same lyrics as previous]

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He's A Mighty Good Leader / One Foot In The Grave 1994

he's a mighty good leader
he's a mighty good leader
he's a mighty good leader
all the way
all the way, lord
from up to heaven
he's a mighty good leader
all the way

he led my mother
he led my mother
he led my mother
all the way
all the way, lord
from up to heaven
he led my mother
all the way

he's a mighty good leader
he's a mighty good leader
he's a mighty good leader
all the way
all the way, lord
from up to heaven
he's a mighty good leader
all the way
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High 5! (Rock the Catskills) / Odelay 1996

High 5, High 5!
High 5, High 5!
[rappers]: " C'mon on! 8! Everybody! C'mon! 7! C'mon, now! 6! 5!
Aw, yeah, I like that shit."

When I arrive it's like a high 5
A slap in the face I love the taste
All my days with my wheelchair ways
Watch me die in my suicide high
I don't mean to cause a holy commotion
When I step to the room with a powerful motion
Leopard skin let the records spin
'Round and round with the speed of sound

High 5! More dead than alive!
Rocking the plastic like a man from the Catskills!
High 5! More dead than alive!
Rocking the plastic like a man from a casket!

Rocky mountain low we gotta go
Put that gadget in the random mode
Cripple candy rocking the Tandy
Rhumba, buckshot, doing the foxtrot
In my car sweating like a dog
Beers and chairs new frontiers
On my way from the 'Frisco Bay
Dixieland, soda-pop man

High 5! More dead than alive!
Rocking the plastic like a man from the Catskills!
High 5! More dead than alive!
Rocking the plastic like a man from a casket!

[spoken]:Yeah, put that machine in random mode
Talking about popping chocolate
Beck--Like in the last century
[rapper]: "Turn that shit off, man! What's wrong with you? 
Man, get the other record!..............Damn!"

High 5! More dead than alive!
Rocking the plastic like a man from a casket!
High 5! More dead than alive!
Rocking the plastic like a man from a casket!
High 5! More dead than alive!
Rocking the plastic like a man from a casket!

High 5! More dead than alive!
Rocking the plastic like a man from a casket!

[rapper]: "Ok, now. Who likes designer jeans. Everybody, 
designer jeans! 
say, say, say, say, say: Ooh, la la, sassoon! 
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! Everybody! 
One more time, let me hear you say: Ooh, la la, sassoon! 
Just do it everybody, c'mon! Now I want the ladies. 
All the ladies, say: Sergio Valente! 
Sing it, girls. Let me hear you say: Sergio Valente! 
Say Jordache turned it up!"
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Hollow Log / One Foot In The Grave 1994

go where you want to
do the things you feel
walk around with a broken leg
and a hundred-dollar bill

get yourself a pistol
get yourself a dog
stay up all night getting drunk
sleeping on a hollow log

walk 'til you're restless
sleep 'til you're tired
wake up without thinking
you're the one that I desired
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Hotwax / Odelay 1996

It takes a backwash man to sing a backwash song
Like a frying pan when the fire's gone
Driving my pig while the band's taking pictures in the grass
In my radio smashed
And I like pianos in the evening sun
Dragging my heels 'til my day is done
Saturday night in the captain's clothes
Tender horns blowin' in my jury 'fros

Yo soy un disco quebrado
Yo tengo chicle en el cerebro *

I can't believe my way back when
My Cadillac pants going much to fast
Karaoke weekend at the suicide shack
Community service and I'm still the mack
Shocked my finger, spots on my hand
I been spreading disease all across the land
Beautiful air-conditioned, sitting in the kitchen
Wishing I was living like a hit man

Face down in the guarantees
Jaundiced honchos gettin' busy with me
Because I get down I get down
I get down all the way

Yo soy un disco quebrado
Yo tengo chicle en el cerebro *

Sawdust songs of the plaid bartenders
Western Unions of the country westerns
Silver foxes looking for romance
In the chain smoke Kansas flashdance ass pants
And you got the hotwax residues
You never lose in your razor blade shoes
Stealing pesos out of my brain
Hazard signs down the Alamo lanes
Radar systems piercing the souls
You never get caught with the wax so rotten
All my days I got the grizzly words
Hijacked flavors that I'm flipping like birds

Yo soy un disco quebrado
Yo tengo chicle en el cerebro. *

girl: "who are you?"
man: "I'm the enchanting wizard of rhythm."
girl: "why did you come here?"
man: "I came here to tell you about the rhythms of the universe...."

*chorus translation: "I'm a broken record,
I have bubblegum in my brain"
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Howlin Wolves / KCRW Radio Appearance 1994


celebration
pineapples and kumquats
simultaneously exploding
cokes in the fruit of eternity
lighting matchsticks and candles
drawing pictures with god
????
severing the tires of god
covering yourselves with masking tape
???
[unintelligible stuff and noise]

"lacksadaisical" fermented elastic
comatose


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