Magic Stationwagon Mango (Vader Rocks!) Mexico Minus Modesto MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack (version 2) Muthafukka Mutherfuker |
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rollin.. mtv makes me wanna smoke crack fall out of the window and I'm never comin back mtv makes me wanna get high can't get a ride no matter how I try and everything's perfect and everything's bright and everyone's perky and everyone's uptight I love those videos I watch 'em all day........ (what's the problem?) uh...I dunno just stop the tape... (lounge act) mtv whoa! makes me wanna smoke crack fly out the window and I'm never comin' back mtv makes me wanna get high as the moon like a rubber balloon aww get that squeegee everything's wonderful everything's grand everything's swinging all across the land you know it bust out the biscuits strike up the band play those videos every woman and man cuz mtv, whoa! makes me wanna smoke crack fly out the window and I'm never comin back mtv makes me wanna get high as a kite gettin all uptight take it aww yeah fake it till ya make it right about now steppin into a cold ass fashion aww yeah weedwack that thing I work down at the video store makin some change with a sparkle in my step and a smile on my face condominiums risin above and those video's are better than love yeah! mtv! mtv! check! mtv makes me wanna smoke crack!top
MTV makes me wanna smoke crack fall out of the window and I'm never comin back mtv makes me wanna get high can't get a ride no matter how I try and everything's perfect and everything's bright and everyone's perky and everyone's uptight I watch those videos I watch 'em all day........ and I plug 'em in my eyeballs-- hey hey and the colors are nice and the pictures are nice and the girls are nice everything's so nice I said MTV makes me wanna smoke crack fall out of the window and I'm never comin back MTV makes me wanna get high can't get a ride, can't get a ride can't get a ride, can't get a ride well I work at the video store makin change and I'm countin out the pennies twistin in my brains condos in the distance and smog in the air no one in the streets and no one anywhere and I drink what I drink and I eat from a can and I'm standing near the microwave 'til I feel special now I'm checkin out the furniture, I wanna buy some might buy a wheelchair and roll out of this town yeah, and MTV makes me wanna smoke crack fall out of the window and I'm never comin back MTV makes me wanna get high can't get a ride, can't get a ride can't get a ride, can't get a ride can't get a ride, can't get a ride MTV makes me wanna burn flesh! having an orgy down in the satellite dish!!! (coughing)top
yo, homey don't play like that [???] shit hey, mr. asshole, what's your dirty hassle sitting in your castle, judging everyone you're actin'like it's chill when the deal's gettin' ill why don't you break your face on my head? everyone's out to get you, motherfuker [x4] total paranoia, tryin' to annoy you everything I do is to try to fuck you up screw chum chewin [?] the house of spasm [?] trucks drove on the situation, dude [?] everyone's out to get you, motherfucker [x8]top
homey don't play that shit hey, mr. asshole, what's your big hassle sitting in your castle, judging everyone you're acting like it's chill when the deal's getting ill why don't you break your face on my head? everyone's out to get you, motherfucker [x4] trying to annoy ya, total paranoia everything I do is to try to fuck you up screw chum chewin [?] the house of spasm [?] trucks drove on the situation, dude [?] everyone's out to get you, motherfucker [x7]top
you came, you went my mind it got a dent I couldn't make my rent 'cause all my cash was lent this town is filled with thousand-dollar-bills laminated songs contaminated lawns well we eat about fifteen times a day starin' through a bag of frito-lay and I play with the fire in the stove when my eyes peel out and my fingertips get cold well it's real and it's fake and it's flamin' like a steak and she's puttin' out my face with the rake oh honey you knew that you were my one and only blur unglued, depressed the meatloaf in my chest personality test I failed with the best and I stomped and I stormed and I passed out in your dorm then you hustled me outside I couldn't catch a ride but the subway trains speak to me now I'm browsing through the supermarket town and the girls don't talk when I'm around and I'm feelin' bad even though nothing's wrong chokin' on a breathmint that's cool yeah, that's cool (........stuck out here in the sand, they shot my mule and burned my wagon--top
ran out of sourdough 2 days ago; ain't got no more lard. God bless you folks...)
The last survivor of a boiled crown Another casualty with the casual frown The janitor vandals they bark in your face Juveniles with the piles and paste It's a sensation A bankrupt corpse In the garbage glasses With the crutches of frogs(that bores) Don't be confused when the fuse is up And you're taking a leak into your brother's cup When the cup is filled you can run and be killed In the billion miles of the muscles that build Radiation Feeling the force Karaoke Vomiting morons The scalps of zero hear the call Rubbing in a blind man's running hall With the canker sores and the robot pill Throwing imbeciles on the window sills It's a sensation A bankrupt corpse In the garbage glasses With the crutches of frogs Frogs! Frogs! Frogs!top
come gather round me people, here's a story you never heard 'bout me and my friends and some things that occured we thought we'd get some money, we thought that we might go spend a weekend pleasant down in Mexico I was workin at McDonalds, doin' the latenight run when a car pulled up the drive thru and pointed out a gun said give us all your money and three big macs to go I stuffed them all in a bag and I ducked down below well the boss got angry when he found out I didn't call the police I guess I was kinda nervous, there was a warrant out on me concernin' some jaywalkin tickets I couldn't afford to pay needless to say I got the axe that same day well me bein' outta work just then I didn't wanna go home my mom said if I lost this job I'd have to go out on my own so I went over to Dave's house and got really stoned called up some girls but none o' them were home Steve came over and he brought some alcohol we're all gettin really depressed just starin' at the wall thought we'd get some money, we thought that we might go spend a weekend pleasant down in Mexico Steve's dad had a huntin' rifle and we went and picked it up and we stopped into the 7-11 to try our luck we raised up that huntin' rifle but the counter guy just laughed as he pulled out an uzi we turned and hauled ass we were runnin so fast 'til we came to the McDonalds where I used to work we walked up to the drive thru and gave my boss a jerk said give us all your money and three big macs to go and suck on this you weasel we're goin to Mexico down south we all got really wasted, Dave got a case of the runs we're all really hungover and gettin low on funds Dave and Steve called their parents and took the bus back home me, I got a job at McDonalds down in Mexicotop
a sparkle in the night (?) she glides tainted by the affliction seduced...deeply into myself faceless...emerging black confettitop
boney fingers out the slimey coffin ???? ???? throw your inspiration in your stationwagon ?????????????intestinetop