Magic Stationwagon
Mango (Vader Rocks!)
Mexico
Minus
Modesto
MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack (version 2)
Muthafukka
Mutherfuker

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MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack / Loser CD Single 1994

 rollin..

mtv makes me wanna smoke crack
fall out of the window and I'm never comin back
mtv makes me wanna get high
can't get a ride no matter how I try
and everything's perfect
and everything's bright
and everyone's perky
and everyone's uptight
I love those videos
I watch 'em all day........

(what's the problem?)
uh...I dunno just stop the tape...

(lounge act)

mtv whoa! makes me wanna smoke crack
fly out the window and I'm never comin' back
mtv makes me wanna get high as the moon
like a rubber balloon 
aww get that squeegee
everything's wonderful
everything's grand
everything's swinging
all across the land you know it
bust out the biscuits
strike up the band
play those videos
every woman and man

cuz mtv, whoa! makes me wanna smoke crack
fly out the window
and I'm never comin back
mtv makes me wanna get high as a kite
gettin all uptight
take it
aww yeah
fake it till ya make it
right about now
steppin into a cold ass fashion
aww yeah weedwack that thing

I work down at the video store
makin some change
with a sparkle in my step
and a smile on my face
condominiums risin above
and those video's are better than love

yeah! mtv!
mtv! check!
mtv makes me wanna smoke crack!
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MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack / Beck/Bean Split 7" Single - Flipside Records (recorded 1993)


MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
fall out of the window and I'm never comin back
mtv makes me wanna get high
can't get a ride no matter how I try
and everything's perfect
and everything's bright
and everyone's perky
and everyone's uptight
I watch those videos
I watch 'em all day........
and I plug 'em in my eyeballs--
hey hey

and the colors are nice
and the pictures are nice
and the girls are nice
everything's so nice
I said MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
fall out of the window and I'm never comin back
MTV makes me wanna get high
can't get a ride, can't get a ride
can't get a ride, can't get a ride

well I work at the video store makin change
and I'm countin out the pennies twistin in my brains
condos in the distance and smog in the air
no one in the streets and no one anywhere
and I drink what I drink and I eat from a can
and I'm standing near the microwave
'til I feel special
now I'm checkin out the furniture, I wanna buy some
might buy a wheelchair and roll out of this town
yeah, and MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
fall out of the window and I'm never comin back
MTV makes me wanna get high
can't get a ride, can't get a ride
can't get a ride, can't get a ride
can't get a ride, can't get a ride
MTV makes me wanna burn flesh!
having an orgy down in the satellite dish!!!

(coughing)

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Mutherfuker / Mellow Gold 1994

yo, homey don't play like that
[???] shit

hey, mr. asshole, what's your dirty hassle
sitting in your castle, judging everyone
you're actin'like it's chill
when the deal's gettin' ill
why don't you break your face on my head?

everyone's out to get you, motherfuker [x4]

total paranoia, tryin' to annoy you
everything I do is to try to fuck you up
screw chum chewin [?]
the house of spasm [?]
trucks drove on the situation, dude [?]

everyone's out to get you, motherfucker [x8]
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Muthafukka / Golden Feelings 1994

homey don't play that shit

hey, mr. asshole, what's your big hassle
sitting in your castle, judging everyone
you're acting like it's chill
when the deal's getting ill
why don't you break your face on my head?

everyone's out to get you, motherfucker [x4]

trying to annoy ya, total paranoia
everything I do is to try to fuck you up
screw chum chewin [?]
the house of spasm [?]
trucks drove on the situation, dude [?]

everyone's out to get you, motherfucker [x7]
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Modesto / Stereopathetic Soul Manure 1994

you came, you went
my mind it got a dent
I couldn't make my rent
'cause all my cash was lent

this town is filled
with thousand-dollar-bills
laminated songs
contaminated lawns
well we eat about fifteen times a day
starin' through a bag of frito-lay
and I play with the fire in the stove
when my eyes peel out and my fingertips get cold

well it's real and it's fake
and it's flamin' like a steak
and she's puttin' out my face with the rake
oh honey you knew
that you were my one and only blur

unglued, depressed
the meatloaf in my chest
personality test
I failed with the best
and I stomped and I stormed
and I passed out in your dorm
then you hustled me outside
I couldn't catch a ride
but the subway trains speak to me now
I'm browsing through the supermarket town
and the girls don't talk when I'm around
and I'm feelin' bad even though nothing's wrong

chokin' on a breathmint

that's cool
yeah, that's cool

(........stuck out here in the sand, they shot my mule and burned my wagon--
ran out of sourdough 2 days ago; ain't got no more lard. God bless you folks...)
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Minus / Odelay 1996

The last survivor of a boiled crown
Another casualty with the casual frown
The janitor vandals they bark in your face
Juveniles with the piles and paste

It's a sensation
A bankrupt corpse
In the garbage glasses
With the crutches of frogs(that bores)

Don't be confused when the fuse is up
And you're taking a leak into your brother's cup
When the cup is filled you can run and be killed
In the billion miles of the muscles that build

Radiation
Feeling the force
Karaoke
Vomiting morons

The scalps of zero hear the call
Rubbing in a blind man's running hall
With the canker sores and the robot pill
Throwing imbeciles on the window sills

It's a sensation
A bankrupt corpse
In the garbage glasses
With the crutches of frogs

Frogs! Frogs! Frogs!
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Mexico / Compilation: Rare On Air

come gather round me people, here's a story you never heard
'bout me and my friends and some things that occured
we thought we'd get some money, we thought that we might go
spend a weekend pleasant down in Mexico

I was workin at McDonalds, doin' the latenight run
when a car pulled up the drive thru and pointed out a gun
said give us all your money and three big macs to go
I stuffed them all in a bag and I ducked down below

well the boss got angry when he found out I didn't call the police
I guess I was kinda nervous, there was a warrant out on me
concernin' some jaywalkin tickets I couldn't afford to pay
needless to say I got the axe that same day

well me bein' outta work just then I didn't wanna go home
my mom said if I lost this job I'd have to go out on my own
so I went over to Dave's house and got really stoned
called up some girls but none o' them were home

Steve came over and he brought some alcohol
we're all gettin really depressed just starin' at the wall
thought we'd get some money, we thought that we might go
spend a weekend pleasant down in Mexico

Steve's dad had a huntin' rifle and we went and picked it up
and we stopped into the 7-11 to try our luck
we raised up that huntin' rifle but the counter guy just laughed
as he pulled out an uzi we turned and hauled ass

we were runnin so fast 'til we came to the McDonalds where I used to work
we walked up to the drive thru and gave my boss a jerk
said give us all your money and three big macs to go
and suck on this you weasel we're goin to Mexico

down south we all got really wasted, Dave got a case of the runs
we're all really hungover and gettin low on funds
Dave and Steve called their parents and took the bus back home
me, I got a job at McDonalds down in Mexico
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Mango (Vader Rocks!) / Western Harvest Field by Moonlight 1994

a sparkle in the night (?)
she glides
tainted by the affliction
seduced...deeply into myself
faceless...emerging
black confetti
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Magic Stationwagon / Golden Feelings 1994

boney fingers out the slimey coffin
????
????
throw your inspiration in your stationwagon
?????????????intestine
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