I'm a Taker*

End of the World

OF NOTE: Vic performed a last minute dry run-through at Lime Light as a one-man show but accrued several guests by the Friday show including the lovely Amber bellydancing during Solar System, New Darren and Russ Walton as bouncer and announcer.

ORIGINAL PLAYBILL NOTES: "My name is Vic Masters and I’m a compulsive tea drinker. That’s not a secret but I thought I’d get it out of the way. Outside of that, there’s not much that I’ve got to be ashamed of except that I don’t understand the world the way I thought I did. One day I started wondering when the world came up all lemons and why hadn’t I noticed it happening before. Maybe for the same reason you can hear a sad song as beautiful and bleak and hopeless at the same time. All that’s changed now. Imbued with the knowledge Nostradamus has bestowed on me when I traveled to the sun, I can tell you everything that’s gonna happen by close of business day 2000. I’ve saved the more catastrophic predictions for the show, but here are a few freebies. Feel free to spread the panic to others: 1. The Clapper will no longer work just by clapping! 2. People who sleep on their stomachs will choke on radiation induced vomit! 3. Peeling onions will STILL make eyes watery but only if there is tearful FINNISH music playing in the background! 4. Once there's no tomorrow, The Tupperware industry will fold! 5.Kosovo is OUT, Kokomo is IN! 6. ER is OUT, Eyore is IN! 7. Monoliths are OUT, Big Black Slabs of Rock are In! As for the name of tonite’s show- we aren’t actually going to cover Y2K. All the Y2K glitch will mean is that you’ll accidentally order obscene amounts of Connie Francis memorabilia on ebay! Oh hear me neighbor! In order to save the world, you must first love the world. Love the world now."

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