Les Payne Product ignited a flurry of fireworks with their Fourth of July show at Minderbinders. Oh, nothing that would worry a fire marshall but certainly enough controversy to inflame the tempers of a few loyal followers. Consider this heated exchange that took place between young Marjorie, Tammy and Antonette, caught by the ears of our ViC roving reporters:

Marjorie: Aren't they dreamy, Antonette? Look at the way they're commanding everyone's attention as they mount the stage!

Antonette: It's too bad they have just disgraced their homeland and all that it stands for!

Marjorie: Y'what? How can you say that about America's Ambassadors of Betrayal?

Antonette: See how both guys are holding the AMERICA FLAG incorrectly and letting it drag across the ground? They have a nerve emblazoning that they are an American band on their drum heads with such unbecoming behavior!

Tammy: Whuddaya expect? Dey said dey were Equadorian exorcists, right? Wull, dat grants dem diplomatic immunity!

Antonette: Tammy, you are a moron and a brat fink! You can't believe anything they say! They're sniveling liars!

C.A.D. says "Help Us Stamp Out Les Payne Product! They're Evil!"

Where do you stand on this controversy? Do you surmise, like Annette, that Ramtha Kundhalini and Veracocha were exorcising their freedom of speech by dragging Old Glory through the Dirt and that Tammy is a moron or do you agree with Marjorie that they were just being careless, swept in the sea of your affections?

Or do you feel that this duo schtick obscures a bigger more diabolical plan, the systematic overthrow of the United States Government starting with the weakest branch (the Postal Service, natch) and working its way up to the strongest (the Internal Revenue Service). Desecrating the flag and blemishing our nation's good standing in the global community are just two methods this radical song and dance band are willing to stoop to.

Where will it end? Get involved ? Join the Coalition For American Decency (C.A.D.) and help us stamp out the Les Payne Product. For more information where our next bonfire will be staged, call 956-6271 today!

Ramtha responds! "Loyal ViC readers-please don't give any credence to C.A.D. and their false accusations against us. All their anti-rock campaigns are designed to do is stop kids who wanna rock from doing so! Les Payne loves this nation of ours and we love Mom's apple pie, baseball and deferred annuity funds. In that order."