Member #2:
Name: Alexis Catastrophe
Thing he does in the band: Guitar/Backing Vocals/Jumps
Born: March 12. HAAARR! Better send presents, biotch....
Favorite Bands: Less Than Jake, The Clash, 3 Hung Lo,
Alien Spy (RIP), The KGB, d.b.s, All Bets Off, The Hoods, Link 80 (With
Nick damnit), AFI, Rancid, Dogfather, Op. Ivy, Wet-Nap, Animal Chin, The
Jocks, Rag-Tag Unit, and The Wonder Years. Muhahaha!
Favorite Person: I am the submissive slave to Mistress
Patricia...
Boxers or Briefs: Boxers, but sometimes none. hehe...
Favorite Food: Pez, and Patricia's pancakes...mmmmm....
Likes to: Sleep, Eat, Play, and Act Dumb.
Wants to: Be more Punk Rawk.
Shout-outs: Mac, Jaxon, and the whole Rag-Tag Unit Crew,
Pats, Andrew from All Bets Off, Chris and Arielle the Mermaid, Cool Cartoons,
All cool bands that are NICE, Cori all the way in Naperville, and Mr. Sproull
and Mr. Sweeney for teaching how to write... sort of... I am a dork.
EEEK!
Member #3:
Name: Sam Chase
Stage Name: Madulla Oblongata
Thing he does in the band: Bass/Vocals/Funny Faces
Born: November 9, 1982
Favorite Bands: Nirvana, Tool, Metallica, AFI, David
Bowie, Radiohead, the Ablebodies (dude they rock)
Favorite Person: I love everyone! rrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggh!!!
Boxers or Briefs: None.
Favorite Food: MEAT!
Shout-outs: Howdy Tee Jay
shoe size: 12. You know what they say about big
feet. eh, eh?
Number of teeth: 28 in my mouth and 4 in my leg.
Who would win in a game of paper football between James
Hetfield of Metallica
or the entire NFL: James Hetfield: 23,784
NFL: 0
favorite number: 22
Member #4:
Name: Alex Sanchez
Stage Name: A-Dog, G-Stank, Pimp Daddy Alex, "Big" Alex
Thing he does in the band: Guitar/Vocals/Pimp Daddy/Makes
the band look good
Born: The Begining of time...
Favorite Band: The Urge, Duke Elington, Undercover S.K.A.,
Bjork, Beck, Prophets of BOOM (They're the shit!), Jimmy Hendrix, and Slow
Gherkin.
Favorite Person: Ame Szasz from D.C.S. even though she
won't tell me who told her that I was having wild pig sex and getting really
fucked up and not maintaining.
Boxers or Briefs: Boxers.
Favorite Food: Celery and Carrots
Shout-outs: Chris Head the home slice, Xis for letting
me join this crappy band, My momma for going through a day of labor for
my fat ass, Home Skillet Jake for being a good provider *hint* and I guess
a good friend.
Member #5:
Name: Greg Rosen
Stage Name: Condom Boy, Goalberg, Blondie, Brassman,
One Fucked up Porcupine
Thing he does in the band: Trumpet/Vocals
Born: Same birthday as Satan
Favorite Band: Pennywise, AFI, Guttermouth, Bad Religion,
Aquabats, Slow Gherkin, Blue Meanies, Alien Spy (deceased), The Wonder
Years, Metalica, Op. Ivy, Link 80, Suicide Machines.
Favorite Person: Martan Brodeur (because no one knows
him, he is the goalie for the New Jersey Devils Ice Hockey team)
Boxers or Briefs: Boxies
Favorite Food: Anything that moves, Yeah bitch
Shout-outs: To all the chicks w/ big hooters : Thank
you
Member #6:
Name: Monikka Afjdaks;fdjsaklf;dsjakfdlwa;jfds Dorkaholic
Stage Name: "Monikka Is Cool"
Thing she does in the band: Sings, dances, plays,and
kazoos
Born: In the middle of the ocean
Favorite Bands: ONLY MY BANDS! like: 3 Dykes and a Kyke,
this band that i'm writing this for and I don't remember the name, Free
Beer!, my barber shop quortette, Anal Baby Rape, my country band that doesn't
have a name, my
eighties band, and my rag tag unit cover band, there's
more but I cannot think because I do not have a brain.
Favorite Person: Jim Masten! (Anyone get that? No? You're
not cool.)
Boxers or Briefs: hahahahaha!!!! Oh, Adam likes Kasey.
Favorite Food: CANDY! FUCK YEAH, BABY!
Shout-outs: I'd like to give a shoutout to umm.. lets
see... important cool people like.. umm... ME ME ME ME ME ME ME AND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else in the band is weird, I am the cool one. Only talk to me!
Fuck yeah!
Member #7:
Name: Kasey Popularity
Stage Name: Coollikeacat
Thing you do in the band: Dance and play and sing and
romp and hop and skip and play the recorder!!!!!
Born: In a jungle where i was raised by wolves until
they kicked me out of the pack and i went to live with a big bear named...wait...
Fav. Band: My lovers band. I don't remember what
they are called.
Fav. Person: Not me.
Boxers or briefs: Yellow
Fav. Food: Quiecently frozen confections. I don't
eat cats like some people in this band.
Favorite skittle: Lemon
Things i hate: Homework
What i want to do: Talk to the boy on my street
Send: Halloween greetmail
Shoutouts: I would like to thank my wonderful, talented,
beautiful, recorder teacher.