- Vota Asi
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- So you're too cool for romance
- just get some on the side
- I'm a peace loving man but you made the wrong woman cry
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- Think you can just walk in walk out
- Snakes in the house snakes in the grass
- And you thought I was joking when I said I'd kick your ass
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- She ain't no toy she's family
- you should have left her all alone
- Well you're a bad mother fucker but you're a long way from home
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- So you're still looking in bushes
- for what you got right in your hand
- blowing at boulders kicking at quicksand
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- We'll you messed with the wrong tribe
- when you said you had to go
- Well this is her consolation prize sideshow romeo
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- Kids in the Street
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- Whe're all the kids in the street?
- Ain't got no hip ain't got no beat
- The diggers have died ran out of meat
- For 30 years an empty seat
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- If it weren't for your mother you'd think you're crazy
- at least now you know
- If it weren't for your mother you'd think you're crazy
- at least now you know, least now you know
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- The collective insanity of our peers
- could fuel a thousand poets for a thousand years
- The collective insanity of our peers
- could fuel a thousand poets for a thousand years
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- Right on
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- we were all so pretty at the end of the century
- we were all so pretty at the end of the century
- some of us mentioned oh so gently
- some of you bought it now you can't leave
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- are you too busy with your anti-image these days
- falling over every retro x craze
- you take you nose ring road trips jeans down to your hips
- and suck on other cliches
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- It's been done before be done forever
- It's been done before be done forever
- plastic will not replace leather
- good will never conquer better
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- Kentucky
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- Weird ponies graze on funky grass
- I read the words as headlights pass
- I wrote them there an hour ago
- On the way back from the light show
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- In Kentucky where I lost my brain
- and didn't make the football game
- There's too much traffic on the river
- to make it back to Cincinnati
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- Coagulate and congeal
- the metaphor of banana peals
- Is old and tired and cliche
- but I wrote too much the other day
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- but you....
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- The barges linger for an hour
- the moment fades the cargo sours
- the people sit on flood control
- and watch the nervous boat patrol
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- instruct the drunkards how to swim
- and stretch from deck to catch a limb
- as the smoke an fire fill the sky
- but for the grace of god go I
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- Thanksgiving comes thanksgiving gives
- another chance to raid the fridge
- a resurrect old skeletons
- and reposition living ones
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- Blessedly Sin
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- Out in the courtyard a pebble is thrown
- Never to question the intent of this stone
- Up in the window a candle is lit
- The message is sent an advance to permit
- She's one to remember the weight of this rock
- And one to relinquish the keys to the lock
- And one to invite me respectfully in
- And under the covers we blessedly sin
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- Over the mountains through rain and through clouds
- A body rolls over and whispers aloud
- If there is no hand guiding this rain
- And there is no purpose for pleasure and pain
- Then how did I get here a rest next to her
- And who do I thank every time that she stirs
- The thought is forgotten, another begins
- And over the mountains we blessedly sin
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- And losings a long way from throwing
- And what's lost now will always go wrong
- But the stars have a strange way of knowing
- How it would be all along
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- The sun rises up and gets out of bed
- And finds its way back to the place it was led
- Taking a note of the way that it feels
- Plucking the pedals from the flowers it steals
- She's one to remember the length of this walk
- And one to remind me I don't have to talk
- And one to replace all the places I've been
- And out in the meadows we blessedly sin.
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- A Little Alcohol
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- Don't understand honey
- Well let me make it clear
- I ain't spending money
- On nothing but beer
- You may make me happy
- Big you can't get me high
- If you don't like that honey
- You can kiss my ass good-bye
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- Chorus:
- Because a little alcohol
- Is worth all the loving you can give
- A little alcohol
- Is worth all the loving you can give
- If that don't [???] you honey
- We'll that's just the way that I live
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- I once had a woman
- Said drinkings a sin
- So I hid my liquor
- And she took me in
- But she found my mad dog
- and she took all my wine
- So I took back my ring boy
- Cause she's not what makes me feel fine
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- (chorus)
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- I drink at home
- And I drink at work
- I drink on Saturday nights
- And I drink in church
- Folks say boy you're a sinner
- How low have you sunk
- I don't care what they say
- As long as I'm still stinking drunk.
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- Obligatory Train Song
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- If I have a train
- I mean a really big train
- If I have a train
- I mean a really big train
- I would drive it all the way to Saskatchewan
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- If I have a train
- I mean a really big train
- If I have a train
- I mean a really big train
- I'd make sure it had the best cowcather on
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- If I have a butt
- I mean a really big butt
- If I have a butt
- I mean a really big butt
- I would use it to save you a seat on my train
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- If I have a train
- I mean a really big train
- If I have a train
- I mean a really big train
- And if you should happen to be tied to the tracks
- I would run to the caboose and drag my big butt out the back
- Run to the front and scrape you off of my cowcather
- and we'd get married and live happily ever after
- If I had a train.
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- Gay & Mexican
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- I really love you
- I love you a bunch
- come over for dinner
- and stay until lunch
- touch my burrito
- or my libido
- my boyfriend Tony
- makes a mean guacamole
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- Chorus:
- Oh and it's fun to be gay and Mexican
- I like to fry beans again and again
- who do you love, man
- will you be my boyfriend
- and together we'll be gay and Mexican
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- I once had a boyfriend
- he wore really tight jeans
- but I had to dump him
- cause he ate too much beans
- when the kissing was starting
- he was always farting
- I like how his ass felt
- and not how his gas smelt
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- (chorus x 2)
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- I go out shopping
- I go to the store
- I run out of tortillas
- and I have to buy more
- so I take a number
- just to buy a cucumber
- and more guacamole
- for my boyfriend Tony
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- (chorus)
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- I Wish She'd Die (so I didn't have
to dump her)
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- I wish she'd die so I didn't have to dump her
- I wish she'd die so I didn't have to break her heart
- I wish she'd die so I didn't have to leave her
- and worry bout mistakes
- I worry bout mistakes
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- Cause if she died I cry for hours
- and if she died I'd dress in black
- I'd wear sunglasses to her funereal
- and I'd never look back
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- And if she died I'd do her sister