Welcome to my world (sort-of)!

Welcome to my home page!

My name is Jared. I am a Senior in high school as of fall '97. YEAH! Class of '98!
WARNING--THIS PAGE MAKES AN ATTEMPT AT BEING ONE OF THE CHEESIEST THINGS IN THE WORLD!!! SO IF YOUR ALERGIC TO DAIRY PRODUCTS, SPARE YOURSELF SOME WRETCHING AND LEAVE NOW!

I am now on a one-man campaign to popularize the word "Svelte"! "Cool" is too old now, we need to replace it. I only use the word "Boss" or "Svelte" usually now. I think "Svelte" will become the "cool" of the late 90's. Since setting off on my campaign early in '97, I have heard the word on TV twice! And seen it printed several times too! Please help my campaign by either donating $100, or just start using the word more!
UPDATE!!! My campaign has been thus far completely unsucessful, the feeling of unaccomplishment is overwhelming to the point that I have decided to hand the campaign over to someone else.
ON THE OTHER HAND! I am now on a one man campaign to popularize the expresion "PACO" instead of "dude" or "man"
EXAMPLES:
Before--Hey Dude, what's up?
AFTER-- Hey Paco, what's up?
OR
Before--What are you doing man?
AFTER-- What the hell are you doing Paco?
I know it seems a little wierd, but I think it's the next big thing! You want to be a trend-setter don't you???
This campaign has already been quite sucessful as the phrase "paco" was incorporated into a December episode of Sienfeld!
Here you will find some info about stuff I like and some links to pages I or my friends have made!
Enjoy!

Let's start out with some info on the place where I spend most of my time!
Winston Churchill High School in San Antonio, Texas, USA.

Here is a little drawing that I stole from the homepage.

Our claim to fame is being labled #2 snobbiest school in the U.S. by the Late Show with David Letterman! Second only to that school from 90210.(We are so proud)
Of course then again, our school is so snobby we would probably make up a lie like that to feed our own ego...Who knows?
I will be graduating in 1998.
I want to go to Texas A&M University, home of the Aggies. You know, the football team that every once in a while will come out and whip some ass then fade back into the shadows for a couple years.

Texas A&M University

Well enough about school! The next place I spend all my time is at work. I work at a miniature golf course. I know it sounds dumb but it is a really good job and I dont have to work very hard.

I have a twin brother, and please don't ask any of those stupid twin questions!(eg. 'Do you look exactly alike?' or 'Can you read each others minds?')

The stupidest ever question, "Can you tell each other apart?"<-----What a damn moron!
Check out his page, Bosshogrox
He is a Monster Truck Madness freak! I am not as freaky, but I have made one add-on track that got a 9.5 on the caveman scale! Find out more about that HERE!

I like to listen to music, I listen to just about anything because I am forced to listen to the crappy Muzak system we have at work. But my absolute favorite band is Pearl Jam.

Check out these other pages that I have made!

EVEN FLOW-a page with lots of PJ Real Audio
and
a page dedicated to my FORMER favorite car, the 1st generation Nissan fire-trap

Featured MIDI of the month, "HOW BAZAR!"

If you actually come here on a monthly basis, you will know that is false...but then again if you come here on a monthly basis, you are a freak!