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Happy Birthday to yoooooouuuuu
Happy Birthday to yooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I forgot it was your birthday
Because I suck major bum! (lol)

This is a porcupine

He wanted me to tell you happy birthday. He'd do it himself, but he's in Mexican Jail again. He got arrested for a crackbean violation. That's why I missed your birthday. I was looking for my slut shirt to bail him out. So BLAME HIM! lol

This is a picture of the Birthday cake I was going to send you. But Nigel got the munchies, and he ate it all.

I know it says "Happy Birthday, Dad". That's the last time I'll ever let Sacha decorate a cake for me. Humph!