• hairdog-


It's all fun & games till someone gets hurt
And i can't compete so i'll just be a jerk
A jerk with no talent, no luck & no hope
Like someone you'd want on the end of a rope

Misunderstood, what's to understand?
i've done nothing doing all i can
Thumb up my ass with my life in my hands
i've done nothing, doing all i can

All fun n' games till someone gets hurt
like when kids grow up & have to go to work
But i'll still be here, a bump on a log
Just a flea on the end of a hair on a dog
(ch)


SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES:


• Five Fingered Bullet-


Lyrics written by Storm about rednecks and why not to dine with them.
People with small town minds and irrational hate angers us a great deal
& conjure up many violent thoughts.
However, we know better than to act on those emotions.


• Badlands-


Lyrics by Storm. This songs about the feeling of waking up in a
place you know you shouldn't have slept in to begin with. We won't name
any former dirty party houses in particular... actually this
song is completely hypothetical. ha.


• The Read Song-


Written by Storm also. Its about people that force their opinions on others
and never consider another point of view. Learning can only be accomplished through communication,
not pushing ideals on people. Yup.


• Professor Thrillkill-


The gun violence in America's high schools and classrooms is incredibly disturbing to hear and think about.
This violence only seems to be getting worse and worse,
and this is a song about a fictional teacher who took matters into his own hands.


• Camping Not Cruising-


The significance of this song(aside from making asses
of ourselves on local television) is simple. Don't take nature for granted and
enjoy simple pleasures in life. And the important fact that cruising sucks shit.
Thank you.


• King of the Basement-


As the old legend goes... there lived a lampshade wearing,
turnbuckle playing goon with a necklace made of jar lids.
He lives in Storm's old basement and used to kick our asses
if we practiced for too long. Don't worry, you won't get it.


• Bowling With Buddha(aka: flushing matt's dick down the toilet)-


When Tom smokes catnip,
Matt gets buzzed.


• Kathy Lee(D.I.E.)-


Similar to "Ode to a Chode",
but not.


• Mental Culture-


We think organized religions are fucked up.

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