LIZ PHAIR

TEEN PEOPLE: What's the weirdest thing a fan has asked you to do?
LIZ PHAIR: I had to sign fake boobs. They're a good writing surface, because they're really hard.

TP: Did you perform in high school?
LP: No. I'd rather die. The job I have now is what I'd have liked least if you'd asked me in high school. I'd tell you anything but getting up in front of people and talking or singing or doing anything. It's so ironic.

TP: Which of the other artists on the bill are you feeling?
LP: I like Avril a lot, because I like women with the wrong attitude. I insulted William Hung when he was close enough to hear. I hate American Idol

-- L'Oreal McCollum, 22