~ I wish that life was like the old black-and-white movies, where the women could be bitchy whenever they wanted and still have men grovel at their feet.

~ When people say, "i'm gonna kick your ass," they don't kick your ass. They hit you in the face.

~ Nationalities will continue to try to get ahead of each other if we keep calling each other "races."

~ You know who really started the grunger or the "look" of the 90s? Strawberry Shortcake. For those who remember her big puffy hats, short smock dresses, those falling-down green-and-white striped tights, and those big clunky brown shoes: Who would have guessed that my childhood idol would be my teenage trendsetter?

~ Sometimes you have to go through hell to find paradise.

~ When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

~ The only reason I'd ever wear Barney underwear is so he could kiss my butt. ~ If I die, will they bury me with my braces on?

~ I still don't understand the point of taking drugs to enhance you senses and broaden your horizons. Wouldn't it make a lot more snese to just take a poetry class?