Chris Ingham gets down to the nitty gritty.
PIC:Mick Hutson
"Romantic gestures tend to be forthcoming only after something bad has happened. One time my ex & I had a really horrible fight, and to make up he put one balloon in the bedroon, one in the living room, two on the outside door, three on the gate, and every ten feet or so down the street there would be clusters of these 'I Love You' balloons,until I got to the car, where he was waiting with a dozen red roses to take me to dinner."
"I prefer romantic gestures that are spontaneous and don't come from being in trouble!"
What attracts you to a man?
"What attracts one person to another is freaky. I find that you either have to be complete opposites or almost completely the same. Having the same likes, saying the same things at the same time-there has to be a connection for me. And they have to kiss good! It doesn't matter how good looking or intelligent they are, after the first kiss I know whether it's on or not. "I have to be with creative guys too. They have to be a musician, writer or artist for it to work. Accountants need not apply."
What about phisically?
"I like really, really thin guys withone of two colours of hair: white or black."
How about Marilyn Manson then?
"That would work! And the same goes for Perry Farrell, who is an alien."
Who is the sexiest man in rock?
"There's a few, but I can't name the sexiest because I'm working on him right now and I don't want to blow it! I think Perry Farrell and Dave Navarro are both incredibly sexy; Chino from the Deftones...there are soooo many!"
What's the best chat up line you've ever heard?
"I don't think there are any good one's, just really bad ones."
So what's the worst one you've ever heard?
"Show me your tits', or what was it? Oh yeah, this big, fat, ugly guy who looked like Jabba The Hut came up to me in Texas and said 'You're so beautiful I'm gonna go home & jack off to you.' God I nearly threw up!"
Have you ever resorted to using a chaat-up line on a guy?
"I have a favorite and it always works. I go up to people that I like the look of and ask 'em, 'Are you married or have a girlfriend or single and if not, can we go out?' Gets em every time."
Has anyone ever propositioned you whilst you've been doing a piercing on them?
"When you're holding a needle in your hand you have a lot of power over a man, and I think they realise that treating someone with respect in that situation is wise!"
Have you ever deliberately hurt someone when piercing them because they were disrespectful?
"I haven't, but I know people who do. Piercing needles are razor sharp but you can 'tap out' the needle on the side before putting it through the skin which makes it go slower. Ouch."
Do you have any intimate piercings yourself?
"Yes."
