dave - 06/16/00 04:59:53
you seen Us play?: nope
is Us better than other bands which you like?: um no
remember in 1989 there was the World Series in San Francisco and that guy was yelling: nope
how come you're not calling Us to have us play at your house?: scared of you
who's yo daddy?: that guy
Life's a bitch.....are you?: nope

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you guys are kinda cool. Im just a guy from O-town. Hell, I didn't even know bands where coming out of Kennett what a surprise. Man you guys are crazy. Play some Oxford shows man, do some gigs and stuff

ray - 06/13/00 22:01:49
My Email:geetaro@hotmail.com
you seen Us play?: yessum
is Us better than other bands which you like?: some of 'em
remember in 1989 there was the World Series in San Francisco and that guy was yelling: no...in 1989 i was 5...i did a lot of chillin with my ninja turtles. that's all i remember.
how come you're not calling Us to have us play at your house?: i didn't think that you rock stars were available
who's yo daddy?: i don't know...mom says he was a dick and thats why he left.
Life's a bitch.....are you?: i guess that, somewhere in the world, somebody is saying that i'm their bitch, so yes, i'm somebody's bitch, just don't know whos.

Comments:
you should reverse your names and become pokemon characters.

R.B. Palmer - 05/09/00 19:24:23
My Email:RBPalmer01@aol.com
you seen Us play?: you bet i have, the after prom was freakin spectacular!
is Us better than other bands which you like?: some of them yes
remember in 1989 there was the World Series in San Francisco and that guy was yelling: nope, i never watched baseball anyways
how come you're not calling Us to have us play at your house?: cause my parents are fucks, but we all knew that already
who's yo daddy?: i'd tell you if he'd let me see his face
Life's a bitch.....are you?: thats entirely possible

Comments:
more us shows please. when you guys play live you kick alot of ass (and that ain't no joke) so play live more and i might give you money. and lee and i will cause some ruckus at your shows

Clams - 04/29/00 21:36:30
you seen Us play?: Yeah
is Us better than other bands which you like?: I like Us when they're playing, then I forget what they sound like.
remember in 1989 there was the World Series in San Francisco and that guy was yelling: baseball
how come you're not calling Us to have us play at your house?: my folks are home

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Paul - 04/24/00 15:39:50
My URL:fly.to/hennaro
My Email:hennaro@hotmail.com
you seen Us play?: yep
is Us better than other bands which you like?: Sure, you guys are really good but you never play any more...
how come you're not calling Us to have us play at your house?: i tried to get you guys over here but Mark didn't want to
Life's a bitch.....are you?: na

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Jonas... your always playing under my room... Mark i have a tape of you playing stuff... so how about you 2 get together and play some good old US music...Big Bad Wolf!!!

jt - 02/14/00 19:37:28
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/lordiel
My Email:lordiel@hotmail.com
you seen Us play?: no
is Us better than other bands which you like?: not really
remember in 1989 there was the World Series in San Francisco and that guy was yelling: no
how come you're not calling Us to have us play at your house?: because
who's yo daddy?: not you
Life's a bitch.....are you?: no

Comments:
hey whats up i guess, but just letting you know your fucked up and stuff, just joking ha ha check us out we are lordiel, nice page i guess

mr. ray - 11/02/99 14:20:23
you seen Us play?: yessum
is Us better than other bands which you like?: yessum
remember in 1989 there was the World Series in San Francisco and that guy was yelling: not really..i was five and playing with my ninja turtles
how come you're not calling Us to have us play at your house?: my arm itches
who's yo daddy?: Dr. B.
Life's a bitch.....are you?: depends on who you're talking to

Comments:
good work

The angry girl - 07/31/99 02:53:43
My Email:cascade5ms@aol.com
you seen Us play?: don't want to
is Us better than other bands which you like?: not better than kid rock
remember in 1989 there was the World Series in San Francisco and that guy was yelling: if you dont like kid rock you can suck my dick
how come you're not calling Us to have us play at your house?: cause kid rock is over hear
who's yo daddy?: kid rock
Life's a bitch.....are you?: just angry

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The angry girl - 07/31/99 02:51:14
My Email:cascade5ms@aol.com
you seen Us play?: don't want to
is Us better than other bands which you like?: not better than kid rock
remember in 1989 there was the World Series in San Francisco and that guy was yelling: if you dont like kid rock you can suck my dick
how come you're not calling Us to have us play at your house?: cause kid rock is over hear
who's yo daddy?: kid rock
Life's a bitch.....are you?: just angry

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Dr.Spit - 07/26/99 05:50:31
My Email:BaphometJr@aol.com
you seen Us play?: thrice
is Us better than other bands which you like?: on a scale of one to ten....no,eh well maybe...i'll give you white boys an A+ for groove though
remember in 1989 there was the World Series in San Francisco and that guy was yelling: "damn it i lost my hot dog..i like hot dogs so much,i am really ashamed at myself for loosing such an important possesion of mine"....something to that effect ri ht?
how come you're not calling Us to have us play at your house?: i hate technology
who's yo daddy?: pappy hates mexicans,thats for sure
Life's a bitch.....are you?: ?uoy era....hctib a s'efiL

Comments:
i recently got myself a good 'ol case of the "lyme disease"....i know what your thinking..."oh no,Mike's gonna die"....well,don't cry,the good news is I caught it early and those friendly doctors at the kennet family practice are doing everything in their power to heal my fagil,gelatinous body. i do have some pills i have to take twice a day for 21 days..a pill called Doxcycline...they are 100mg per tablet and are manufactured by the fine folks at the Rache factory. oh yes..lets not forget the little tick hat burroughed his arachnid little ,blood sucking cranium into my gentile, yet manly armpit(yeah that beast got me in the frickin armpit).he got away. there is a reward out for his arrest though.if you see him give me a call @ my house...im here all the t me except when i am busy doing other things such as: water polo,collecting rocks,catogorizing rocks,eating worms,fat reduction,technical difficulty,and personal belongings....... the tick looks a lot like a cross between Martin Short and Lou Diamond Phillips...oh well thats all for now.........i love butterflys,they don't sting

Joe Passante - 07/25/99 02:07:35
My Email:Ska5FD@aol.com
you seen Us play?: Yes!
is Us better than other bands which you like?: hell ya, what band would let you get up on stage and sing where's florence, thank's guys!
remember in 1989 there was the World Series in San Francisco and that guy was yelling: i dunno
how come you're not calling Us to have us play at your house?: wanna?
who's yo daddy?: who's yo bitch?
Life's a bitch.....are you?: yes.....

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you are great! i love US! you are my crock n' roll idols!

lee - 07/08/99 06:31:07
My Email:u already got it
you seen Us play?: yeah. you motherfuckers played at my house a few times. i might come watch ya tomorrow
is Us better than other bands which you like?: if i heard you more than once maybe i'd say yes. but as of now. no.
remember in 1989 there was the World Series in San Francisco and that guy was yelling: FUCK THAT KIDS GOTTA TRENCH COAT. EVERYBODY HIT THE FUCKIN DECK. oh its just lee
how come you're not calling Us to have us play at your house?: havn't had any parties latly
who's yo daddy?: you jonas
Life's a bitch.....are you?: yeah. gotta problem w/ that?!? but any way satan is sadam hussains bitch(so what if i can't spell his name)

Comments:
Well jonas. me and shawn and paul are supposed to do somethin tomorrow. maybe we'll come and watch your show. and maybe you got that shirt done by now? probably not. but thats ok.


Nellie - 04/19/99 08:30:49
My URL:http://www.winternet.com/~rwaller/nellie
My Email:rwaller@winternet.com
you seen Us play?: no
is Us better than other bands which you like?: sure
remember in 1989 there was the World Series in San Francisco and that guy was yelling: Was that you?
how come you're not calling Us to have us play at your house?: I have to rewire.
who's yo daddy?: Duke Ellington.
Life's a bitch.....are you?: The original.

Comments:
I knew a band called US in Owatonna Minnesota back in the Sixties. You are just as much fun. Keep doing this stuff, please. Nellie loves you.

Jerry - 03/31/99 16:36:32
My URL:http://listen.to/lastpicked
My Email:GregP51@aol.com
you seen Us play?: Aye Aye
is Us better than other bands which you like?: Depends....
remember in 1989 there was the World Series in San Francisco and that guy was yelling: Last Picked is First Place
how come you're not calling Us to have us play at your house?: The Fuzz took my phone.
who's yo daddy?: You stealin crap from the Last Picked page, whore?
Life's a bitch.....are you?: I'm your #1 bitch.

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Nat - 03/15/99 22:03:48
My URL:http://listen.to/3cansam

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Comments:
I hate you, and you are gay.

Nat - 03/07/99 16:20:28
My URL:http://listen.to/3cansam
My Email:doctornews@geocities.com
remember in 1989 there was the World Series in San Francisco and that guy was yelling: EARTHQUAKE
how come you're not calling Us to have us play at your house?: 'cause Jonas is scared of my dad.

Comments:
Oh shit, dude...."I'm Poor"...

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Zelda

- 01/27/99 03:07:15

Joe - 01/21/99 16:35:39
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/ktown5FD/
My Email:Ska5FD@aol.com
Are you a fan of Us, or just an admirer of Jonas?: I am A BIG FAN! and I admire Jonas
who's cool? Is it Jonas?: Both of you crazy guys!
Why is it that drummers are cool?: they just are!
on a similar subject, why's Jonas so cool?: I can't explain it!
Did Jonas tell you to come here?: No, it was by my own free will
Jonas?: Who Cool is he?

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YOU GUY ARE AWESOME!!!! Jonas is my role model! I wanna hear you guys again! play dammit play!

Chris Harne - 01/16/99 20:14:48
My URL:http://listen.to/specialguest
My Email:TheBugClub@yahoo.com
Are you a fan of Us, or just an admirer of Jonas?: I like Jonas
who's cool? Is it Jonas?: yes
Why is it that drummers are cool?: Boam
on a similar subject, why's Jonas so cool?: pencil braid
Did Jonas tell you to come here?: no
Jonas?: I'd assume so.

Comments:
what the hell is this? Nice work. I like the Dragon Wagon

Jerry - 01/07/99 16:01:57
My Email:GregP51@aol.com
Have you seen Us play?: Who is this US band of which you speak?
Where did this occur and were your socks appropriately rocked?: I'd prefer the discussion of my socks to cease, as it makes me feel dirty. The bad kind of dirty.
Crock n Roll?: If that involves tasty Country Crock butter on a delicous Sunbeam roll, I'd be delighted.
Is No More Raves a good song, or what?: Umm... the word "Rave" is to close to "Rape" thus I am offended and feeling dirty again.
Why aren't you on the mailing list?: Because you're all a bunch of baby-raping, devil-worshiping rock and roll hippies.
how freakin cool IS marcus price, anyway?: Jesus is the only judge.

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Smokey the Bear - 12/29/98 06:03:34
My Email:fuzzyrangers@nosmoke.com
Have you seen Us play?: if there was fire and trees and poor little rabbits getting killed onstage yes
Where did this occur and were your socks appropriately rocked?: you know it.
Crock n Roll?: no no no my goodness you two shoud know this by now, its "STOP DROP AND ROLL"
Is No More Raves a good song, or what?: WHAT? NO MORE FOREST FIRES? NOW YOU'RE TALKING
Why aren't you on the mailing list?: all the mail gets burned stupid teenages comin out to the forest every weekend
how freakin cool IS marcus price, anyway?: yeah i seen him around, except we don't call him marcus, he's that small assed bear named boo boo who hangs around w/ the taller bear cotter except his name in actuality is YOGI...bastards always stealing picnic baskets...

Comments:
Only you can start forest fires....so? what are you waiting for? light up a match we'll have a bonfire, roast marshmellows, and sing "koombaya"

Scrooge - 12/29/98 05:34:24
My Email:moneybags@$$$.com
Have you seen Us play?: was it a free show? cuz i'm a cheap assed bastard, andi'm not making time for anything that'll take money outta my pocket
Where did this occur and were your socks appropriately rocked?: socks! i don't even wear shoes cuz they burn my money, i wear big prize x-mas turkeys that r in the butch r's window on my feet, then i give them to bastard's like that nice assed kiss up bob cratchit
Crock n Roll?: what? ......Stocks and Gold!!! it's mine, money money money money money!!!!! he.he.he.he.he.......
Is No More Raves a good song, or what?: NO MORE TAXES IS WHAT I'D LIKE TO HEAR make song about that, then we'll talk business
Why aren't you on the mailing list?: i don't have time for stupid poppie-cock nonsense like that do you know who i am? i'm Ebeniezer "freakin' bah humbug, jacob marly is my gaylover" Scrooge"
how freakin cool IS marcus price, anyway?: hmmmm...he sounds familiar....is he the short one w/ the crutch? poor miss informd chap, he's gonna die.....

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IF YOU TWO DONT PAY YOUR TAXES...I'M HAVING THE THREE CHRISTMAS SPIRITS COME AND RAID YOUR FILTHY CHEAP ASS UNTIL YOU DO PAY..... OH YEAH ONE MORE THING...... GOD BLESS, US, EVERYONE!!!

- 12/18/98 19:35:19

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I can't stand you.... I try to have an ounce of fun, and bastards like you take it away. MacDonalds balls my ass... -Billy Danley



- 12/14/98 21:49:40

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...what a crock.

shaun - 12/03/98 04:02:59
My Email:joeurban@aol.com
Have you seen Us play?: yup
Where did this occur and were your socks appropriately rocked?: many a time, many a place, and yes...my socks WERE rawked
Crock n Roll?: silly jonas! it's pronounced "rock and roll"
Is No More Raves a good song, or what?: i think so. i always forget how it goes til i hear it. then i say "hey what song is this? this is good!" @ least that's what happened @ the Legion
Why aren't you on the mailing list?: i didn't know there was one. even if there was, jonas never would do anything to mail to people and if he did it would be about as often as both his webpages are updated. no offence...both these pages are good a d everything. it's just that you never do a godddddam thing new on them. that's all. ok i'll shut up now.
how freakin cool IS marcus price, anyway?: he's an ass. he hit me 5 times in one day: every time he saw me in the hall. i was ready to "rock his socks" and that takes a lot, but so far marcus price is one of the few people to piss me off to that ex reme.

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i think jonas has a good work ethic; it's just that he needs to get his priorities straight. if we could work on this area of his academic studies, we could both notice a real change in his attitude, at home AND at school.

Chris - 11/25/98 16:06:37
My Email:I used to have E-mail@AOL.com
why are you here?: I took the link from the Special Guest page
You ever seen Us play?: Yes
When did that happen, and did you get the bang for you buck?: At Staps Halloween party. It kicked ass
Where IS Florence?: The North Pole
What's the best way to pick blueberries?: With a blueberry picker.
How many more raves are there?: Not sure

Comments:
I had some comments, but as time passed I forgot my comments.

Jerry - 11/25/98 16:05:02
My Email:GregP51@aol.com
why are you here?: I dunno. I'm bored.
You ever seen Us play?: Yep.
When did that happen, and did you get the bang for you buck?: At the little show in Zig's garage, and then at the Stapley bash on All-hallow's eve
Where IS Florence?: In Italy.
What's the best way to pick blueberries?: With Yellow Dunlops.
How many more raves are there?: Preferably none.

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o o

Mary - 11/21/98 05:09:37
My Email:rhinorompus@yahoo.com
why are you here?: cuz i had three cups of coffee and can't sleep
You ever seen Us play?: YES!!! Changed my life forever!!!
When did that happen, and did you get the bang for you buck?: 1st time was jonas's house, and then i heard them play at the American Legion. Fantastic!!!

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Crilla Smackavasoose - 11/18/98 16:46:20 My URL:http://duno.com/5-fingerdyscount/ My Email:MARCU61437@aol.com What the hell are you doing here?: Im kicking a cat on a polar bears ass You seen Us play?: Yeah How 'bout that 5 finger dyscount, huh? freakin ubelievable: Oh hell yeah!! Where IS Florence?: I do not know, maybe she went Idaho Shark plus Pig equals...: SHARKus Price

Comments: hmmmmmmmmmm.........................well...I'll tell u what. Im gonna go throw a book out the window and tell on myself. "Marcus Price (dun dun dun) doesnt eat rice!!!!" Yeah. Good stuff. Ok done.

ray brown - 11/05/98 16:53:51 My Email:none What the hell are you doing here?: checkin' out your site You seen Us play?: yup How 'bout that 5 finger dyscount, huh? freakin ubelievable: yup Shark plus Pig equals...: SHARKPIG!

Comments: Keep playing

Joe Passante - 10/23/98 15:19:42 My URL:http://duno.com/5-fingerdyscount/ My Email:Nirv13 or FyveFyngerDyscount You ever seen Us play?: Yup Did we pay you to sign this guestbook?: Noooo You want a tape? They're good...: No, i have one already, but I need a new one What the hell are you doing here?: I felt like being here, deal with it! What happens when you cross an otter with a sheep?: i don't really have a clue!

Comments: This website is freakin' awesone!! ok...

michelle - 10/13/98 02:56:19 My Email:madatgot You ever seen Us play?: no =( Did we pay you to sign this guestbook?: no You want a tape? They're good...: yes i want a tape What the hell are you doing here?: checkin shit out y? What happens when you cross an otter with a sheep?: i dunno cant think of an answer

Comments: joe u r kewl, ive known u for awhile but havent heard u whats up w/ that???well let me no??

10/10/98 22:19:28

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.

Nat - 09/01/98 22:21:51 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/sunsetstrip/amphitheatre/9860/ My Email:MoePresto@aol.com You ever seen Us play?: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard your "Us." With your "basstar" and your "cymbals". Did we pay you to sign this guestbook?: Actually, that reminds me of a funny story...I was lookin' at the Idiot Page (that better work, or else I'll look like one hell of a jackass) just to see if Jon s that lazy bastard had changed anything...well, he didn't. So I decided to pay a visit to the Us page. Now he's got this fancy-shmancy guestbook. You want a tape? They're good...: Yeah! They're great! Hey, everybody!!! E-mail Jonas for an Us tape! You'll be glad you did! What the hell are you doing here?: I told you, you filthy bastard. I TOLD YOU! What happens when you cross an otter with a sheep?: BADA-BADA-BADA-BADA-BA!...SHARKPIG!

Comments: Hey, guys, I got an idea! Let's ALL buy an US tape! Yeah! Infact, Jonas is such a great guy, he gave me a tape for FREE! Hell yeah!

Jeff - 08/22/98 19:35:22 My Email:jo271@hotmail.com You ever seen Us play?: yeah Did we pay you to sign this guestbook?: no You want a tape? They're good...: i got one already What the hell are you doing here?: the address is on the tape so i came What happens when you cross an otter with a sheep?: shotter

Comments: i saw Us at that American Legion thing. they were good. I like that song 'Can of Beef'

Laura - 08/20/98 06:24:28 My Email:Alice42O@aol.com You ever seen Us play?: Yuppers, Us is super cool Did we pay you to sign this guestbook?: Naw, nothin like that You want a tape? They're good...: yup, i do, and i'll pay 3 dollars to get one too, just like everybody else What the hell are you doing here?: Jonas IM says "US Page" so i went What happens when you cross an otter with a sheep?: An Otteep?

Comments: Us is really good, u should buy their tape so jonas and mark get money and u get to hear som really great music

sean - 08/20/98 06:20:39 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/sunsetstrip/amphitheatre/9860/ My Email:joeurban@aol.com You ever seen Us play?: hell yeah Did we pay you to sign this guestbook?: $5 You want a tape? They're good...: shit...i can hear u whenever i want anyway, but if i weren't in 3 can sam, i'd buy one. i just never have money, as anyone who knows me already is aware of What the hell are you doing here?: jonas comes outta nowhere on this phukkin internet-dealie-bob and sed "guestbook" so i did the guestbook thing to do What happens when you cross an otter with a sheep?: u get a moon-pie

Comments: bitchin', skitchin', witchin' page ya got here j-man. don't worry. i'm giving u lotza credit for it! good work. hope US & 3canSam take it to the top some day. (ha ha)

Floyd - 08/20/98 06:00:50 My Email:floyd@hotmail.com You ever seen Us play?: no Did we pay you to sign this guestbook?: no You want a tape? They're good...: do i have to pay for it? What the hell are you doing here?: my friend said Us was good What happens when you cross an otter with a sheep?: I dunno

Comments: this is a cool page