"Well now," you may be wondering, "here I am at your little shanty of a web page, listening to your hastily recorded music, and I'm not quite sure why I should plunk down my hard earned dollar to see you play a show." Well, in case the funkalicious punkjunk available on our Audio Page isn't enough, we've created the..
Reasons Why You Should Like Us:

1. We're awesome
2. We bring a dancing cow to our shows. I mean, come on, it's a DANCING COW! What else do you need?
3. If you had a band, we'd like YOU.
4. Fuck You! Jerk.....
5. We listen to good music, therefor obviously we must MAKE good music as well. It's just simple deductive reasoning.
6. Look at this picture of Jonas. Look how his hair is flying around like that! That's pretty damn cool, you gotta admit. If the music is half as cool as Jonas's hair flying up in the air, then you're not gonna wanna miss this shit.
7. One time, I met Angelo Moore. I mean, come on, ANGELO MOORE!
8. What the hell else are you gonna do? HUH? Fucker.

any questions? yeah, i didn't think so.

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