Parents will wonder, children will cry, the thunders of hell will crack when we all bow, bow to the whims of Vitamin King. Satan himself pays a 10 percent soul tribute to the band. Unconfirmed reports have suggested that the President of the United States has been seen kissing the asses of the band members...
Join us today, as we explore the chaotic world of Vitamin King. Never before has happy music kicked your ass so hard. Never before have the lyrics of satanic bands, been sang backwards only to reveal hidden messages about My Little Pony. Never before has such a load of bullshit been placed on the Internet. Welcome to the nightmarish hell-scape that is Vitamin King!