Meet the band...

The master mind, the man who's kind, who cannot find, likes to grind, best view is from behind, is always on time, my main man 'Brain'!!!
You'll hear Brain on guitar, vocals, and trombone for Vitamin King. His hard driving lyrics give you the creeps. Reminding you of past wet dreams and Kool Aid mustaches. Quoted as saying, "Pearl Jam would be a better name for bread spread in a porn flick!". Of course if he really did say this no one would know, because Brain never would admit to it.

Dinkis... Kenny Dinkis. Espionage expert. Wants a job working for the IRS 'chewin chocolate'. Kenny does vocals, guitar, and bounces on stage without the aid of a jock strap. Dinkis along with Brain and Tony are the original members of the band. The coolest part about Dinkis, is his ability to hate any group that sells more that 100 copies of their record. When a fan asked him, "What kind of beer do you like? I like Heineken." Kenny replied, "Heineken! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

Tany P. Mr. Family man. Tany is married and has thirteen children. It's crazy around his house. As you can see from the picture he is the drummer for Vitamin King. His slammin' beats and flowing rhythms are some of the best in the world. Next to Neil Pert, Tany is the Pope of hard-ass beats!
When his arms start goin'. The beats start flowin'. The rowers start rowin'. You know mutha' fucka', that the danger must be growin'!

Every time I see this picture I throw out every last bit of my manhood, and realize what a hunk Uncie Wayne really is! Wayne is the Bassist of the band, nobody likes the bass player. Uncie Wayne is 26 and still lives with his mother! Rumor has it he once told off Matt from Citizen King. That's O.K. we still love him. His talent for playing bass has been a great addition to VK. He said one time, "I can't remember when I had more fun just being cool."

Last, but not least, and number one in our hearts... Chuck Wedge! Everybody loves Chuck. He has become sort of the favorite of all the lady fans out there. Chuck is the trumpet player for VK and a glorious player he is indeed. When his lips start buzzin' you know the party is on! His smooth melodies lull us into a crunchy erotic gangsta dream. Ladies and Gentlemen lets give it up for Chuck Wedge! Yeeeahhhh!

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